Men age like wine, women age like milk.

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    Nov 09, 2012 4:40 AM GMT
    This is probably one of the only places I can say this and not have to worry about retribution.

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    Nov 09, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    Women create more men, and make awesome sandwiches, therefore they're awesome.
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:43 AM GMT
    timshel saidThis is probably one of the only places I can say this and not have to worry about retribution.

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    Actually you get applauded here!
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
    Oh, and if men age like wine, then why don't more twinks like geriatrics?
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidWomen create more men, and make awesome sandwiches, therefore they're awesome.
    Only when they aren't bitching and acting all helpless n shit!
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidOh, and if men age like wine, then why don't more twinks like geriatrics?


    Well even wine goes bad after a long while.. but I've seen tons of twinks out with grand dads in my time.
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
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    timshel saidThis is probably one of the only places I can say this and not have to worry about retribution.

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    Actually you get applauded here!
    Fuck that. I'll fuck with him just to fuck with him, cause the Kahlua told me to.
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
    I heard there were men with wine in this thread.
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    paulflexes saidOh, and if men age like wine, then why don't more twinks like geriatrics?
    acquired taste.. they have to grow up to experience the finer things in life!
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:46 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TM_KeyWest said
    timshel saidThis is probably one of the only places I can say this and not have to worry about retribution.

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    Actually you get applauded here!
    Fuck that. I'll fuck with him just to fuck with him, cause the Kahlua told me to.
    Or Kevin said to!icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif
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    timshel said
    paulflexes saidOh, and if men age like wine, then why don't more twinks like geriatrics?


    Well even wine goes bad after a century!
    What about half a century?
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    TM_KeyWest said
    paulflexes said
    TM_KeyWest said
    timshel saidThis is probably one of the only places I can say this and not have to worry about retribution.

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    Actually you get applauded here!
    Fuck that. I'll fuck with him just to fuck with him, cause the Kahlua told me to.
    Or Kevin said to!icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif
    Fuck Kevin, too. But please, for the love of your favorite deity, not with my dick.

    Kthx
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:48 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    TM_KeyWest said
    paulflexes said
    TM_KeyWest said
    timshel saidThis is probably one of the only places I can say this and not have to worry about retribution.

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    Actually you get applauded here!
    Fuck that. I'll fuck with him just to fuck with him, cause the Kahlua told me to.
    Or Kevin said to!icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif
    Fuck Kevin, too. But please, for the love of your favorite deity, not with my dick.

    Kthx
    Nasty! ewwwww!
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    And for the record, it was a woman that I heard this beautiful prose from.
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    Nov 09, 2012 2:09 PM GMT
    Hmmm I would say there is some truth in that statement.
    Itd actually be a really cool social/health study. I think due to society expectations, many women do shit to their bodies when they are younger to look a certain way. When they get older, they aren't accepting their aging and continue to try and look younger.
    ......haha I'm gonna stop there, rambling at this point. Waiting in line for coffee...it's early.
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    Nov 09, 2012 3:58 PM GMT
    Is this because men age into looking like wine barrels and women sour at the idea of dinner out with a wine barrel? icon_question.gif
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:19 PM GMT
    Mmm...not so sure about that unless you are referring to gay men.

    I look at elderly couples and think the woman usually aged better. They tend to pay more attention to health and beauty regimes than staight men.

    Even 40 year old straight men often have let themselves go.icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:33 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    timshel said
    paulflexes saidOh, and if men age like wine, then why don't more twinks like geriatrics?


    Well even wine goes bad after a century!
    What about half a century?


    Depends on the wine! A Sauterne or a Tempranillo will require decades to really open up, and 100 years old would be very beneficial to such varieties.

    Pinot Noir and Sauvignon Blanc? Not a chance. They'll go bad in a couple years.
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    Nov 09, 2012 4:54 PM GMT
    Older women turn into yogurt, and men into vinegar?
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    Nov 09, 2012 5:00 PM GMT
    HikeSwimSkiSF saidOlder women turn into yogurt, and men into vinegar?


    One is good for your digestion, and the other for your complexion?
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    Nov 09, 2012 5:15 PM GMT
    26mileman saidMmm...not so sure about that unless you are referring to gay men.

    I look at elderly couples and think the woman usually aged better. They tend to pay more attention to health and beauty regimes than staight men.

    Even 40 year old straight men often have let themselves go.icon_neutral.gif


    I totally agree with this. A lot of men age terribly because they don't take care of themselves. Vain women and gay men are generally much better preserved when they hit 40 +.
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    Nov 09, 2012 5:19 PM GMT
    that white men go bad after a few years and the darker ones are the ones to collect? i'll agree to that
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    Nov 09, 2012 5:23 PM GMT


    "Men age like wine, women age like milk."

    At one time I worked in an office with over 100 women and this was what some of them said.
    The general consensus was that if men had to endure being preggers they'd age like milk, too. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 09, 2012 5:27 PM GMT
    calibro saidthat white men go bad after a few years and the darker ones are the ones to collect? i'll agree to that


    There's a lot of white varieties that age well too!
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    Nov 09, 2012 5:56 PM GMT
    Well if it came from a silly COW What do you expect ?