What turns you into a big sissy?

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    Sep 01, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
    Even the most hardened realjocks and manly men have things that make them wimper with pain...For me, it's picking up dog shit.....seeing big bugs crawling on the sidewalk and rides at an amusement park. These things make me scream like my sister.
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    Sep 01, 2008 8:22 PM GMT

    Funny you should mention amusement parks and sisters. We went on a flume ride, which is artificial logs with seats built in them, at the PNE one year - big fairground. She sat behind me. This is like a roller coaster crossed with water slide, and when we went down the final and largest run, my sister, sitting behind me BIT INTO MY BACK out of sheer terror.

    In shock and pain, I shrieked like a little girl the whole way down. You should have seen the expressions on the faces of those watching.

    Bill refused go on it. Smart guy.
  • cityguy39

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    Sep 01, 2008 8:23 PM GMT
    we have already done this one Kissingpro
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    Sep 01, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
    cityguy39 saidwe have already done this one Kissingpro


    But I haven't and I'm sure others haven't and there's probably a ton of new guys joining that haven't. So there!
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    Sep 01, 2008 8:55 PM GMT
    SNAKES!!!! I turn into Christina Aguilera and you can hear me scream for miles!!!
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    Sep 01, 2008 8:56 PM GMT
    exposure to chinese school girl videos...
  • JayneCobb

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    Sep 01, 2008 8:59 PM GMT
    Deep water, I have near panic attacks when I can't see the bottom, I always think somethings going to grab me and pull me down.. icon_neutral.gif

    My friends think its hilarious though, they like to play "Push Dave of the back of the boat and watch him freak out". icon_rolleyes.gif
  • maximumrisk

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    Sep 01, 2008 9:00 PM GMT
    If I see a spider to late or it appears somewhere I didnĀ“t expect them at all, gets me to scream every time.
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    Sep 01, 2008 9:26 PM GMT
    Non f yours is an issue for me. I have 3 dogs, and my work can involve cleaning out compacted vagina's, and that can almost make ones eyes water; thank god for gloves.

    I have red-back spiders in my garage, and bug are of no bother to me.

    Plus page one, rule 3 of the fags hand book. You must be born with a penis to be a fag, and never aloud to act like a girl.
  • MattyC0709

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    Sep 01, 2008 9:29 PM GMT
    Not exactly turns me into a sissy, but fellow gays, booze and music turn me into a dancing queen! (i.e. dancing rather like a girl in the straight clubs) icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 01, 2008 9:36 PM GMT
    KissingPro saidEven the most hardened realjocks and manly men have things that make them wimper with pain...For me, it's picking up dog shit.....seeing big bugs crawling on the sidewalk and rides at an amusement park. These things make me scream like my sister.


    LOL.

    You staged your REALJOCK memorial service only a few weeks ago.

    Why are you back--so soon?

    What happened????

    I'm curious.
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    Sep 01, 2008 9:37 PM GMT
    Rats or bats aka flying rats. There gross.
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    Sep 01, 2008 9:40 PM GMT
    gymguy1 saidRats or bats aka flying rats. There gross.


    Yeah....and those big juicy flying cockaroaches...EWWW.
  • DCEric

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    Sep 01, 2008 9:48 PM GMT
    Worms. I don't know why. I don't mind snakes, and those are the things that can do real damage. For some reason worms give me the e-we-ge-we's

    I fell off a ski lift (at the top) once... my friend said I let out a laugh like a school girl... hehehehe.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Sep 01, 2008 10:11 PM GMT
    any kind of rodent
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    Sep 01, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidany kind of rodent


    Hey Todd---look! a mouse!
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    Sep 01, 2008 10:32 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    CuriousJockAZ saidany kind of rodent


    Hey Todd---look! a mouse!




    LOL! Hey JP -- Look! President McCain!!! :-))
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    Sep 01, 2008 10:36 PM GMT
    Deep water for sure....Lakes and stuff icon_sad.gif

    For the less unique...Spiders are fucking sccarrrry
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    Sep 01, 2008 10:37 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ said
    jprichva said
    CuriousJockAZ saidany kind of rodent


    Hey Todd---look! a mouse!




    LOL! Hey JP -- Look! President McCain!!! :-))


    Haha! That was a great comeback, it made me laugh.

    Snakes for me.
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    Sep 01, 2008 10:49 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ said LOL! Hey JP -- Look! President McCain!!! :-))


    Quite right. I can think of nothing scarier.
  • JohnG16775

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    Sep 01, 2008 10:53 PM GMT
    Ok , I guess maybe spider monkeys scare me.

  • drakutis

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    Sep 01, 2008 10:57 PM GMT
    I'm gonna scream like a girl when i get my new Maxima!!!!icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 01, 2008 11:17 PM GMT
    KissingPro said...rides at an amusement park. These things make me scream like my sister.


    They make everyone scream. But, is the screaming out of joy or sheer terror? That's the big question!

    For me, it's bugs, snakes, mice, rats, lizards, etc... But, only when they're where they're not supposed to be. Ya know, like in your medicine cabinet, running across the floor in your bedroom, or on the dashboard of your car.
  • MuslDrew

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    Sep 01, 2008 11:17 PM GMT
    swimming in deep water
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    Sep 02, 2008 1:52 AM GMT


    I can really relate to swimming in deep water uckishness.
    Bill dislikes it too. I was out at the beach here swimming fairly far out and for unknown reasons decided to see if my feet could touch bottom. They did, on the back of something huge and smooth that took great exception to my weight and I could feel its muscles shift under a slippery but grainy surface as it moved away.

    ....you've never seen someone swim for shore so fast. I think I levitated over the water most of the way. No screaming though, no time!