This Dream scared the SHIT out of ME!

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    Oct 22, 2012 7:29 PM GMT
    WTF JUST HAPPENED TO ME-Long post
    So I just woke up from a nap and I don't ever want to sleep again. I just had most awkward dream situation. Here I go. I was dreaming, and it felt real I even almost fainted in my dream it felt real but I didn't. But at some point I realized that I was dreaming. At this point I was happy because I even threw camera at my sisters face...but I knew i was dreaming. But the horrid part was that I now knew and so some crazy shit was happening. Like someone had a lizard tongue at one point. Anyway now that I knew I was dreaming I was like let me try to make shit appear and what not..like a hot guy and just make out. Well I couldn't, I literally had to walk all the way outside of my house to find a hot guy in the street and start making out with him. I did this like 4 timesicon_twisted.gif Funny part it felt real...too real then I was like shit is the dog liking me in real life...and I would wake up in my room from my nap and see that there was no dog....but that was a dream...it happened all 4 times. At one point it was like there were sub titles in my dream and it literally said DOG LICKING SOUND. "Woke up" and no dog. (I apparently like to fuck with myself in really twisted ways) Then it got scary, in almost every dream there was this neighbor that I kept seeing. he was wearing a red apron and his house seemed to be turned into a diner. He kept popping up, taking out trash, mowing the lawn. I honestly thought to myself this is a dream horror trap I know it. DO NOT SNEAK INTO HIS HOUSE. What do I do I go outside....after like the 8th dream, it's raining. Find a shoe...put it on knowing I can't just pop up the other one I have to actually look for it...find different one and put it on.(it was raining and I didn't want to get wet feet or step on a rock) I find this old rusty car to sneak up behind to get a better look. He takes a black trash bag into a truck looking worried as hale, pats the truck and it leaves. and he turns back and is so happy and relieved as if he got rid of a big problem. then as he goes back into the house he looks over at me grins then goes inside. I get up like shit bad idea probably horror movie shit going on in there and if that kiss felt real that drill to the knee would too and I CANNOT WAKE UP from these dreams.FUCK THAT!So I freaked out. I turned around and people in my dream were pissed... like why did you stare at him. We were ignoring him because he is evil...you released something bad now. They were turning all distorted demonic looking... I'm freaking out like WAKE THE FUCK UP. I wake up...but not really...go downstairs start flipping over tables at how pissed I am that I am still dreaming. Wake up...again not really. At this point I'm scared for when I will wake up, can someone please shake me awake...an alarm something...no I am alone at home for another 3 hours. And thanks to inception I was like that is like a week in dreams...FUCK. So then I was like inception!!! YES, THAT'S IT!! I need a kick I need to fall backwards from somewhere high. I end up taking forever building something to fall of from. (because I cannot pop anything up in my dream) And to be honest I was scared. I was about to fall off a building back first...but I knew it had to be done. Funny part is that Lisa Simpson was there helping me build it while ralph was telling her how to and she was like are you sure?....bitch was using honey and gum....nails anything that sticks 2 things together to attach a board from one end of a wall to the roof of a building so I can fall off from. At this point I'm Pissed/scared/annoyed/NOT HAPPY. I get up fall backwards....feel that scared feeling and wake up....BUT NOT REALLY!! FUCK ME at this point I'm cursing to the heavens about to cry then I hear dogs bark...YES that is my cue!! (My neighborhood have so many dogs that when anyone gets home from anywhere they go wild...I like in a cul-de-sac) Anyway at that point I am praying please be real dogs and then BAYM I wake up, dogs barking. I get my ass up...I still feel half my body asleep but I know I am finally awake. I am still tired and I close my eye and literally start dreaming then I get scared and wake up before I get stuck in a nap again....I am going to go get some caffeine in me. So i search it online and am like WTF was that...still looking and decided to share this so it is documented and I can actually read this again one day. At first it was fun but then it was torture. Some details that I left out but I mean c'mon this is a big ass post. WTF happened in those 30 min of nap time that each dream felt like 1 hour long. I am so happy I am awake....but I'm still so sleepyicon_eek.gif
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    Oct 22, 2012 7:36 PM GMT
    u ever hear of a paragraph man?
    try it out.
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    Oct 22, 2012 8:06 PM GMT
    TL;DR

    Our dreams are only remotely interesting to us because of the personal emotion we attach to them. To others it's just an uninteresting jumble of stuff.
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    Oct 22, 2012 8:14 PM GMT
    I'd be scared, too, if I dreamed of such a long paragraph.