The War on Christmas

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    Nov 25, 2012 6:01 AM GMT
    Who else is looking forward to Fox News and the religious right proclaiming liberals are waging the war on Christmas while denying the very obvious war on women?

    Also how exactly are we warring on Christmas? I mean its more of a secular holiday anyway and if we're going to be true to the root of Christams we should be getting dru k, giving gifts and having tons of deliciously nasty gay sex.

    That's what Im doing.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:03 AM GMT
    In other words, celebrate Christmas the way it was meant to be celebrated during the Roman times of the winter solstice?
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:05 AM GMT
    Pretty much.

    Who's in? Lol.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:10 AM GMT
    Oh those crazy break away protestants and their lunatic notions icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:11 AM GMT
    Just add more/stronger booze to the eggnog or cider and watch things happen.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:14 AM GMT
    nicodegallo saidJust add more/stronger booze to the eggnog or cider and watch things happen.


    Just nix the cider and eggnog together and just go with hard liquor. A big ole punch cocktail with maddog, Cisco and ripple and a base of nehi peach or grape and just let the good times roll!
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:16 AM GMT
    Funny that even during Christmas (the supposed jolly and happy time of year) People are basically ready to wage war on each other.

    Can't we all just get along? (I know the answer, just humor me icon_rolleyes.gif )
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:31 AM GMT
    WaytoDawn saidFunny that even during Christmas (the supposed jolly and happy time of year) People are basically ready to wage war on each other.

    Can't we all just get along? (I know the answer, just humor me icon_rolleyes.gif )


    Christmas has always been a time for war. Have you been to a Toys R Us a week before Christmas?
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:32 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    WaytoDawn saidFunny that even during Christmas (the supposed jolly and happy time of year) People are basically ready to wage war on each other.

    Can't we all just get along? (I know the answer, just humor me icon_rolleyes.gif )


    Christmas has always been a time for war. Have you been to a Toys R Us a week before Christmas?


    People still go to Toys R Us? Both Toys R Us stores closed in my town a few years ago.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:40 AM GMT
    nicodegallo said
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    WaytoDawn saidFunny that even during Christmas (the supposed jolly and happy time of year) People are basically ready to wage war on each other.

    Can't we all just get along? (I know the answer, just humor me icon_rolleyes.gif )


    Christmas has always been a time for war. Have you been to a Toys R Us a week before Christmas?


    People still go to Toys R Us? Both Toys R Us stores closed in my town a few years ago.


    @MashogaNubianPrince I don't really see fighting over toys as war icon_rolleyes.gif

    @nicodegallo Yeah, alot of the Toys R Us by me closed too. I think there's only one left by me.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:44 AM GMT
    WaytoDawn said
    nicodegallo said
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    WaytoDawn saidFunny that even during Christmas (the supposed jolly and happy time of year) People are basically ready to wage war on each other.

    Can't we all just get along? (I know the answer, just humor me icon_rolleyes.gif )


    Christmas has always been a time for war. Have you been to a Toys R Us a week before Christmas?


    People still go to Toys R Us? Both Toys R Us stores closed in my town a few years ago.


    @MashogaNubianPrince I don't really see fighting over toys as war icon_rolleyes.gif

    @nicodegallo Yeah, alot of the Toys R Us by me closed too. I think there's only one left by me.


    There's one in my county and honey I've seen some shit!
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:45 AM GMT
    I imagine Toys R Us would only thrive in a place without a Walmart or Target within a reasonable driving radius.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:47 AM GMT
    nicodegallo saidI imagine Toys R Us would only thrive in a place without a Walmart or Target within a reasonable driving radius.


    There's actually both nearby but people still go to them. Our local wall arts don't carry the good toys.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:48 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    nicodegallo saidI imagine Toys R Us would only thrive in a place without a Walmart or Target within a reasonable driving radius.


    There's actually both nearby but people still go to them. Our local wall arts don't carry th good toys.


    Ah, my town has two Walmarts and two Targets. If you didn't like one, you could always go to the other, lol. It's no wonder Toys R Us died a quite quick death here.
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    Nov 25, 2012 6:59 AM GMT
    There was a Toys R Us that closed a few years ago but the other one is still kicking. In my county there's three different walmarts all in like fifteen minutes of each other. And yet toys r us lives.
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    Nov 25, 2012 3:05 PM GMT
    Christmas isn't even religious anymore.

    Commercial Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Nov 25, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    msuNtx saidChristmas isn't even religious anymore.

    Commercial Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Yes but tell that to Steve Doosey and the 'I Can't Hear You! I Can't Hear You!' brigade.
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    Nov 25, 2012 8:09 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    msuNtx saidChristmas isn't even religious anymore.

    Commercial Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Yes but tell that to Steve Doosey and the 'I Can't Hear You! I Can't Hear You!' brigade.


    I would suggest watch another channel.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Nov 25, 2012 10:15 PM GMT
    Santa Clause is not a religious figure nor is Rudolf the red nose reindeer nor is Frosty the Snowman or Jack Frost. There are enough different figures or icons for a season that ends the year that everyone can celebrate what ever they want.
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    Nov 28, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    nicodegallo saidJust add more/stronger booze to the eggnog or cider and watch things happen.


    Just nix the cider and eggnog together and just go with hard liquor. A big ole punch cocktail with maddog, Cisco and ripple and a base of nehi peach or grape and just let the good times roll!

    But the strongest booze the ancient Romans had was just wine. Bah humbug! :-)
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    Nov 28, 2012 5:54 AM GMT
    What about the Fox war on Christmas?

    http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/fox-news-gearing-early-year-war-christmas

    In the days before Thanksgiving, Fox filled its shows with dire, sometimes terrifying segments about all the threats surrounding the merriest season of the year. There’s the eradication of free speech by atheist “loons,” the possibility of choking on our food, the diseases spread on airplanes, and the endless depression that comes from Christmas commercials.

    If we even make it to Christmas, that is. Fox’s morning man Bill Hemmer charted the possibility that the “apocalypse” would arrive on Dec. 22, and just how sad it will be when we all get wiped out, leaving all those unopened presents under the tree.

    So, sit back and take in the best of Fox’s holiday doom and gloom. And as you endure the season, take a moment to think of all those over at Fox News, who clearly need a little cheering up.

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    Nov 28, 2012 5:58 AM GMT
    I want a good LARGE tumbler of scotch on the rocks with a chaser of Red Bull and Roxicet...for Christmas to be less of a pain....
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    Nov 28, 2012 12:02 PM GMT
    Christmas?
    You mean the time we celebrate the deity who is an amalgamation of Persian and Roman gods Who was not born on December 25th ?
    And who we celebrate with a Norse God's image? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 28, 2012 12:42 PM GMT
    We don't celebrate any aspect of Xmas, it's as bad as Valentines Day, just another holiday to sell Chinese made crap to lemmings.
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    Nov 28, 2012 1:28 PM GMT
    sfbayguy said
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    nicodegallo saidJust add more/stronger booze to the eggnog or cider and watch things happen.


    Just nix the cider and eggnog together and just go with hard liquor. A big ole punch cocktail with maddog, Cisco and ripple and a base of nehi peach or grape and just let the good times roll!

    But the strongest booze the ancient Romans had was just wine. Bah humbug! :-)


    Lol well I don't think it would too bad if we broke from tradition.