Funniest line read on a profile

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    Sep 05, 2008 12:46 PM GMT
    What is the funniest line you've seen on a profile either here or any other profile site?

    Any kind of line, however you define funny, i.e. funny as in "That's some funny shit!" or funny as in "I can't believe someone would say some shit like that!".
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    Sep 05, 2008 2:26 PM GMT
    Gotta say, my favorite is a profile posted by a married guy that within his profile sated:

    Married male, masculine... blah, blah, blah... open to good looking, masculine guys, fit like me. Be honest, I will only JUDGE you for DISHONESTY. icon_eek.gif



    ...you'll judge who for what, again??
    I guess his wife is aware he has a proile on a Gay Hook Up Site and doesn't mind that he is looking for dick while she is at work.
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    Sep 05, 2008 8:49 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidGotta say, my favorite is a profile posted by a married guy that within his profile sated:

    Married male, masculine... blah, blah, blah... open to good looking, masculine guys, fit like me. Be honest, I will only JUDGE you for DISHONESTY. icon_eek.gif



    ...you'll judge who for what, again??
    I guess his wife is aware he has a proile on a Gay Hook Up Site and doesn't mind that he is looking for dick while she is at work.



    This is a "gay hook up site!?!" icon_surprised.gificon_redface.gificon_eek.gif
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    Sep 05, 2008 8:57 PM GMT
    One guy has: "i fart a lot, they usually don't stink [...] i love the smell of manure"

    before this passage, he described himself as very social.
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    Sep 05, 2008 11:26 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidGotta say, my favorite is a profile posted by a married guy that within his profile sated:

    Married male, masculine... blah, blah, blah... open to good looking, masculine guys, fit like me. Be honest, I will only JUDGE you for DISHONESTY. icon_eek.gif



    ...you'll judge who for what, again??
    I guess his wife is aware he has a proile on a Gay Hook Up Site and doesn't mind that he is looking for dick while she is at work.


    Well either he is a hypocrite, or his wife was into three ways? I've met quite a few women who like to watch guys get it on, so maybe she was one of em.