Guys who send you their Penis pics after they read your online dating profile.

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    Dec 05, 2012 9:45 PM GMT
    Does this happen to a lot of people here? I got a couple of Cock pictures from dudes in my area after they read my ad requesting face pic and information. Well I think their cocks look nice and all but I am not dating their penises, I want to see what your face look like. Some guys just think that just because they send you their dick pics, you would go GAGA over sucking it or something, No it would be an IGNORE. God ! Dating in the gay world is so HARD. (PUN-Intended).
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    Dec 05, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    Well in their defens they wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't a proven method by this point.
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    Dec 05, 2012 9:51 PM GMT
    Be glad they're sending their dick pics; because it's usually the best looking part of their bodies.
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    Dec 05, 2012 9:52 PM GMT
    If their dick is the best thing about them; I'd just as soon stay strangers.
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    Dec 05, 2012 10:44 PM GMT
    I know. I think we need some sort of Federal Do Not Peen list.

    Some of those emails are enough to turn a guy straight.

    I'm running out of responses.

    "Oh, you really shouldn't have..."
    "Wow! That's... vaguely mammalian-looking..."
    "Is that a worm swimming under a big boat?"
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    Dec 05, 2012 10:54 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidI know. I think we need some sort of Federal Do Not Peen list.

    Some of those emails are enough to turn a guy straight.

    I'm running out of responses.

    "Oh, you really shouldn't have..."
    "Wow! That's... vaguely mammalian-looking..."
    "Is that a worm swimming under a big boat?"


    Oh! Oh! Might I suggest PL's list o' silly responses? :3

    " Oh! Look! A worm! I can go fishing now. :3"

    " It looks angry. I think it needs a time out. icon_surprised.gif"

    " That's a funny lookin' tail. Is it vestigial? :B "

    " Aww.. your third leg looks all shriveled up. :/ "

    " My dog loves sausage. Now I can give him a treat! icon_biggrin.gif"

    " AH SNAKE!! RUN AWAY!!! D:"

    Hehehe. :3
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    Dec 05, 2012 11:08 PM GMT
    ParadiseLost said
    mindgarden saidI know. I think we need some sort of Federal Do Not Peen list.

    Some of those emails are enough to turn a guy straight.

    I'm running out of responses.

    "Oh, you really shouldn't have..."
    "Wow! That's... vaguely mammalian-looking..."
    "Is that a worm swimming under a big boat?"


    Oh! Oh! Might I suggest PL's list o' silly responses? :3

    " Oh! Look! A worm! I can go fishing now. :3"

    " It looks angry. I think it needs a time out. icon_surprised.gif"

    " That's a funny lookin' tail. Is it vestigial? :B "

    " Aww.. your third leg looks all shriveled up. :/ "

    " My dog loves sausage. Now I can give him a treat! icon_biggrin.gif"

    " AH SNAKE!! RUN AWAY!!! D:"

    Hehehe. :3
    Or, best of all: "No thanks, I don't smoke."
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    Dec 05, 2012 11:17 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    ParadiseLost said
    mindgarden saidI know. I think we need some sort of Federal Do Not Peen list.

    Some of those emails are enough to turn a guy straight.

    I'm running out of responses.

    "Oh, you really shouldn't have..."
    "Wow! That's... vaguely mammalian-looking..."
    "Is that a worm swimming under a big boat?"


    Oh! Oh! Might I suggest PL's list o' silly responses? :3

    " Oh! Look! A worm! I can go fishing now. :3"

    " It looks angry. I think it needs a time out. icon_surprised.gif"

    " That's a funny lookin' tail. Is it vestigial? :B "

    " Aww.. your third leg looks all shriveled up. :/ "

    " My dog loves sausage. Now I can give him a treat! icon_biggrin.gif"

    " AH SNAKE!! RUN AWAY!!! D:"

    Hehehe. :3
    Or, best of all: "No thanks, I don't smoke."


    Hahaha. +D

    A penis makes a pretty ugly looking joint. o.O
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    Dec 06, 2012 3:15 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidBe glad they're sending their dick pics; because it's usually the best looking part of their bodies.


    From this response, I usually assume that the guy is troll-looking. icon_wink.gificon_evil.gif
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    Dec 06, 2012 4:12 AM GMT
    Usually, I get men asking for pictures of mine. Never gotten a dirty pic before though.