unstretching my hole

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    Nov 11, 2012 6:58 AM GMT
    Can't believe I'm asking this but...

    So I was super horny this afternoon and was really turned on by the idea of seeing a gaping ass hole (like Bara porn style), so I stuck a shot glass in my ass to create that illusion in real life.

    I wish I had smaller shotglasses... it was 1.5 inches in diameter.... but anyway it was in there for a good 20 minutes while I photographed it and now I'm can't tell if my ass has been irrepairably stretched. I even clenched tight a few times right after hoping to tighten it back. I'm not even a bottom and now I have a rectum like one... icon_cry.gif will it go back to normal??


    Don't laugh or do whatever you people do when you think someone's trolling, i'm not!! Serious answers plz
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    Nov 11, 2012 7:05 AM GMT
    hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

    I'm sorry... but I gotta laugh.

    Anyway.. a one time thing your gonna be fine by morning your "hole" will be back to not being so "gaping" hahaha

    FYI you can't delete this thread after I think like the 3rd person posts.
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    Nov 11, 2012 7:27 AM GMT
    A shot glass? Ugh, careful. It makes me think of this horrid video someone posted of a man and a glass jar up his ass that broke inside.

    Do me a favour and use tupperware instead.icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 11, 2012 7:28 AM GMT
    hahahaha tupperware OMG hahahaha

    Now I'm getting images of salad bowls disappearing
  • zakariahzol

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    Nov 11, 2012 8:38 AM GMT
    In my county there all kinda of herb and ancient herbal preparation, use by women folk to tightened their vagina (specially after child birth). It suppose to keep husband happy and and prevented them from straying looking for younger girls. I am not sure if, it work with a stretch ass hole though.
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    Nov 11, 2012 8:46 AM GMT
    icon_eek.gif Oh wow. . . .

    Try some Kegal Excercises. . .
  • wild_sky360

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    Nov 11, 2012 9:15 AM GMT
    OW WOW is righticon_eek.gif

    In my dream I was missing something spectacular on RJ and this is what I woke to

    Try tickling it
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    Nov 11, 2012 11:49 AM GMT
    26mileman saidA shot glass? Ugh, careful. It makes me think of this horrid video someone posted of a man and a glass jar up his ass that broke inside.

    Do me a favour and use tupperware instead.icon_smile.gif


    icon_wink.gif You rang?

    http://jarsquatter.com/
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    Nov 11, 2012 1:16 PM GMT
    Turn to a Christian TV network and hide the remote. Takes about 90 minutes. Tightens it right up. icon_razz.gif

    And why does "Unstretch My Hole!" sound like a Toni Braxton song?
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    Nov 11, 2012 1:52 PM GMT
    turbobilly said
    26mileman saidA shot glass? Ugh, careful. It makes me think of this horrid video someone posted of a man and a glass jar up his ass that broke inside.

    Do me a favour and use tupperware instead.icon_smile.gif


    icon_wink.gif You rang?

    http://jarsquatter.com/


    OMG

    The video is back!icon_eek.gifIt's like watching SAW, gruesome and disturbing.
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    Nov 11, 2012 2:37 PM GMT
    The guy is alive and well...he said he didn't even go to the ER.
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    Nov 11, 2012 3:59 PM GMT
    That actually turned me on . . . a lot! How about sharing a pic or two here?
  • Kriss

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    Nov 12, 2012 4:21 AM GMT
    that sounds scary....whatever happened to just using fingers....now you got shot glasses, tubberware whats next baseball bats? WHEN WILL THE MADNeSS END!
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    Nov 12, 2012 4:28 AM GMT
    mashedpotatoes saidwhile I photographed it

    def wna see the pics
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    Nov 12, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
    Perverts!!!icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 12, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidhahahaha tupperware OMG hahahaha

    Now I'm getting images of salad bowls disappearing


    LOL. I dont have words right now. I'm sure it will be normal in a day or two? Dont put glass in tight orifices.
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    Nov 12, 2012 6:26 AM GMT
    Shit, I was so hammered when I posted that, that was stupid of me. Oh well, not like I'm looking for dates on realjock lol. I really wished I had someone to stick that shotglass into instead of me. Don't worry, the glass was thick. Wow I just measured it, it was not 1.5 inches, but 2 inches in diameter stunned.gif

    The pics are for me only haha; gonna photoshop that ass onto guys I want to fuck, hahahaha
  • wild_sky360

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    Nov 12, 2012 7:08 AM GMT
    I always say candid shots are the best, but something really makes me want to see this
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    Nov 12, 2012 12:13 PM GMT
    dayumm saidTurn to a Christian TV network and hide the remote. Takes about 90 minutes. Tightens it right up. icon_razz.gif

    And why does "Unstretch My Hole!" sound like a Toni Braxton song?


    Oh I love you. I was goign to say that...
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    Nov 12, 2012 1:17 PM GMT
    Well, it sounds like you're fucked.

    Probably looks like it, too.
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    Nov 12, 2012 1:24 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidhahahaha tupperware OMG hahahaha

    Now I'm getting images of salad bowls disappearing

    icon_lol.gif

    With or without the lid? Don't forget to "burp" it.
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    Nov 13, 2012 12:39 AM GMT
    Lol. Just when I thought that nothing can surprise me on RJ any more, I come across THIS.
    Sorry OP but I just had to laugh. I hope you're back to normal by now.
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    Nov 13, 2012 1:03 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidhahahaha tupperware OMG hahahaha

    Now I'm getting images of salad bowls disappearing



    icon_eek.gif LOL
  • kevmoran

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    Nov 13, 2012 10:50 AM GMT
    Still laughing.
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    Nov 13, 2012 10:19 PM GMT
    kevmoran saidStill laughing.


    "Unstretch my hole! Tell me you love me forever" hahaha