Sausage Bandit

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    Sep 10, 2008 3:07 PM GMT
    Nothing in the article says anything about this being "gay," but, damn... there's something there, I just know it.

    http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html
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    Sep 11, 2008 1:00 AM GMT
    That is one weird story. Hmmm, makes you wonder how close the victims were that he could be rubbing spices on one while smacking the others with his sausage...I mean, the one from the fridge...at the same time. That and he was in his underwear. Maybe you're onto something...haha.
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    Sep 11, 2008 1:15 AM GMT
    So bizarre...what IS going on in Fresno (LOL)?
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    Sep 11, 2008 1:35 PM GMT
    He's kinda cute... hm.
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    Sep 11, 2008 1:47 PM GMT
    Sedative saidHe's kinda cute... hm.


    Whew....someone said it first, so I won't feel so bad when I agree.
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    Sep 11, 2008 2:05 PM GMT
    OMG! That story totally made me laugh. He slapped one of the victims with a sausage?! Jesus! What has the world come to?
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    Sep 11, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
    Umm...I have no words...icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 11, 2008 3:51 PM GMT
    "rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house"

    so i guess it had to be that the first guy woke up and the incident woke the second guy in the other room who came out of his room and then got wacked with the sausage. ....hmmmmm.....you sure the two guys werent sleeping in the same bed?
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    Sep 11, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
    Caslon6000 said"rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house"

    so i guess it had to be that the first guy woke up and the incident woke the second guy in the other room who came out of his room and then got wacked with the sausage. ....hmmmmm.....you sure the two guys werent sleeping in the same bed?


    I was thinking the saaaaaaame thing!