Halloween is coming!

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    Oct 27, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

    ...when behind him he hears:

    Bump...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

    FASTER...

    FASTER...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    on his heels, the terrified man runs.

    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

    Bumping and clapping toward him.

    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

    and,





    (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)






    The coffin stops.
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    Oct 27, 2012 2:48 AM GMT
    BAHAHAHAHAHAH
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    Oct 27, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    Caslon21000 said Halloween is coming!
    Money shot video clip or it didn't happen.
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    Oct 27, 2012 2:21 PM GMT
    I heard this on the radio last night.

    Love ghost stories, even when they're silly like this.
  • Kagse

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    Oct 27, 2012 2:30 PM GMT
    That was Hilarious!!!! Awesome
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    Oct 27, 2012 2:41 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Caslon21000 said Halloween is coming!
    Money shot video clip or it didn't happen.


    Get a towel, or, spit or swallow.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Oct 27, 2012 2:57 PM GMT
    Where does the buffalo fit in? hahahahah

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    Oct 27, 2012 5:18 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidWhere does the buffalo fit in? hahahahah

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    Ok, I was holding back, trying to be nice, not gonna say anything....check your facebook! icon_twisted.gif