Halloween: an excuse for gays to dress like sluts

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    Oct 30, 2012 6:34 AM GMT
    I kid, I kid!

    But seriously. It seems like most gays and women use Halloween as an excuse to wear as little clothing as possible--often to absurd and nonsensical ends--whereas most straight guys just dress up as whatever they feel like regardless of sex appeal.

    I just wonder why most gays and women seem to need to be a "sexy x" version of mundane things. If you're going to be cat for Halloween, why are you wearing nothing but shorts and shoes and then throw on some cat ears and a tail? Where's your body? Did someone shave you?
  • calibro

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    Oct 30, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    gay men wear as little clothes as possible any time they want
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Oct 30, 2012 2:16 PM GMT
    Oh god. This post reminded me of a girl I saw Saturday night when my friends and I were grabbing food.... She tried to do some slutty outfit with bunny ears but she was sorta fat, not good looking, and basically you could see fat rolls from her shirt being small. It was sorta funny.
  • rnch

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    Oct 30, 2012 2:18 PM GMT
    If I still resembled the OP; I'd be wearing as few clothes as possible Wednesday night also.



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    Oct 30, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    I might would dress slutty for Halloween if I had the perfect body.
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    Oct 30, 2012 2:20 PM GMT
    It's not just a gay thing. Straight men and women do the same thing. Straight men may not do it as much, but they do.
  • Pontifex

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    Oct 30, 2012 2:48 PM GMT
    I dressed up and went to the bar on Saturday. I was probably one of the worst offenders and I don't think I was that bad (see my profile). Most guys were pretty well covered. There were only a few other guys wearing anything tighter and even fewer shirtless. It was pretty cold though. The women on the other hand..... Lol.
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    Oct 30, 2012 3:03 PM GMT
    Policeman for today's party

    Captain America for tomorrow night.

    Don't have the body (yet!!) to go half-naked, and in Chicago it's too cold and windy to do that anyway!!
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    Oct 30, 2012 3:07 PM GMT
    No one remembers the slutty costumes anyway. You mainly remember the people who actually use some creativity. Basically its a cheap and easy way to get attention for one night without 'feeling' like a whore.

    "Oh so you dressed up like a doctor in scrubs but forgot your shirt. Wow...how original...."
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    Oct 30, 2012 3:32 PM GMT
    Let these sluts show off their ripped bodies icon_twisted.gif
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    Oct 30, 2012 3:35 PM GMT
    I think simply the better body you have, the more likely you'd do it. And if you do, you probably work out a lot and care about the appearance of your body, so hence wanting to show off the hard work.

    I'd do it no problem if I had a great bod
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    Oct 30, 2012 3:41 PM GMT
    OP, have you looked in the mirror?
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    Oct 30, 2012 3:41 PM GMT
    MuscleLuke saidI think simply the better body you have, the more likely you'd do it. And if you do, you probably work out a lot and care about the appearance of your body, so hence wanting to show off the hard work.

    I'd do it no problem if I had a great bod


    I was in WeHo this past weekend, not everyone who was revealing skin was fit. Some guys looked amazing, some looked like me (Good for them for having the confidence to show off, lol. I would be too embarrassed.), and some have enemies as friends who told them they actually looked good! They were pretty big. Again, though, whatever works for them!
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    Oct 30, 2012 4:33 PM GMT
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  • swimmer29

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    Oct 30, 2012 6:18 PM GMT
    I found this link to be entertaining, especially the 'sexy founding father' costume.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/how-straight-women-and-gay-guys-approach-halloween

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  • Pontifex

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    Oct 30, 2012 6:23 PM GMT
    ^ why doesn't Batman dress like that in the movies?
  • Montague

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    Oct 30, 2012 6:26 PM GMT
    Irregardless, sluts will be sluts and dress like sluts when the sluttiness inside their slutty little minds starts to talk to them like some kind of slutty little half naked angel on their shoulder!
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    Oct 30, 2012 6:28 PM GMT
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  • stratavos

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    Oct 30, 2012 6:30 PM GMT
    "if you've got it, flaunt it!"

    a wonderful line from "the producers".

    Now excuse me while I sew my revealing vest to go with my satyr costume for tomorrow night.
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    Oct 30, 2012 6:32 PM GMT
    Pontifex said^ why doesn't Batman dress like that in the movies?

    'coz he's straight.
  • Pontifex

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    Oct 30, 2012 6:35 PM GMT
    Halloween is all about having fun. Lol. I'm ok with people flaunting it even if they don't have it. Hah. It doesn't stop me.
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    Oct 30, 2012 6:37 PM GMT
    And...?
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    Oct 30, 2012 6:38 PM GMT
    For a nerd like me, Halloween is an excellent opportunity for cosplay But since I don't have a budget for a halloween costume, I'll have to wait for a couple of years for when I can really enjoy it icon_sad.gif

    But yeah, I never understood to dress up as, like you put it, "sexy x."
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    Oct 30, 2012 6:39 PM GMT
    Pontifex said^ why doesn't Batman dress like that in the movies?


    i know right?
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    Oct 30, 2012 6:41 PM GMT
    TellMeMoar said
    Pontifex said^ why doesn't Batman dress like that in the movies?

    'coz he's straight.


    that doesnt make any sense? he is straight so he cant dress like that? he has some issues then i guess or he is too obsessed with what others think about him.