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    Nov 15, 2012 1:05 AM GMT
    Last Sunday I took a bike ride from my city, Alexandria, down to George Washington's estate, Mount Vernon. A truly wonderful ride along the Potomac River, which I blogged with photos on one of our DC group threads ( http://www.realjock.com/reply?topicid=2672274&postid=2794696 ... scroll way down to see the pics.)

    One of the pics is of some guy riding in front of me...

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    This is how I described him here on RJ.

    "But on the way back, a true vision of beauty....unfortunately, again, a photo doesnt do justice to the reality. This man had the most fabulous set of glutes (and calves) ...and as he pumped, his shorts would first caress one butt cheek and then the other. OMG! I do love a nice ass in a pair of sexy shorts... (Caslon prefers his men not to be slutting it up in their attire. So a pair of loose shorts that tantalizingly disclose those ample glutes thru the pull of the folds of his shorts is just perfect!) ...let me not be remiss to mention that along the whole course of this ride, there were lots of tantalizing joggers with their jiggly bits bobbing about this way and that. But a pic wouldnt communicate that at all."

    Now to Facebook...

    I posted the series of photos to an album on Facebook and copied the captions for each photo as I have them here.....except for this one.

    One of my old High School female friends on FB has asked who he is.

    How should I answer?
  • Fable

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    Nov 15, 2012 1:09 AM GMT
    Weeeeeelllllllllllll

    if he's a trick then just say "a friend"
    if you're close.... then "a trick"
  • Timbales

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    Nov 15, 2012 1:14 AM GMT
    "Mind your own business, whore"
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    "some guy riding in front of me"
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:15 AM GMT
    fable saidWeeeeeelllllllllllll

    if he's a trick then just say "a friend"
    if you're close.... then "a trick"

    He's a total stranger riding in front of me, that is all. ...too bad I didnt take a vid! icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:16 AM GMT
    Neight said"some guy riding in front of me"

    and how do I explain snapping a pic of "some guy riding in front of me"?
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:18 AM GMT
    Timbales said"Mind your own business, whore"

    Oh that would go over just great....plus, I posted it to FB. That is kinda inviting comments, isnt it?
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:21 AM GMT
    Follow a real cyclist someday and check out those legs.
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    Caslon21000 said
    Neight said"some guy riding in front of me"

    and how do I explain snapping a pic of "some guy riding in front of me"?


    you don't
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:23 AM GMT
    smartmoney saidFollow a real cyclist someday and check out those legs.

    You dont like his legs?
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:25 AM GMT
    fable said
    Caslon21000 said
    Neight said"some guy riding in front of me"

    and how do I explain snapping a pic of "some guy riding in front of me"?


    you don't

    OMG! The silence following "some guy riding in front of me" is deafening. Read that and hear the deafening roar of the silence! icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:26 AM GMT
    Caslon21000 said
    fable said
    Caslon21000 said
    Neight said"some guy riding in front of me"

    and how do I explain snapping a pic of "some guy riding in front of me"?


    you don't

    OMG! The silence following "some guy riding in front of me" is deafening. Read that and hear the deafening roar of the silence! icon_eek.gif



    just lie and say a friend then. jheez. #1stworldproblems
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:28 AM GMT
    There's a simple answer for all Facebook-related questions.


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    Nov 15, 2012 1:32 AM GMT
    fable saidjust lie and say a friend then. jheez. #1stworldproblems

    Well, I feel trashy enough about snapping some guy's pic like that as it is. Now I'm started down the slippery slope of lying about it. Where will this all end!?!?!
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:33 AM GMT
    "A guy who paced me for most of the race"
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:33 AM GMT
    If you have time to take pics while you're riding, then you're not riding hard enough.
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    "a biker, obviously"
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:38 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidIf you have time to take pics while you're riding, then you're not riding hard enough.

    What do you mean "not riding hard enough"? This was a pleasure ride. ...Plus, the pics are a ploy to try to gen interest amongst the denizens of the dc metro area to go biking sometime. Trying to get these guys to do things is like...

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    Nov 15, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    Upper_Cdn said"A guy who paced me for most of the race"

    nah, I snapped his ass and then tore out in front of him.

    I did set the pace for another guy I passed a little later. I knew someone was on my tail, but I didnt realize what he was doing until we got to the end.
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    Nov 15, 2012 1:54 AM GMT
    How 'bout

    It is the rider's perspective from my bike."
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    Nov 15, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    ok, I've gone with "a guy who was pacing me on the trail" It not a lie. He paced me long enough for me to take his pic. Plus she probably wont understand with pacing means anyway and think it has something to do with the biking trip and makes sense.
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    Nov 15, 2012 2:01 AM GMT



    Say it was you. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 15, 2012 2:05 AM GMT
    meninlove said


    Say it was you. icon_wink.gif

    That would confuse the hell out of her
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    Nov 15, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    and this is why u dont upload pics of strangers to facebook, especially if the reason is "cuz they're hot"
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    Nov 15, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
    Just say you liked his back pack. And you snapped a pic so that you can try to search for it online later.