My SF Meet Up Story.

  • TheAlchemixt

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    Nov 19, 2012 9:50 AM GMT
    First of all, I would like to thank GAMRican and Roguewave for holding such a fun, organized, and amazing RJ meet up. It is because of those two I was able to meet so many awesome RJer's all in one evening!

    *Warning* These are the TRUE happenings of a drunken RJer at the 1st ever SF RJ Meet up. All events are from my own liquored up point of view and this is how the night went for me.

    November 17th 2012

    The San Francisco air was cold, it had rained earlier that day and the sky gave off a slight indication that it might just rain again sometime soon. My feet were tired and I was getting frustrated because I had circled the block for 30 minutes trying to find out where in the hell this MIssion Bowl venue was located at. Goddamn you google maps, why are you so unreliable I had thought. I gave up and found myself asking a random guy in the street if he knew where the bowling alley was, he pointed up the block and he said, "listen for the bowling pins." He was right and as I continued to walk up the block I heard it, the faint sound of bowling pins falling. From the outside the Mission Bowl looked like a mix between a warehouse and a barn house, no wonder why it was easy for me to walk right past it. The inside however had a very warm and inviting atmosphere.
    I looked at my phone it was 5:00 PM, I had arrived early maybe a bit too early because I did not recognize anyone that could possibly be an RJer. I saw a lot of guys that might have been "family" but one can never tell in San Francisco, there are so many metrosexual men in this city. I headed towards the bar because I didn't want to go around looking like a loner, at least while waiting for a drink I figured I could inconspicuously scan the room and that is what I did. After about ten minutes of scanning I did not notice anything that could even resemble a RJ get together until I looked out of a window that connected the dining area with the patio area. With my detective work this is what saw, I saw two guys shaking hands and it looked to me as if they could have been newly introducing themselves to each other. I thought it might've been a long shot but for some reason my instincts said that they just may be the people that I had been looking for so I decided to approach them.
    I am not the type of person one would consider to be shy and I do not mind making a fool out of myself so I walked outside and the two men I saw were standing with two other men, they looked like friends. I walked up to all four of these men and said,"Hey, how are you guys doing?"
    One said, "We're fine and we're waiting for our friends, how about you?"
    "Great, I'm just waiting for my friends too," I replied.
    This was followed by a * long awkward silence * and with this silence this thought came into my mind, Oh shit these guys are straight and I'm just some weird guy trying to talk to them, they're all friends and they're waiting for their other straight breeder friends to get drunk with, you're such an Idiot Ryan, Total Fail!
    Out of nowhere some handsome and somewhat recognizable guy say's, "We're waiting for about sixty of our friends."
    Upon hearing this I felt so relieved, I also felt like I was in a secret society so secret that the members did not even know who the other members were and it was so secret that no one was even allowed to mention it, just like in Fight Club. RealJock members must abide by the rules, and Rule #1 of RealJock is You do not talk about RealJock…
    I then said, "Oh cool, I'm your friend number 47!"
    We introduced ourselves to each other and the handsome guy had told me he was Roguewave and then GAMRican tells me to get a name tag and to write my name on it with my favorite color. I picked blue, I would've picked grey but he didn't have that color… GAMRican looked like he had a mini office set up, this man is so organized that when he stood up and walked to the plants I could've sworn he was organizing the plants on the patio, he wasn't though he was looking for an outlet to charge his laptop. I would've never guessed that. I told him that he should make a forum post on how to organize, now that's something I need!
    As it started getting later more people started trickling in, I had started chatting quite a bit with Roguewave, SanJose408, Bromoflexual, Rowergeek, Michael_RWC, and SlickCalifornia. Bromoflexual kept making me laugh, I found him to be such a hilarious guy. About 30 minutes before our designated bowling time GAMRICAN passed around the sheet where you write your shoe size and as I'm writing my shoe size I looked at the person's shoe size above mine and it said Size 15. Whoa, size 15 is that even possible?!? I then looked at the name of the person who had such big.. feet. It was Nam (SanJose40icon_cool.gif I asked him to show me his feet and his feet are huge! I thought that a lot of guy's sure would probably love to be stepped on by him, he probably could make a lot of cash doing that. Haha! Nam then told me his real name, I found it to be very sexual and I thought he was telling me it to try and turn me on. His name had the word rod in it… I think Nam may be in love with me. Haha, I wish!!!
    7:15 came a lot sooner or later we started to bowl and some people just really sucked (like me) but who cares we're all having fun! I love when people don't mind looking stupid in order to just have good time with friends. Even Helios69 bowled and he was in a leg cast thing. As, I watched the people bowl I imagined what they'd be like in bed. I guess that's why I was touching everyone and patting everyone on their shoulders while they were bowling, it was for "encouragement" I swear!
    Roguewave - Would aim to please, he doesn't have the best of form but he'll keep you satisfied and finish you off with 2 strikes and a Niner. He'll make sure to tell you how awesome he is afterwards.
    SanJose408 - Has a wicked curve ball and he knows how to use it, he's built really tough and his form suggests he likes to take control in bed. He's better in bed the drunker he gets.
    SlickCalifornia - Uses sheer force to knock pins everywhere, he'll screw you like a jack rabbit. You'll tell him to use less power but he doesn't know how to control himself.
    Eb925guy - Bowls with strength but with his gentle touch he can make you feel sexy just by being around him.
    Helios69- Enjoys trying anything once and he loves pain, he's into the kinky stuff be prepared for a painful evening.
    Bromoflexual- Horrible in the sack and when you tell him that he sucks so bad, he'll blame you for "distracting" him.
    Rowergeek- Needs a lot more practice but he doesn't mind having someone show him what to do he listens for tips from more experienced guy and one day he'll be awesome in bed, just not now.
    Leo811- The best technique by far he doesn't just have sex, he makes Love. If you don't seem to know what you're doing he will be the first to let you know he knows what he wants and how he wants it.
    Hmm, I wonder what my bowling style would say about me in bed. I guess awful at first (with the second lowest score) until I get warmed up having the second highest score overall I must be pretty damn Amazing. Haha.
    More people bowled but these are the ones who stuck out in the head the most because they we're either really good or just awful.
    I also showed Roguewave where the restroom was and I learned a lot about him in that short time alone in the bathroom! <3 you Kevin!
    After bowling we all headed to Dear Mom's there was at least 20+ RJers that walked with us it reminded me of a little pride parade without all the glitter. Dear Moms was pretty packed but we got a place in the corner. It was here I got to meet the famous Ariodante and I thought he was really sweet and down to earth. For some reason he reminded me of the Cookie Monster?
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Nov 19, 2012 9:52 AM GMT
    I wanted to give him a cookie but I didn't have one. He really does love Bacon, his name tag said Bacon on it! I'll never wash my left hand again. Nothing too exciting or crazy happened at Dear Mom's but it was fun just chatting with everyone. I was the last one to leave with Bromoflexual and his buddy Kyle that had came later.

    I thought it was cool how some people knew each other from the New York RJ meet up and still remained in contact after that. I know I'll try and stay in contact with the cool people I met last night. I met some really amazing and sweet guys! Guy's that I could actually see myself hanging out with quite a bit if I weren't headed out of the country in two weeks.

    All I can say is host RJ Meet ups where you live, they're a blast!

    Oh yeah afterwards I went to the Castro and left at 1:00 I then took the bus and I should had been at my buddies house in Oakland by 1:30. I fell asleep on the bus and I woke up in a city called El Cerrito, I have never even heard of that city. I made it home by 4:30… Another fun and crazy night for a traveler.

    Thanks again GAMRican and Roguewave, it was a truly fun event!
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Nov 19, 2012 2:13 PM GMT
    Hmmm. Made for a good short real story over breakfast.
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    Nov 19, 2012 3:22 PM GMT
    OMG 4:30? HA! You're so funny. Nice account of a great night, thanks for sharing. Although I question your reasons for touching so many guys (horn dog!), I think it was more to throw us off our game so you could take the lead in pins fallen! It worked , I'm totally blaming you for my very poor performance!

    Seriously, it was a great way to meet some great guys. The bowling allowed for some activity and a little competitive interaction. Definitely something other areas should try, regardless of the size of the group, it's fun. Thanks Ryan!
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    Nov 19, 2012 4:12 PM GMT
    Dude, you ended up in El Cerrito?! LOL icon_lol.gif
    Fun times icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 19, 2012 4:52 PM GMT
    LMAO
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Nov 19, 2012 8:57 PM GMT
    eb925guy saidOMG 4:30? HA! You're so funny. Nice account of a great night, thanks for sharing. Although I question your reasons for touching so many guys (horn dog!), I think it was more to throw us off our game so you could take the lead in pins fallen! It worked , I'm totally blaming you for my very poor performance!

    Seriously, it was a great way to meet some great guys. The bowling allowed for some activity and a little competitive interaction. Definitely something other areas should try, regardless of the size of the group, it's fun. Thanks Ryan!


    Me intimidating??? Never! I'm one of the nicest non intimidating guys that I know. ;)

    Hmm 4 people actually told me I threw their game off, people sure do like to make excuses.
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    Nov 19, 2012 9:01 PM GMT
    Mixleanmachine saidMe intimidating??? Never! I'm one of the nicest non intimidating guys that I know. ;)

    Hmm 4 people actually told me I threw their game off, people sure do like to make excuses.

    Hey, if the shoe fits.....

    Oh maybe that was part of my problem too...shoes were too tight! At $4 a pair, I was thinking about trading mine in and wearing theirs home!
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Nov 19, 2012 9:03 PM GMT
    eb925guy said
    Mixleanmachine saidMe intimidating??? Never! I'm one of the nicest non intimidating guys that I know. ;)

    Hmm 4 people actually told me I threw their game off, people sure do like to make excuses.

    Hey, if the shoe fits.....

    Oh maybe that was part of my problem too...shoes were too tight! At $4 a pair, I was thinking about trading mine in and wearing theirs home!


    I thought their bowling shoes were actually kind of stylish and they looked new. Damn we should've taken them home for a keepsake!