Another "I have a "Straight" Friend........

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    Nov 14, 2012 4:04 AM GMT
    Ok, so let me explain,
    This guy i work with is really hot, my age, and straight. he is a total atheist and vocal about it, he is technically my superior although not my boss. But his position does prohibit even being close friends with people in my position. even tho we talk all the time and joke around. he knows im gay and is fine with it.
    i have always suspected him of being at least bi. and the other day i was talking about him to another co-worker and i mentioned that he was seeing a girl now. and my co-worker who has known him longer than me says "i thought he was gay" and when i corrected her she says "just get him drunk and you can sleep with him"
    and i want to. He doesnt drink or party tho.
    But to day he came up to me and ou tof the blue says "So David, are you 100% gay or Bi in some way?"
    shocked i replied with "Gay, but i do make out with girls and play with their boobs haha"
    and serious he says "so a threesome with a guy and girl is off limits?"
    still shocked i say "Kind of, i mean, i like guys, and if i was drunk i would probably have a threesome as long as i didnt have to touch or really even see below the waist on a girl and we didnt have to touch, it would be all about the guy"
    he says "ok" and walked away.......

    I really want to sleep with him. not date him, just sex. and i suspect he might if i got him alone and tipsy. (i mean he does more man-scaping than me he even waxes his brows, he works out all the time, he eats super healthy, he has a chin strap, earrings, and is wears clothes with adventure time and Zim on them, yet doesnt act like emo or anything alternate. just kind of cutesy acting actually.)
    but i suspect he wont do anything "Alone" and i know him and the girl he is seeing are pretty open. i dont want to threesome with a girl involved but i do want to be his experiment.
    and to be honest. i know it wrecks friendships but i am able to keep it separate and i already plan on moving so its not like i will see him all the time forever
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    Nov 14, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
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    Nov 14, 2012 4:13 AM GMT
    If this actually happened I'd advise against wishful thinking, but at 20 and blonde you're probably boss catnip.

    If this didn't happen, work on your fiction writing skills. Have this discussion happen at the office urinal! Bring in the requisite busty third for the threesome, steno pad in hand! Work in a glimpse of peen!
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    Nov 14, 2012 4:19 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidIf this actually happened I'd advise against wishful thinking, but at 20 and blonde you're probably boss catnip.


    Another blonde joke... Jeez. I haven't heard those six million times before icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 14, 2012 4:38 AM GMT
    DaviBabi said
    eagermuscle saidIf this actually happened I'd advise against wishful thinking, but at 20 and blonde you're probably boss catnip.


    Another blonde joke... Jeez. I haven't heard those six million times before icon_rolleyes.gif

    Who's joking? The blonde's not going to last, nor the 20, nor that kind of attention (if true) from a boss. Enjoy it while you can!
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    Nov 14, 2012 4:49 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidWho's joking?


    well fine. Blondes have more fun icon_razz.gif
    I'm not shy about my sexuality or my sexual activities at all. i will be the first to admit i have slept with more than a handful, i have done a lot that would shock people. and yes I have used my looks and age to my advantage. i don't think i'm naive or stupid due to my age or hair color. i have dealt with a lot of shit in my life and have been through a lot. and i think judging someone on appearance is immature and rash. i honestly did not post this to ask for opinions on me or my indiscretions. more for advice on how to go abouts nailing him without a girl there. i am HIV neg, and i know he is too. im not some stupid slut whos sleeping with everyone and getting STD over stupidity. i like sex. i like men. i want sex with him and not a girl. thats pretty much it. so you commenting on my appearance and age has done nothing to aid me in my attempt to sleep with the hot co worker. and i really wouldnt have minded in the least if you were at least humorous about it. like sonicpower19 was. icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 14, 2012 7:05 AM GMT
    He's curious. He wants to fuck you but he is not comfortable with just having sex with you, so he wants to include a woman. The ball is in your court and it's all a deciding factor on how you answer and play with him when you guys talk "sexual". I was in the same predicament with a "str8" boy at work. Thought he was straight until he was hinting around saying "I look like I can give head good". Just flirt with him or simply just ask to hang.
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    Nov 14, 2012 7:12 AM GMT
    DaviBabi saidOk, so let me explain,
    This guy i work with is really hot, my age, and straight. he is a total atheist and vocal about it, he is technically my superior although not my boss. But his position does prohibit even being close friends with people in my position. even tho we talk all the time and joke around. he knows im gay and is fine with it.
    i have always suspected him of being at least bi. and the other day i was talking about him to another co-worker and i mentioned that he was seeing a girl now. and my co-worker who has known him longer than me says "i thought he was gay" and when i corrected her she says "just get him drunk and you can sleep with him"
    and i want to. He doesnt drink or party tho.
    But to day he came up to me and ou tof the blue says "So David, are you 100% gay or Bi in some way?"
    shocked i replied with "Gay, but i do make out with girls and play with their boobs haha"
    and serious he says "so a threesome with a guy and girl is off limits?"
    still shocked i say "Kind of, i mean, i like guys, and if i was drunk i would probably have a threesome as long as i didnt have to touch or really even see below the waist on a girl and we didnt have to touch, it would be all about the guy"
    he says "ok" and walked away.......

    I really want to sleep with him. not date him, just sex. and i suspect he might if i got him alone and tipsy. (i mean he does more man-scaping than me he even waxes his brows, he works out all the time, he eats super healthy, he has a chin strap, earrings, and is wears clothes with adventure time and Zim on them, yet doesnt act like emo or anything alternate. just kind of cutesy acting actually.)
    but i suspect he wont do anything "Alone" and i know him and the girl he is seeing are pretty open. i dont want to threesome with a girl involved but i do want to be his experiment.
    and to be honest. i know it wrecks friendships but i am able to keep it separate and i already plan on moving so its not like i will see him all the time forever


    Curious why this was salient enough to say?
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    Nov 14, 2012 11:28 AM GMT
    DaviBabi said...
    and i want to. He doesnt drink or party tho.
    ...


    BEST LINE OF THE OP
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    Nov 14, 2012 5:28 PM GMT
    Some people here are kinda disrespectful. Im new here so I dont know all your guys' history on here or if there have been excessive posts by the OP about this but to me he was looking for some advice (sorry I really cant give any as Ive never experienced a situation like this). But picking apart each others posts and criticizing them is not productive and frankly a waste of time. If you are annoyed by someones posts dont read them or reply. Huge turnoff to RealJock and I am seeing this kind of behavior on so many posts. Yeah I think the OP may just have wishful thinking but you never no, there could be something there and he needs advice not personal attacks or criticism on his posts.
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    Nov 14, 2012 5:48 PM GMT
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    Nov 14, 2012 5:50 PM GMT
    Here's some advice. Getting someone drunk just so you can sleep with them makes you a shitty human being. Try being a better person.