What is the weirdest thing about you?

  • AsianBeefCake

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    Dec 06, 2012 7:55 AM GMT
    So the weirdest thing about me is that.... I sneeze when I'm horny. 

    Ever since I was 18, I've never stop sneezing when I get a boner. 
    My friends think its cute but actually its getting on my nerves lately.

    Few weeks ago, I met this one hot guy..... He was a great kisser so he really turned me on.... While we were deep kissing, I sneezed so fucking hard, I spit all over his face icon_redface.gif it was totally unexpected for both of us. It was one of the most embrassing moments of my life and of course, he never called me back icon_cry.gif

    Also last night I was playing with my right hand, I cumed and sneezed at the same time lol it really hurt my back lol.

    So what is the weirdest thing about u? 
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    Dec 06, 2012 8:00 AM GMT
    I AM THE EPITOME OF WEIRD.
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    Dec 06, 2012 8:01 AM GMT
    I like to hang upside down on monkey bars and clean my hunting knife really quick before my nose starts to bleed.
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    Dec 06, 2012 1:31 PM GMT
    my eyes close when fully smile.
  • Pontifex

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    Dec 06, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    I like to look at naked men.
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    Dec 06, 2012 4:33 PM GMT
    My body pillow and I are closer than people are normally to their body pillows and that's ALLLLLL I'm gonna say about that....icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 06, 2012 4:42 PM GMT
    AsianBeefCake saidSo the weirdest thing about me is that.... I sneeze when I'm horny. 

    Ever since I was 18, I've never stop sneezing when I get a boner. 
    My friends think its cute but actually its getting on my nerves lately.

    Few weeks ago, I met this one hot guy..... He was a great kisser so he really turned me on.... While we were deep kissing, I sneezed so fucking hard, I spit all over his face icon_redface.gif it was totally unexpected for both of us. It was one of the most embrassing moments of my life and of course, he never called me back icon_cry.gif

    Also last night I was playing with my right hand, I cumed and sneezed at the same time lol it really hurt my back lol.

    So what is the weirdest thing about u? 
    I like hearing about the sneezing embarrassing as it might be to you.

    Though I am not sually a grammar nazi, and nobody expects proper spelling on the internet, the use of "cumed" is a bit much. Just in case English might not be your first language, the past tense of cum ( whether you spell it "cum" or "come" is "came.") One also does not say, "I swimmed," "I runned," "I falled down," or "I singed a song."
  • AMoonHawk

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    Dec 06, 2012 4:43 PM GMT
    Pontifex saidI like to look at naked men.

    ++1
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    Dec 06, 2012 5:04 PM GMT
    From the Lion King:

    Simba: (laughs) You're so weird.
    Scar: You have no idea.
  • Karl

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    Dec 06, 2012 5:06 PM GMT
    por favor , dont tell anyone.
    I love licking beard or facial hair.
    Im obsessed with beard
    Okay it's such an ewwww but that's the weirdest thing about me.
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    Dec 06, 2012 5:16 PM GMT
    while i dont sneeze when im horny i just have a weird looking face in general. perma duck lips and a big nose. But i also tend to say sarcastic things that are meant to be funny that end up making people uncomfortable and then i laugh even harder cause i think its funny when they dont get it. Idk im just weird haha
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    Dec 06, 2012 5:22 PM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidMy body pillow and I are closer than people are normally to their body pillows and that's ALLLLLL I'm gonna say about that....icon_redface.gif


    You do know He has a sock account on here to talk about it right??? That Body Pillow gives DETAILS...

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    Dec 06, 2012 5:23 PM GMT
    Pontifex saidI like to look at naked men.



    wait...that's weird??????????
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    Dec 06, 2012 5:56 PM GMT
    Cash said
    BlackCat90 saidMy body pillow and I are closer than people are normally to their body pillows and that's ALLLLLL I'm gonna say about that....icon_redface.gif


    You do know He has a sock account on here to talk about it right??? That Body Pillow gives DETAILS...

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    I see Imma have to cut his ass...

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    Dec 06, 2012 5:57 PM GMT
    according to my RL friends? that I'm single apparently.
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    Dec 06, 2012 6:00 PM GMT
    I'm double jointed, everywhere lol
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    Dec 06, 2012 6:18 PM GMT
    I love hugging old people, and i don't know why I just love them! and love giving a hug! for at least, I was called weird once for that.

    weirdest? I dont know how many weirdness are there, but there are many different levels to it, one of it is that I love to comb almost every part of my body when i can, I don't know I think, I was Chubaka the life before, combing is so important!, so yeah thats one of the top weird things about me.
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    Dec 06, 2012 6:20 PM GMT
    I hiccup like I'm having a spasmodic episode. Seriously, my hiccups involve my whole torso and very loud intakes.
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    Dec 06, 2012 6:24 PM GMT
    AsianBeefCake saidSo the weirdest thing about me is that.... I sneeze when I'm horny. 

    Ever since I was 18, I've never stop sneezing when I get a boner. 
    My friends think its cute but actually its getting on my nerves lately.

    Few weeks ago, I met this one hot guy..... He was a great kisser so he really turned me on.... While we were deep kissing, I sneezed so fucking hard, I spit all over his face icon_redface.gif it was totally unexpected for both of us. It was one of the most embrassing moments of my life and of course, he never called me back icon_cry.gif

    Also last night I was playing with my right hand, I cumed and sneezed at the same time lol it really hurt my back lol.

    So what is the weirdest thing about u? 


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  • LJay

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    Dec 06, 2012 6:44 PM GMT
    I'm not sure there are enough electrons on the interwebs, so I will refrain.

    I can say, though, that most people I know that are not weird in some way are less than interesting.
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    Dec 06, 2012 6:53 PM GMT
    BlackCat90 saidMy body pillow and I are closer than people are normally to their body pillows and that's ALLLLLL I'm gonna say about that....icon_redface.gif



    Hahaha, I thought I was the only one. Mine is such a slut, always trapping my dick between it and the bed ;)
  • Just_Tim

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    Dec 06, 2012 6:59 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    Pontifex saidI like to look at naked men.

    ++1


    You god damn weirdos...

    Ok, +2
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    Dec 06, 2012 7:01 PM GMT
    My toes....icon_eek.gif I have a HUGE gap between my big toe and the other 4
  • LJay

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    Dec 06, 2012 7:03 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidMy toes....icon_eek.gif I have a HUGE gap between my big toe and the other 4


    Maybe that is so you can....

    Nah.
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    Dec 06, 2012 7:13 PM GMT
    LJay said
    RadRTT saidMy toes....icon_eek.gif I have a HUGE gap between my big toe and the other 4


    Maybe that is so you can....

    Nah.


    say it, we all want to hear it. icon_wink.gif