I want a urinal in my house

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    Sep 05, 2008 2:26 AM GMT
    The day I own a house, I think I'm going to get some urinals installed in my bathrooms. Why not bring the luxury of men's rooms into my own abode? Anyone else here ever wish you had urinals in your house?
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    Sep 05, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
    Yuck.
    No way hehe.
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    Sep 05, 2008 2:55 AM GMT
    Just don't shut the door when you take a leak.. same basic concept.

    And yeah... yuck.
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    Sep 05, 2008 3:14 AM GMT
    Why?icon_question.gif Most urinals are disgusting and they smell.
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    Sep 05, 2008 3:17 AM GMT
    Not a good idea?

    I guess I'll have to stick to peeing in the bushes in the backyard icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 05, 2008 3:28 AM GMT
    I want a house in my urinal, so I can practice the ultimate watersports fantasy. A golden rainstorm! icon_cool.gif

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    Sep 05, 2008 3:38 AM GMT
    I say go for it!!

    The total ManPad is never complete without its own urinal!

    Value in your home will SKYROCKET because most home buyers (even str8 couples) are heavily decided by the men.

    And even the women will no longer have a reason to complain about their husbands leaving the seat up!!

    It's a win-win situation!

    I totally had that idea years ago when I dreamt about owning my first home.

    (a pee trough is a whole other story along with glory holes)
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:02 AM GMT
    but if u get a urinal ur gonna need those nasty urinal cakes
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:11 AM GMT
    This is toooooo funny. How is a urinal anymore unsanitary than a regular toilet? Just askin...
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:15 AM GMT
    There's always the sink. Or the shower. Or the bathtub. Save money on converting the bathroom!
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
    Haha urinals are just as clean as any other toilet if people would learn how to flush them................after they are done urinating, not while they are urinating. The whole purpose of the P-Trap is to hold fresh water to block the smell from filling your bathroom with that good ole sewer funk. That don't work if there is "P" in the P-Trap icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
    I've always wanted a urinal myself -- for the convenience and the fact that they save water. What would be really cool is to have an actual mens room in your house with the swinging door, two or three urinals side-by-side, and a regular toilet with the enclosure around it. I think that would be a hoot.
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:22 AM GMT
    dowal saidThe day I own a house, I think I'm going to get some urinals installed in my bathrooms. Why not bring the luxury of men's rooms into my own abode? Anyone else here ever wish you had urinals in your house?


    Why not try aiming? That should fix your urine on the toilet seat problem.
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    they do save water. Of course you could just use the sink icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:32 AM GMT
    I've always wanted one too, and the plans I've drawn-up for my dream cabin include one in the main bathroom, along with a steamroom big enough for about four or five people, with maybe a sling in it; a separate water closet for sitting on the toilet, a shower with four heads big enough for three people; maybe a sunken tub; and a door leading right out into an enclosed garden with a jacuzzi. The bathroom would have a wall of windows looking out into that garden, which would have Malibu lights at night. There will also be skylights, and maybe even a fireplace.

    But yeah, definately a urinal, which would also have its own privacy alcove. If you want to entertain guests and you have limited bathrooms, it just makes sense. It also saves water for those of us on a septic tank rather than city sewers.
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:32 AM GMT
    Why not install your own?

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    Sep 05, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
    But where would the dogs drink?

    Actually, I live on a farm. I've got 200 acres of urinal.
    Of course, if I pee, then the dogs each have to pee on the same spot, in order of seniority. Talk about your pissing contests...

    Now... be bold and have a Japanese floor toilet installed.
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    Sep 05, 2008 4:36 AM GMT


    Ugh. In a heath care course the instructor took us into a bathroom with those things, and had us put on dark paper overalls.
    Then he had us use the urinals. You wouldn't believe the mist back-splash that aerated all over your front.
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    Sep 05, 2008 5:00 AM GMT
    Urinals are the most disgusting things EVER. Not only that, but the way they are structured gives off a more potent smell. YUCK!!!

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    Sep 05, 2008 5:03 AM GMT
    I always hate using urinals because I leave with all the reflected urine all over me... I mean I could have just pissed my pants if I wanted that lol
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    Sep 05, 2008 5:59 AM GMT
    gross lol

    and even grosser... peeing in the sink guys??? come on! that's so unsanitary!
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    Sep 05, 2008 6:00 AM GMT
    Just pee in the shower...

    prevents "Trench Foot."

    LOL!
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    Sep 05, 2008 6:06 AM GMT
    Erik3211 saidI always hate using urinals because I leave with all the reflected urine all over me... I mean I could have just pissed my pants if I wanted that lol


    Fortunately I don't have to stand that close.icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 05, 2008 6:58 AM GMT
    hahaha knew I was diggin myself in on that one icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 05, 2008 2:08 PM GMT
    sundayswim said
    Erik3211 saidI always hate using urinals because I leave with all the reflected urine all over me... I mean I could have just pissed my pants if I wanted that lol


    Thats traggic. Maybe this will help:

    http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Urinal-Without-Splashing-Yourself



    That link is hilarious. The best part is the warnings:

    - Sometimes a careless guy next to you will splash onto you. When this happens, try to discreetly splash a little onto his shoes.
    - If he splashes a significant amount, go ahead and be indiscreet in your retaliation. He won't know what to do at first, and you should bail while he's deciding how to handle the situation.
    - If you're at risk of being beaten up, act appropriately.