The 5 Stages of Gay - which one are you?

  • uncgymguy

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    Nov 18, 2012 4:59 AM GMT
    I was listening to a talk show the other day and a caller called in and said that there were 5 stages of Gay.

    Chicken
    Twink
    32
    Daddy
    Troll

    What do you think are the five stages and what stage do you think you fall into?

    Do you think a Daddy needs to be an actual parent?

    Thanks for your response!
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:01 AM GMT
    Well Im not chicken, I am no twink, I am not 32, and im not old enough to be a daddy or troll....so I guess I am not in a stageicon_eek.gif
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:02 AM GMT
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:06 AM GMT
    OMG I'm 32
  • AMoonHawk

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:10 AM GMT
    if you are hitting on guys your own age then you can't really be a daddy or a troll ... now can you ... actually none of these are stages of gay
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:11 AM GMT
    When did I become a daddy? icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:13 AM GMT
    What if I've been called "papi"? Does that make me a daddy? I know I dont fit a twink exactly but I think I am a pretty good example of a twunk icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:15 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA saidWhen did I become a daddy? icon_eek.gif
    According to the five stages...when you turned 33 you became a daddy
  • gbc59

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:16 AM GMT
    i must be stage 6...... dateless icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:18 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidAccording to the five stages...when you turned 33 you became a daddy

    No one told me that! I've going after the wrong kind of guys! I guess that means I can only date twinks now? icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:19 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    No one told me that! I've going after the wrong kind of guys! I guess that means I can only date twinks now? icon_confused.gif
    Maybe you'll get laid more often? Or you can try to get a twunk?
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:21 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidMaybe you'll get laid more often? Or you can try to get a twunk?

    I doubt it. I'd have to be a rich daddy. I'm not exactly sure what a twunk is, but somehow, I get the feeling they don't like me.
  • gbc59

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:22 AM GMT
    i did get called daddy once while doing the deed..... thought cheeky bugger then kept thinking shit ! to a twink at 50 i b must be old. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • uncgymguy

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidWell Im not chicken, I am no twink, I am not 32, and im not old enough to be a daddy or troll....so I guess I am not in a stageicon_eek.gif



    I didn't agree with the stages because I don't think it makes sense, that's why I posted it.

    What do you think you should be called?
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:23 AM GMT
    Claystation saidWhat if I've been called "papi"? Does that make me a daddy? I know I dont fit a twink exactly but I think I am a pretty good example of a twunk icon_biggrin.gif
    twunk in the definition by my friends is a guy who used to be a twink but is now old and dried up while still attempting to remain a twink in attitude and looks
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:28 AM GMT
    uncgymguy said


    I didn't agree with the stages because I don't think it makes sense, that's why I posted it.

    What do you think you should be called?
    hmmm...I really don't know what I would be called in all honesty....icon_neutral.gif
    anyone have any ideas? (I may regret that))
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:29 AM GMT
    McQueen saidtwunk in the definition by my friends is a guy who used to be a twink but is now old and dried up while still attempting to remain a twink in attitude and looks


    No no no, thats a yestergay
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:30 AM GMT
    Twunk seems to have conflicting definitions, according to Urban Dictionary.
  • Pontifex

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:30 AM GMT
    I'm actually 32. So this one is pretty easy.

    And it does actually feel like a stage to me. I can kind of fit into any group at this point but not completely. I can hang out with the younger guys or the older guys. If I'm with the older guys the younger ones can't figure me out. If I'm with the younger guys, the older ones can't figure me out. It does have some advantages but you also don't really fit in anywhere that well...
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:30 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    McQueen saidtwunk in the definition by my friends is a guy who used to be a twink but is now old and dried up while still attempting to remain a twink in attitude and looks
    No no no, thats a yestergay
    In any case you're not twinky, just hunky.
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:31 AM GMT
    Yestergay also known as a twank
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:31 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidhmmm...I really don't know what I would be called in all honesty....icon_neutral.gif
    anyone have any ideas? (I may regret that))

    So tempted....... icon_razz.gif
  • squally

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:31 AM GMT
    Twink...ARGH~
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    Nov 18, 2012 5:32 AM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    So tempted....... icon_razz.gif
    Say it, I am now honestly curious, what kinda of stage I might be...Because I know I dont fit any of the above ones lol
  • AMoonHawk

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    Nov 18, 2012 5:34 AM GMT
    The stages of gay are:
    Virgin
    Prude
    Slut
    Whore
    Tramp
    Viagra Junkie