Why are all the hot guys straight?


  • Dec 04, 2012 12:11 AM GMT
    Does anyone else feel like this when it comes to guys in your immediate area. I can't help but chuckle at this because the running joke for straight women was the reverse: "Why are all the hot guys gay?" What I want to know is, where the hell are these hot gay guys?!?!
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    Dec 04, 2012 12:22 AM GMT
    Come to D.C. and we will show you.
  • roadbikeRob

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    Dec 04, 2012 12:23 AM GMT
    Not all hot guys are straight. It just depends on what city, region, state or country you are in.
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    Dec 04, 2012 12:34 AM GMT
    I know its cause we all want what we cant have.

    I found it funny on facebook a few weeks back when there was some random hot guys page a friend commented on. There was a marked difference in what straight girls thought was hot and what gay guys thought was hot. The girls went for the smooth handsome clean look, the guys went for big hairy uber masculine types.

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    Dec 04, 2012 2:18 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    foosballwizard saidWhy are all the hot guys straight?

    At 20, maybe. At 40, no effin' way. Women and kids suck the life out of breeder boys until they're fat, used up shells of the men they used to be. icon_lol.gif


    This. The gays are WAY hotter.
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    Dec 04, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    That thread title is pretty insulting for all of us.

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    Dec 04, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidThat thread title is pretty insulting for all of us.

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    Quiet homo! This is the straight hot guy appreciation thread! icon_mad.gif
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    Dec 04, 2012 2:21 AM GMT
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    Dec 04, 2012 2:27 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    Disasterpiece saidThat thread title is pretty insulting for all of us.

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    Quiet homo! This is the straight hot guy appreciation thread! icon_mad.gif


    Ooooh ok, thanks for the hint, I really thought it was just another one of those queeny jock complaining about their first world problems' thread.
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    Dec 04, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece said

    Ooooh ok, thanks for the hint, I really thought it was just another one of those queeny jock complaining about their first world problems' thread.


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    Dec 04, 2012 3:14 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    foosballwizard saidWhy are all the hot guys straight?

    At 20, maybe. At 40, no effin' way. Women and kids suck the life out of breeder boys until they're fat, used up shells of the men they used to be. icon_lol.gif


    That's so true. the captain of our school AFL football team at high school was just beautiful, i crushed on him my whole school life. Now at 43 he's old and grumpy I didnt even recognise him when I last saw him.

    Just wait all you young boys 'til you get into your 40's and people still recognise you cause you look the same. And you have no idea who these old people are saying "hi do you remember me from school"icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 04, 2012 3:27 AM GMT
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    That's so true. the captain of our school AFL football team at high school was just beautiful, i crushed on him my whole school life. Now at 43 he's old and grumpy I didnt even recognise him when I last saw him.

    Just wait all you young boys 'til you get into your 40's and people still recognise you cause you look the same. And you have no idea who these old people are saying "hi do you remember me from school"icon_rolleyes.gif


    This is SOOOOO fucking true! I was in South Florida in October, and was at Costco. I ran into a straight guy from High School...and he looked OLD.
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    Dec 04, 2012 3:28 AM GMT
    Cause self hating guys make for more guilty pleasure porn?
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    Dec 04, 2012 6:33 AM GMT
    All I know is we are working with 1/10th the playing field that straight women are so they can shut it.
    How many guys would women say are datable? 5%?
    Ok now take 10% of that.
    And you have the gay dating scene.
    I rest my case.

    Oh and I love how all my girlfriends can't wait to intro me to this gay guy they met. Then I see him and I'm all "I'm gay, not an earthworm" apparently to them gay men are just protons that bind together no matter what.
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    Dec 04, 2012 6:40 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    Disasterpiece said

    Ooooh ok, thanks for the hint, I really thought it was just another one of those queeny jock complaining about their first world problems' thread.


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    Bahaha! ^gold^
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    Dec 04, 2012 7:12 AM GMT
    foosballwizard saidDoes anyone else feel like this when it comes to guys in your immediate area. I can't help but chuckle at this because the running joke for straight women was the reverse: "Why are all the hot guys gay?" What I want to know is, where the hell are these hot gay guys?!?!


    What is hot for you? Masculine physical features? Women might be considering fitness, trim and coordinated clothing, and manners, when they say a guy is "hot." So, you might be talking about different things.
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    Dec 04, 2012 7:16 AM GMT
    Nope, seems like all the average guys are straight in LA and the hot ones are gayicon_smile.gif
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    Dec 04, 2012 7:20 AM GMT
    Math.
  • MikeW

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    Dec 04, 2012 7:34 AM GMT
    foosballwizard saidDoes anyone else feel like this when it comes to guys in your immediate area. I can't help but chuckle at this because the running joke for straight women was the reverse: "Why are all the hot guys gay?" What I want to know is, where the hell are these hot gay guys?!?!

    For years, especially in my youth, I always found myself attracted to straight guys. Never mind that some of them would, on occasion, fool around. Although that could be fun, I wanted more. For one thing, I wanted to be wanted as much as I wanted them and that wasn't happening.

    Ok, this is true for me and may not relate to you at all but here goes: Somewhere along the way I figured out that my attraction to straight guys was a subtle form of my own internalized homophobia. I was actually "afraid" to be attracted to gay guys. As a matter of fact, I got approached on several occasions by perfectly decent guys but because of my own fear of my own passion, I rejected them. Also, this helped keep me invulnerable emotionally. Once I *realized* this I began to change and not too long afterward found myself in my first LTR.

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    Dec 04, 2012 8:36 AM GMT
    Myol saidMath.


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    Dec 04, 2012 8:40 AM GMT
    JR_RJ saidCause self hating guys make for more guilty pleasure porn?


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  • TroyAthlete

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    Dec 04, 2012 8:42 AM GMT
    ohboy saidNope, seems like all the average guys are straight in LA and the hot ones are gayicon_smile.gif


    This. Maybe it's a Texas thing. But go to any gym in West Hollywood and pick out fifty random gay guys, then go grab fifty straight guys. No way the straight guys are hotter, by any objective measure, charm and personality included.

    A stroll past the gay bars on Saturday night just might melt your eyeballs if you've never been here before. My straight best friend brought over a girl he was dating and she was in absolute shock and googly eyed over guys the entire night, haha.
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    Dec 04, 2012 8:44 AM GMT
    JR_RJ saidCause self hating guys make for more guilty pleasure porn?


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  • TheBizMan

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    Dec 04, 2012 8:47 AM GMT
    I think some gay men find straight guys hotter than other gay guys because they see how they fiend after woman and use their masculinity to the best of their ability to try and attract one... They fantasize about being that girl.

    That is to say, they do not necessarily want to be a girl, rather, they just wish a guy would come onto them in the same way a straight guy comes onto a girl.

    That is why the best players in the gay world are those men that have mucho mucho bravado and confidence. Dominant guys.
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    Dec 04, 2012 8:56 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    foosballwizard saidWhy are all the hot guys straight?

    At 20, maybe. At 40, no effin' way. Women and kids suck the life out of breeder boys until they're fat, used up shells of the men they used to be. icon_lol.gif


    God bless. I laughed out loud.