Worst lines uttered to you in a bar or club?

  • ueatzit

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    Oct 26, 2012 11:24 AM GMT
    OK fellas, just for fun recall the most off colour or awful lines some one told you at a bar or club. Failed pick up lines, random comments, and drunken trash talk are all fair game.

    I have several but right now the one on my mind was given to me by a fifty year old female bar fly: "You're really tall and handsome let me buy you a drink...you know you look just like my son. What's your name?"

    Coo coo ca choo
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    Oct 26, 2012 11:35 AM GMT
    "Can I have some of your hair"
    or one time I got stuck in a crowd holding two drinks and a dude started smelling me while I couldn't move I was like "ewwwwwaaa get offff" does that count? xP
  • Bunjamon

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    Oct 26, 2012 12:00 PM GMT
    "You would look so much hotter if you cut your hair."

    Uh, did I ask you? icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 26, 2012 12:09 PM GMT
    "No."
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    Oct 26, 2012 12:24 PM GMT
    paulflexes said"No."


    I feel like this one is made up cos who would refuse you?! lol
  • BuggEyedSprit...

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    Oct 26, 2012 12:27 PM GMT
    This would be the worst:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2754602
  • calibro

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    Oct 26, 2012 1:16 PM GMT
    no face pic, no chat
  • atlxc

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    Oct 26, 2012 1:27 PM GMT
    A repetitive compliment by a lousy drunk. I'm not the type of guy to to give off that bitchy first impression, but that sure as hell doesn't mean you can be annoying. I appreciate a compliment the first few times but to the point where you're being ticked is ridiculous.
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    Oct 26, 2012 2:07 PM GMT
    Probably not the worst but I been grabbed while trying to have a friendly conversation with a stranger. The guy was not bad looking but the ring on my finger did not scare him off like most. I backed off and showed him the ring and said I was not single. He was extremely insulted probably because he has never been turned down before.
  • Rowing_Ant

    Posts: 1504

    Oct 26, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    I was in this Gay Club in Paris, "L'Aigle" (the Eagle).

    Chatting to a really hot guy. He was English and thought I was French. Not sure how "where do you come from" came up in conversation but I let slip I was from Leeds whereupon he replied (in Broad Yorkshire) "Fookin' ell I didnt cum to bluddy Paris to get fooked by a local lad" and threw his pint in my face and walked off.

    It's funny. Looking back.
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    Oct 26, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    "God I love chocolate...."
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    Oct 26, 2012 2:22 PM GMT
    I got this tattoo because a bird came to me in a dream and told me too.
  • thatirishbast...

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    Oct 26, 2012 2:46 PM GMT
    You're from Ireland? I'm Irish too! I'm *insert percentage here* Irish!
  • starboard5

    Posts: 969

    Oct 26, 2012 3:30 PM GMT
    "Wanna go outside an fuck?"
  • ohioguy12

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    Oct 26, 2012 5:01 PM GMT
    "Do you suck dick?"
  • kevmoran

    Posts: 1543

    Oct 26, 2012 5:02 PM GMT
    "OH DAMN boy I would rip that hole to shreds" -obese smelly man

    And as I walked away quickly, he yelled "It ain't fun if you ain't cryin' or bleedin'!"

    Great first impression.
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    Oct 26, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
    A drunk guy (probably not only drunk) : "You are ugly but I need to fuck. So come to my place".
    I really wanted to punch him, but my friends prevented me. I was so angry haha
  • Fairbrother

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    Oct 26, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
    Guy came up to me and sniffed my armpit and told me I smelled too clean.... **Blank Stare**
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    Oct 26, 2012 5:07 PM GMT
    This is not so much a line, but one time I went out during the day and I was wearing a sleeveless shirt and some guy from behind full on started to suck on exposed shoulder really hard and gave me an almost-hickey that last for a few days.
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    Oct 26, 2012 5:08 PM GMT
    "I'm sorry, Sir, we are all out of Zima." icon_mad.gif
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    Oct 26, 2012 5:12 PM GMT
    "Are you a catcher or a pitcher?"

    "Wow man - what size shoe do you wear?"

    "O.M.G. I just hate guys like you."
    ****** Said to me by an idiot after I didn't like his line of bull, and wasn't accepting his invitation to head home with him.
  • shutoman

    Posts: 505

    Oct 26, 2012 5:17 PM GMT
    "I'll have a liver Martini."
  • MidiAttack

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    Oct 26, 2012 5:18 PM GMT
    "you no rike lice?"
  • Kagse

    Posts: 261

    Oct 26, 2012 5:29 PM GMT
    "You wanna climb on?"
    Greasy 6'4"ish man standing next to me while I waited for drinks....haha I'll never forget his face when I laughed and walked away. The man was serious.
  • pharmstudent

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    Oct 26, 2012 7:14 PM GMT
    From a drunk frat dude "Are you sure you're not a women, cause you're beautiful."

    And, another really stuck with me-- " hey, look what you've done to me" while pointing on his hard on.