The Infinite Reasons to WORSHIP Cash Thread

  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 5:17 PM GMT
    1. His body!!!!!

    2. His charm

    3. If you have a dream about him, you'll wake up sticky.

    4. He's smarter than the guy above you AND the guy above him combined.

    5. He can kick your ASS.

    6. He has incredible fashion sense.

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  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 5:27 PM GMT
    7. He isn't shy

    8. He has a great sense of humor.

    9. He's like butter.

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    Nov 05, 2012 5:35 PM GMT
    And he's green, which means he's probably healthy.
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 5:39 PM GMT
    11. He's not a troll... Unlike some people.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 05, 2012 5:40 PM GMT
    HottJoe said11. He's not a troll... Unlike some people.icon_rolleyes.gif


    But I don't look like a troll, and that's all that matters.
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    Nov 05, 2012 5:41 PM GMT
    mocktwinkles said
    HottJoe said11. He's not a troll... Unlike some people.icon_rolleyes.gif


    But I don't look like a troll, and that's all that matters.


    I wasn't talking about you. I counted yours as number 10, lol.
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    Nov 05, 2012 5:44 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    mocktwinkles said
    HottJoe said11. He's not a troll... Unlike some people.icon_rolleyes.gif


    But I don't look like a troll, and that's all that matters.


    I wasn't talking about you. I counted yours as number 10, lol.


    Oh, haha! But c'mon give me credit, I do know how to troll pretty well.
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 5:50 PM GMT
    mocktwinkles said
    HottJoe said
    mocktwinkles said
    HottJoe said11. He's not a troll... Unlike some people.icon_rolleyes.gif


    But I don't look like a troll, and that's all that matters.


    I wasn't talking about you. I counted yours as number 10, lol.


    Oh, haha! But c'mon give me credit, I do know how to troll pretty well.


    All I need to know is that you're here to worship Cash.

    12. His pics!!!
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    Nov 05, 2012 6:13 PM GMT
    All hail the almighty dollar. icon_lol.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 6:25 PM GMT
    13. He can pull off a suit and glasses, or better yet just a harness.

    14. He lives in NYC

    15. He's a bigger gay icon than Madonna.
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 8:32 PM GMT
    16. He has masculine decor, (and that's not an oxymoron, bitches).

    17. He's an excellent role model.

    18. He'll wear leather.

    19. You can follow a trail of strewn clothes to his bed.
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    Nov 05, 2012 8:33 PM GMT
    He sees the good in everyone. Until provoked. icon_razz.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 10:26 PM GMT
    21. He's so clever that I had to copy his Claystation thread to make this thread.

    22. If you ask for his autograph he'll sign your ass.

    23. His bellybutton.icon_redface.gif

    24. His nipples.icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Nov 05, 2012 11:15 PM GMT
    SLUT! icon_mad.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 11:18 PM GMT
    Claystation saidSLUT! icon_mad.gif


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  • HottJoe

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    Nov 05, 2012 11:19 PM GMT
    25. He deserves to be worshipped.
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    Nov 05, 2012 11:19 PM GMT
    There aint no (<-----------double negative) reason to worship Cash. He's a Diva. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 05, 2012 11:22 PM GMT
    Because he's kinda sessy an stuff.
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    Nov 05, 2012 11:28 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidUm, so when I go vote tomorrow, imma' thinking that it will say Clayton Station at the top of the ballot and he'll win by a landslide. Then we can stop arguing over the black guy and the white guy and just vote for the hillbilly instead!
    *Takes me another swig a moonshine*


    we hillbillies make the best candidates icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 05, 2012 11:47 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    ... And good Presidents. Horny ones, but god ones !


    Damn raght!
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 06, 2012 12:04 AM GMT
    28. If he ran for president he'd lock in the women's vote, and win.

    29. If he were an underwear model his billboard would stop traffic.

    30. No one else can pull off the name Cash.
  • HottJoe

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    Nov 06, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    31. He's mascicon_evil.gif

    32. He's flamingicon_twisted.gif

    33. He uses words like YER, WERK, and DUDE.icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 06, 2012 5:10 PM GMT
    34. Drinks Southern Comfort like its water
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Nov 06, 2012 5:14 PM GMT
    He has good taste --- and probably tastes good too! icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 06, 2012 5:17 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidHe has good taste --- and probably tastes good too! icon_wink.gif


    Another issue with bipartisan support.icon_razz.gif