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Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts
swimbikerun Posts: 1017
Sep 02, 2008 2:39 PM GMT
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Awww, that someone gets so excited this time of the year!
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WASHINGTON—Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping for his favorite holiday, 9/11.

"I looked at the calendar yesterday, and I couldn't believe my eyes—9/11 is almost here!" a rosy-cheeked Cheney said upon returning to the White House Sunday with two giant bags overflowing with gift-wrapped boxes and big red bows. "It's the most wonderful time of the year."

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McGay Posts: 3328
Sep 02, 2008 4:45 PM GMT
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McGay Posts: 3328
Sep 02, 2008 7:42 PM GMT
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Well, this went over like a fart in church. I guess nobody likes the Cheneys. Guess I can't blame anyone for that.
Aquanerd Posts: 363
Sep 02, 2008 8:46 PM GMT
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McGay saidWell, this went over like a fart in church. I guess nobody likes the Cheneys. Guess I can't blame anyone for that.


Or maybe they know satire when they read it.
Koaa2 Posts: 630
Sep 02, 2008 8:51 PM GMT
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I would like to buy him a lifelong sentence in prison!
gymguy2k Posts: 48
Sep 03, 2008 12:27 AM GMT
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Dick Cheney IS the AntiChrist. OK, OK, I just happen to have the Republican convention on as I write this and I am so sick of their pious, holier-than-thou, "family-values" (let's hear it for teen pregnancy) horseshit. They go out of their way to hate gay people. It's even written into their platform. Gay people are fair game to them and are USED by them every political season. NO other group of citizens. Just gay people. I'm sick of it.

There, got that out. Now let's see what's on Bravo.
McGay Posts: 3328
Sep 10, 2008 2:08 PM GMT
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Well, here we are. Another 9/11 Eve. Anyone going to midnight mass?
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