uncgymguy saidI've always been curious when guys hook up early in the morning, and the dude shows up looking completely different than his pictures.
Tell him to leave (or you leave)?
Have sex with him anyway? (you are horny after all, right)?
If this were to ever happen (which by god almighty and saint mary I hope it doesn't) I would;
1: Tell him to get out of my life.
2: Leave the meeting place like a wounded puppy.
3: Masturbate to his alleged profile picture out of bitter disappointment.
4: Delete his profile while eating a tub of Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice cream while listening to Adele....Anything to take the pain away...
And finally 5: Delete my profile. Swear off all sexual relationships and join the priesthood somewhere in Ireland...
Of course this is all hypothetical!