What is your favorite Paul Lynde punch line?

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    Nov 13, 2012 11:35 PM GMT
    Mine:

    Peter Marshall: "What do you say when a woman falls overboard?"

    Paul: "FULL SPEED AHEAD!"

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    Nov 14, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
    Before there were bon mots from Paulflexes, there was Paul Lynde...

    Peter Marshall: Why do motorcyclists wear leather?
    Paul: Because chiffon wrinkles!
  • Descamisado

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    Nov 14, 2012 6:54 AM GMT
    The OP's is just misogynistic enough to appeal to me, but I'll always remember:

    Peter Marshall: Paul - wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy and gluttony are known collectively as what?

    Paul: The Bill of Rights.

  • Webster666

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    Nov 14, 2012 9:51 AM GMT
    Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-- what is it?

    Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!
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    Nov 14, 2012 1:04 PM GMT
    Peter Marshall: Paul, according to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

    Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
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    Nov 14, 2012 2:17 PM GMT
    Peter Marshall: What did James Watt invent after fooling around with his wife's tea kettle?

    Paul Lynde: James Watt Jr.
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    Nov 14, 2012 2:19 PM GMT
    Peter Marshall: True or False -- are you all right Paul?

    Paul Lynde: Just spit it out. (audience laughing)

    Peter Marshall: A recent hearing in New Jersey, opponents of fluorinated water argue that too much fluorine in a persons system can cause an uncontrollable desire for sex?

    Paul Lynde (shouting): HEY, CULLIGAN MAN!
  • drypin

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    Nov 14, 2012 3:49 PM GMT
    This forum cracks me up!!!
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    Nov 14, 2012 3:57 PM GMT


    and before Uncle Arthur...

  • rnch

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    Nov 14, 2012 4:10 PM GMT
    Even as a small child, yuking it up over "Bewitched" reruns, I suspected that ...something...was not "Quite Right" about "Uncle Arthur".

    Little did I know that my "Gaydar" was already developing.




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  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 14, 2012 4:21 PM GMT