Sex Etiquette.....

  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 2:34 PM GMT
    This thread is for RJocks who are one nightstands, longtime lovers, multiple lovers, threesomes & so on icon_smile.gif Add a rule of etiquette til we've compiled enuf for a Sex Etiquette book, all the nuances with sex that each of us have experienced icon_smile.gif

    I'll start it off:

    Sex Etiquette

    #1: Reciprocate, reciprocate!! After u've been pleasured to climax, don't be selfish & just layback & not pleasure ur partner to climax too.

    #2: ....
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    Oct 24, 2012 3:00 PM GMT
    Bathe, powder, gargle, and of course reciprocate.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 3:07 PM GMT
    #3: Clean out ur ass before getting it up the ass! Crusty cracks aren't appealing nor a hole filled with ur day's ingestions. Evacuate first & duoche with an enema. Hygiene is important to stay safe & clean.
  • rnch

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    Oct 24, 2012 3:27 PM GMT
    The less clothes you wear, the less you have to pick out of the twisted pile on the floor of yours and his, the less noise you have to make when you are trying to quietly leave and not wake him up.
  • Buddha

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    Oct 24, 2012 3:46 PM GMT
    Be creative! Never limit yourself to using roofies for just drinks; with skillful engineering you can expand to cigarettes and gum too.
  • PR_GMR

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    Oct 24, 2012 3:51 PM GMT
    Don't spend the night if he's just a trick. Don't allow him to spend the night. Get him out swiftly after the sex. Sleepovers are for lovers/bfs.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 3:51 PM GMT
    #7: Make sure feelings are mutual when having a threesome so no one feels left out. Take turns being sandwiched in the middle & getting it from both ends, unless one wants to be the submissive one & get it from the other two.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 3:56 PM GMT
    #8: Always have a condom handy. Always assume that whoever u have sex with is a carrier of some form of STD even tho they say they're clean. Remember, ur not having sex with just him, ur having sex with everyone he's had sex with.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 4:04 PM GMT
    #9: Swallow at ur own risk. People have a bucocky fetish. But it's ur life ur putting on the line. Only takes one to get infected.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 4:10 PM GMT
    #10: If ur gona have different tricks in one day at least shower or clean urself as best u can before the next trick so there's no second-hand saliva or dried residues from the previous trick.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 5:35 PM GMT
    #11: Refrain from licking boots or toes unless u know they're thoroughly clean. Do u know how much bacteria u track in? Wud u want to kiss someone with tongue fungus?
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 6:44 PM GMT
    #12: A one nightstand is just that. If they want to hook up again they'll call u & say, "I'm into what we did! Let's do it again soon!" icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 24, 2012 7:03 PM GMT
    I nominate spgem as RJ's Sexual Etiquette Parliamentarian.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 7:10 PM GMT
    Thx greg-arious lol icon_smile.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 8:57 PM GMT
    #13: If the endowment isn't what u expected, concentrate on the ass-ets he does have. Do not in anyway shame him & point out that ur a shallow size queen. It will scar & traumatize him for life, unless he's well-adjusted & has accepted his shortcomings & self-effacingly concedes to bottom by default. icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 24, 2012 9:05 PM GMT
    to the OP... you have this down to a science...LOL.. its like you wrote that book. Good on ya. icon_wink.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 9:08 PM GMT
    Thank u hairyandym icon_smile.gif It just comes out of me. I always wanted to be a writer/poet icon_smile.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 9:17 PM GMT
    #14: By the same token, if it's too much to accommodate, please by all means tell him to please withdraw! Better to have a functioning sphincter unmarred & replete of injury than having evasive surgery to suture a torn anus & remove full-blown hemorrhoids that have hemorrhaged! icon_smile.gif Just like some have small patooties, some have small anal cavities & sphincters.....I always wonder how them big football players & petite cheerleaders fair in the bedroom?! How she yins his yang?! Hmmm?!..... icon_smile.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 9:29 PM GMT
    #16: To add to the above: After u've swallowed & the jizz is still in ur mouth, excuse urself, make ur way to ur fridge & spit his jizz into an awaiting container. U can donate his cum at ur nearest sperm bank with ur name on it. There'll be little ones like him running around in no time & he wudn't even know it! (Just being facetious DOMINUS.) icon_twisted.gif
  • TheBizMan

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    Oct 24, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    Douche your butthole
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 24, 2012 9:53 PM GMT
    That was mentioned in #3 BizMan icon_smile.gif
  • RyanChase

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    Oct 27, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    A heads up from the top to the bottom if you're about to cum. "Close your eyes, man" or "Here I cum" are equally acceptable.
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    Oct 27, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    Be sure to have showered within the previous week, or use lots of expensive cologne.
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 27, 2012 12:38 PM GMT
    #17: Yes, to concur with RyanChase, do avoid getting cum in ur eye. Pink eye is not pleasant, nor is herpes of the eye icon_smile.gif
  • TannerMasseur

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    Oct 27, 2012 12:45 PM GMT
    #18: Try to limit golden showers in the bathtub or tiled areas of the house. U don't want ur mattress or hardwood or carpet floors to smell of urine from ur erotic practice icon_smile.gif