What do you secretly want for Christmas, but are too embarrassed to ask anyone for...

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    Nov 18, 2012 2:51 AM GMT
    From the producers of the popular Secret Santa thread, we have round 2...

    So, what would you like to ask Santa, his minions, your family, or coworkers to get you for the Holidays, but are too chicken to ask because it's inappropriate, impractical, or simply uncool?

    Spill it. It's OK. This is a "safe place."

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    I'll go first, and will even be honest...

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    Nov 18, 2012 2:53 AM GMT
    A boyfriend.
  • Pontifex

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    Nov 18, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
    ConQuest saidFrom the producers of the popular Secret Santa thread, we have round 2...

    So, what would you like to ask Santa, his minions, your family, or coworkers to get you for the Holidays, but are too chicken to ask because it's inappropriate, impractical, or simply uncool?

    Spill it. It's OK. This is a "safe place."

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    I'll go first, and will even be honest...

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    Get the butt version. It is way better. ;)

    I'd like an interior decorator to give my apartment. a makeover. lol icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 18, 2012 3:20 AM GMT
    ConQuest saidFrom the producers of the popular Secret Santa thread, we have round 2...

    So, what would you like to ask Santa, his minions, your family, or coworkers to get you for the Holidays, but are too chicken to ask because it's inappropriate, impractical, or simply uncool?

    Spill it. It's OK. This is a "safe place."

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    I'll go first, and will even be honest...

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    Is that a flashlight ?
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    Nov 18, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    This $3000 suit.

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    it's soooooo amazinggggg but sooooooooo expensive

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    Nov 18, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    McQueen saidThis $3000 suit.

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    it's soooooo amazinggggg but sooooooooo expensive

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    I actually can picture you wearing this. icon_cool.gif
  • Timbales

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    Nov 18, 2012 3:35 AM GMT
    ConQuest saidFrom the producers of the popular Secret Santa thread, we have round 2...

    So, what would you like to ask Santa, his minions, your family, or coworkers to get you for the Holidays, but are too chicken to ask because it's inappropriate, impractical, or simply uncool?

    Spill it. It's OK. This is a "safe place."

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    I'll go first, and will even be honest...

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    buy one, they're great

    I'd like an iPad so I can go digital with comics, though I'd be happy with a new Kindle Fire HD 8.9".
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    Nov 18, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
    Santa...after 15 years of diet and exercise and weight lifting.
  • Lincsbear

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:16 AM GMT
    I don`t know if it`s in Santa Claus` job description, but a really prolonged, cold, frosty, and snowy winter.
  • Koaa2

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    Nov 18, 2012 1:57 PM GMT
    A sling set.

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    Nov 18, 2012 2:50 PM GMT
    McQueen saidThis $3000 suit.

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    it's soooooo amazinggggg but sooooooooo expensive

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    omg i would die to have this !
  • RyanChase

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    Dec 07, 2012 4:24 PM GMT
    I've never had a dildo up where the sun don't shine... I'd like to try that.
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    Dec 11, 2012 5:45 PM GMT
    1. a short built Jock or,

    2. a tall built Jock or,

    3. just a real Jock..

    Monogamous non-negotiable.

    P.S. Jews Welcome!