Real(Jock)Rules

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    Nov 24, 2012 11:26 PM GMT
    These things must be said. And you know you agree with them.

    I'm beginning a list of Real(Jock)Rules™ that must be observed. Ahem. OK, here goes:

    If you wear a Superman shirt you should be A) ripped like Superman, or B) have X-ray vision. Oh, and no cut-outs either if there's only a douche-tattoo on your flabby side.

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    Please add to this liberally, preferably with not-too-big but apropos pics.
  • GWriter

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    Nov 25, 2012 2:40 AM GMT
    George Costanza borrowed Jerry's Superman nightshirt?!
    WTF?
  • RaggedyMan

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    Nov 25, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    If you're gunna flex in your photos on this site make sure you have something TO flex.
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    Nov 25, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    make sure your private pics are worth unlocking in exchange for
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    Nov 25, 2012 2:50 AM GMT
    Roguewave saidmake sure your private pics are worth unlocking in exchange for


    lmaoooooo true....you unlock your pics and they unlock a picture of a flower or a mountain icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 25, 2012 2:56 AM GMT
    - If your screen name implies that you have a huge cock, you better have pics of your huge cock in your public Adult Photos.

    - Under no circumstance will you have embedded audio or video set to auto-play in your profile.

    - If you have a southern drawl, please say so in your profile. Cuz some of us like that sort of thing.
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    Nov 25, 2012 2:59 AM GMT
    xrichx said- If your screen name implies that you have a huge cock, you better have pics of your huge cock in your public Adult Photos.


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    AMEN!!!!

    I had to make it big so they could see it!!!
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    Nov 25, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    LOL
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Nov 25, 2012 3:54 AM GMT
    Have at least 1 face photo. Doesn't matter If you are ugly or hot. Just have it.
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Nov 25, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    Real Jock is a Secret Society.
    The first rule of REAL JOCK is, You do not talk about REAL JOCK!
    The second rule of REAL JOCK is, NO Shirts and NO Shoes.
    The third rule of REAL JOCK is, if someone says "stop" or goes limps, taps out then they get raped.
    These are the rules of REAL JOCK abide by them or GET OUT!
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    Nov 25, 2012 4:34 AM GMT
    -If you insist on being an ass about how other people look at least have a visible photo of your fac and not just pecks and a torso

    -Dont say I like all types of men and then start a thread about how only X type of man hits on you.

    -If you are Asian and cannot attract a white man keep it to yourself! We already know!

    -Just know that if you emphasize how straight acting you are we will all assume you are actually queenish as all hell
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    Nov 25, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    - If you're going to lie about your age, at least try to make it believable.
  • calibro

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    Nov 25, 2012 6:09 AM GMT
    if you take everything people say here seriously, then go sit on a kitchen knife

    and mean girls is the bible
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Nov 25, 2012 6:11 AM GMT
    calibro saidif you take everything people say here seriously, then go sit on a kitchen knife

    and mean girls is the bible


    I got you in my RJ Slambook Calibro!
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:12 AM GMT
    calibro saidif you take everything people say here seriously, then go sit on a kitchen knife

    and mean girls is the bible


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    Nov 25, 2012 6:18 AM GMT
    IslamicBottom said
    MashogaNubianPrince said

    -Dont say I like all types of men and then start a thread about how only X type of man hits on you.

    -If you are Asian and cannot attract a white man keep it to yourself! We already know!

    -Just know that if you emphasize how straight acting you are we will all assume you are actually queenish as all hell


    LOL Can you help the guy find a white guy though? LOL.
    But I agree with the straight acting thing.


    You'd be surprised how many of these so called macho men are messier than spilled milk.
  • GWriter

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    Nov 25, 2012 9:07 AM GMT
    IslamicBottom said
    NormalGuy93 saidHave at least 1 face photo. Doesn't matter If you are ugly or hot. Just have it.


    +1

    You are one weird Mofo.
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    Nov 25, 2012 9:22 AM GMT

    *wait for Paulflexes...icon_cool.gif
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    Nov 25, 2012 9:34 AM GMT
    You must have at least one photo(face and/or torso) plus at least minimal profile information before you attempt to email/IM another RJer.

    Henceforth, all emails/IMs from blank profiles shall be automatically rejected by the server.
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    Nov 25, 2012 9:52 AM GMT
    - Gotta have at least one cell phone mirror pic taken in the bathroom or at the gym. icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 25, 2012 10:31 AM GMT
    xrichx said- Gotta have at least one cell phone mirror pic taken in the bathroom or at the gym. icon_wink.gif



    YES!!!!
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    Nov 25, 2012 10:42 AM GMT
    Why you so obsessed with me? icon_biggrin.gif
  • alphatop

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    Nov 25, 2012 10:43 AM GMT
    Headless torso pics are LAME.icon_rolleyes.gif I must assume that guys without face pics are butt-ugly or in the closet.If none of this is true, than why the fuck they don't put at least one face pic?
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    Nov 25, 2012 10:44 AM GMT
    Approving all appropriate photo comments involves a two step procedure:

    1. Approve comment
    2. Thank sender.

    If no time for both by virtue of temporary demands of schedule, skip step 1 and substitute step 2. Complete step 1 at a later time.

    If no time for both as a general rule, RJ Clause 1.38.7-492b is invoked, which reads, "If you have no time to thank photo commenters, WTF are you posting pictures for in the first place?"
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    Nov 25, 2012 10:48 AM GMT
    When you want someone to vote for you for MOTD. Don't unlock your private photos as a desprate attempt for either attention or vote which is what I am assuming todays MOTD did for me. I didn't vote for him though not giving you no satisfaction.








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