Reasons to LOVE Claystation Thread

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    Oct 28, 2012 8:01 PM GMT
    1. If You walk in on Him naked He doesn't get all weird about it. He just offers You a sip of His Mai-Tai from his thermos and demonstrates the "helicopter" move. Then He screams like a woman.

    2. He is generous with His money. As long as You agree to dance He will give You ANYTHING You want.

    3. He can belt out show tunes.



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    Oct 28, 2012 8:31 PM GMT
    If you dress like a hitchhiker and walk down the side of the road, he'll pick you up and take you anywhere you want to go. You'll have to put out, and you may not survive the Jim Beam-induced ride from hell, but when Clay gives, he gives from the heart.
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    Oct 28, 2012 8:34 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidIf you dress like a hitchhiker and walk down the side of the road, he'll pick you up and take you anywhere you want to go. You'll have to put out, and you may not survive the Jim Beam-induced ride from hell, but when Clay gives, he gives from the heart.


    If You wash the truck with your pants off He will share the Jim Beam.
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    Oct 28, 2012 8:40 PM GMT
    He actually replied to a message from me... greatest. day. ever.
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    Oct 28, 2012 8:41 PM GMT
    Cash saidIf You wash the truck with your pants off He will share the Jim Beam.

    I do everything with my pants off, but it's still nice of him to share.
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    Oct 28, 2012 8:41 PM GMT
    OneSongGlory saidHe actually replied to a message from me... greatest. day. ever.

    He's really a friendly person. I don't know why people are intimidated by him. Don't tell him I said that.
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    Oct 28, 2012 10:16 PM GMT
    4. He actually has a recipe for creamed corn.

    5. He has been arrested twice for driving without His pants.

    6. He can run faster than a Greyhound but not quite as fast as a Cheetah.
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    Oct 28, 2012 10:18 PM GMT
    OneSongGlory saidHe actually replied to a message from me... greatest. day. ever.


    He was hoping You had candy.

    He will do anything for candy.

    Seriously Man...ANYthing.

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    Oct 28, 2012 11:25 PM GMT
    How could you not love your neighbor, and fellow RJ; especially after months of nonstop free irreverent humor, scores of musical talent, quick wit, and sassy sophistication, all in a man child so far out of reach!

    And he's the prime ne plus ultra of AWESOME*

    Take responsibly! See profile for greater details; void... when he says void! icon_eek.gif
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:20 AM GMT
    7. He will go shoe shopping after midnight. He just can't say no.

    8. He shaves His chest at the gym.

    9. He can't speak French but He still tries. Trys. Treis.

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    Oct 29, 2012 12:22 AM GMT
    He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:44 AM GMT
    From what I can see, he has great ankles.
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:47 AM GMT
    He's got a big guitar. It's so long and thick.
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:51 AM GMT
    He has been fucking with DIN for a long time lol
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:55 AM GMT
    10. He cooks like a dream

    11. He can out-drink Gary Busey

    12. His pasta salad is to DIE for
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:57 AM GMT
    The f...r is thoughtful, though pretty good at concealing it.
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    Oct 29, 2012 12:58 AM GMT
    Cash said
    8. He shaves His chest at the gym.



    I wish he wouldn't do it right over the preacher curl bench...or at least clean up afterwards icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 29, 2012 1:05 AM GMT
    13. He taught Me how to SHIMMEY when I thought I couldn't.

    14. He spoke French to Me even though He had no idea what He was saying.

    15. He bought Me a shirt and tie NOT because I needed it but just because He could.
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    Oct 29, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
    16. He's so laid back he has a custom office chair.

    17. He's so modest, when asked about his relationship with Cash, he turns beat red.

    18. He's so cunning, he only has one restraining order.

    19. His porn collection requires, four 2tara bite external hard drives.

    20. Lesbians love him and call him to fix their cars.
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    Oct 29, 2012 3:49 AM GMT
    Bet he's everything he says he is, but gives himself nothing in his actions here in the forum that supports it; cause he's everything he says he is. icon_idea.gificon_idea.gificon_idea.gif
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    Oct 29, 2012 3:50 AM GMT
    He's so DREAMY!!

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    Oct 29, 2012 3:51 AM GMT
    Bulls hang their heads in shame when he walks through the pasture naked.
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    Oct 29, 2012 3:54 AM GMT
    God says "Claydamnit" when God hits his thumb with a hammer.
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    Oct 29, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
    He'd make an awesome Ryu for Halloween.

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    Oct 29, 2012 4:00 AM GMT
    This is hilarious