What kind of hygienic measures you can recommend before making love?


  • Dec 02, 2012 2:33 AM GMT
    Would you definitely ask to your BF, Partner, Occasional relation, etc to use a Fleet enemas or other sort of hygienic measures, before making love?
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    Dec 02, 2012 2:39 AM GMT
    How to get your ass ready to be FUCKED!
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    Dec 02, 2012 7:43 AM GMT
    I'm not circumsized and I have a constant genital odor and it gets worse after any kind of sexual arousal due to the penile juiciness which is caused by sexual arousal.

    I don't know what to do about it. I can't constantly be taking a shower to rid myself of the odor.

    One time, that horse's ass, my ex, was fucking me in the ass. I said "Umm, I think I need to go to the bathroom." He keeps pounding me, moaning, "Ooooh, nooo, I'm almost there!"

    I said to him again, "Aah, Mike? I think I really need to go to the bathroom." He keeps pumping his dick into my ass this time yelling "Oooh, gawd, I'm almost there!"

    Well! His genitalia and his groin were covered in my shit!

    That dumbass should have listened to me instead of worrying so much about shooting his load.

    He was never able to fuck me in the ass again.

    The relationship soon fell apart afterwards, not just from that, but because his mother is from Germany and he was a rabid, anti-Jewish bigot who believed the Germans did nothing wrong before and during WWII and I grew up in an area where there was a large Jewish population and many of my closest friends were Jewish.

    Such is life. If you're a top, next time the guy you're fucking tells you that he needs to go to the bathroom, it's probably not about urinating.

    Be aware...(and be afraid(?))
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    Dec 02, 2012 7:58 AM GMT

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    Dec 02, 2012 9:09 AM GMT
    None.

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    Dec 02, 2012 10:10 AM GMT
    shit happens
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    Dec 02, 2012 1:25 PM GMT
    yeahimback saidshit happens


    +1
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    Dec 02, 2012 6:28 PM GMT
    Smegmatron saidI'm not circumsized and I have a constant genital odor and it gets worse after any kind of sexual arousal due to the penile juiciness which is caused by sexual arousal.

    I don't know what to do about it. I can't constantly be taking a shower to rid myself of the odor.)
    You don't have to constantly shower, you can just wash your dick. Try using a strong germicidal soap like doctors use before surgery. You can probably find a solution by using Google. You could always ask your doctor.
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    Dec 03, 2012 1:00 AM GMT
    penis odor is common among uncircumcised men, clean your penis everyday by pulling your foreskin all the way back with the head exposed and use some good soap. if you are not able pull your foreskin back then you have phimosis and i would suggest either circumcision or meet your doctor and see what he says.
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    Dec 03, 2012 6:37 AM GMT
    whatever3009 saidpenis odor is common among uncircumcised men, clean your penis everyday by pulling your foreskin all the way back with the head exposed and use some good soap. if you are not able pull your foreskin back then you have phimosis and i would suggest either circumcision or meet your doctor and see what he says.


    Fortunately, I can pull my foreskin all the way back. I can't remember how we got on this topic, but one time when I was talking to my mother, she asked me if I had any problems with phimosis. I thought that was kind of funny and then I asked her if she had a really big clitoris.

    I grew up in a weird family.
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    Dec 03, 2012 6:40 AM GMT
    yeahimback saidshit happens

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    Dec 03, 2012 6:41 AM GMT
    Smegmatron saidI said to him again, "Aah, Mike? I think I really need to go to the bathroom." He keeps pumping his dick into my ass this time yelling "Oooh, gawd, I'm almost there!"

    Well! His genitalia and his groin were covered in my shit!

    That dumbass should have listened to me instead of worrying so much about shooting his load.

    Now kiddies

    This is why you always pay attention to your bottom!
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    Dec 03, 2012 7:20 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    yeahimback saidshit happens

    ...to good people.

    But the truly wicked take precautions. icon_twisted.gif

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    And we've never regretted this investment. Both of our places have one. icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 03, 2012 7:47 AM GMT
    intensity69 said
    yourname2000 said
    yeahimback saidshit happens

    ...to good people.

    But the truly wicked take precautions. icon_twisted.gif

    430.jpg


    And we've never regretted this investment. Both of our places have one. icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif


    I know, I know, but I had dutifully cleaned myself out and now I don't own one of those fancy contraptions that y'all, have, but still, I thought I was clean and then it just kind of happened. Anyway, that bigoted motherfucker didn't listen to me and he got what he deserved. Fuck him! Considering what a low-life bigot that guy was, I would love to "make love to him" again, squat over him and take a huge shit on his face.