. . . because I just got back from voting in the general election (6:37 AM, CST).

I feel like I can bench 500 lbs., squat 700 lbs., and deadlift 900 lbs.

My only regret is that the voting places no longer give out those "I VOTED" stickers to wear! So I am going to tape the ballot receipt that says "Thank you for voting today" to my shirt to wear and show off during the day.