FORUMS > All Things Gay Forum Rules

OH GOD NO WHY GOOGLE

  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 1:32 PM GMT
    I went to type in "gmail.com" into my URL bar, and since it automatically highlights gmail in the drop-down list when I type in "gm" I hit enter......

    ...only to discover that I accidentally typed in "fgm" and it took me to the Google listings for female genital mutilation.

    Sometimes I won't be thinking about the possibilities of a Google image search and I'll type in something simple like "tongue" and it will give me pictures of tongues split in two and shit like that. (random example, not sure if it actually shows that and I'm not gonna search to find out)


    What's the worst unintentionally awful thing you've ever googled?
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 1:51 PM GMT
    McQueen saidWhat's the worst unintentionally awful thing you've ever googled?

    Search word jocks, hoping to see images of guys in athletic supporters, and hit RealJock instead. icon_razz.gif

    OK, seriously, though that really is how I found RJ. No, I suppose it would be some freaky female genitalia and sex fetish stuff, when googling for gay porn.

    And BTW, I use Yahoo as my default search engine, not Google. I read how they track your usage and try to gain other information about you. Maybe Yahoo does, too, not sure, but I don't like the Google Big Brother approach, and Yahoo seems to deliver good results.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 2:55 PM GMT
    Wow that sucks..
  • PR_GMR Posts: 3831
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 3:02 PM GMT
    I once inadvertly stumbled onto the Reddit group 'Pictures Of Dead Kids'.

    I promptly lost all hope for humanity and had to take a 'mental hygiene' shower afterwards.
  • Machina Posts: 419
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 3:55 PM GMT
    PR_GMR saidI promptly lost all hope for humanity and had to take a 'mental hygiene' shower afterwards.



    Is that even possible? I have tried many times to purge stuff from memory, only to find that it pops back in at the worst times... the teletubbies have haunted me for years.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 4:55 PM GMT
    PR_GMR saidI promptly lost all hope for humanity and had to take a 'mental hygiene' shower afterwards.
    How???? I need to learn that technique.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 4:59 PM GMT
    ART_DECO said
    McQueen saidWhat's the worst unintentionally awful thing you've ever googled?

    Search word jocks, hoping to see images of guys in athletic supporters, and hit RealJock instead. icon_razz.gif
    OK, seriously, though that really is how I found RJ. No, I suppose it would be some freaky female genitalia and sex fetish stuff, when googling for gay porn.
    And BTW, I use Yahoo as my default search engine, not Google. I read how they track your usage and try to gain other information about you. Maybe Yahoo does, too, not sure, but I don't like the Google Big Brother approach, and Yahoo seems to deliver good results.
    haha, I bet somebody's made a thread for "how you stumbled across realjock" so I won't do it lol
    I found RJ from searching for something like "racism in the gay community". Surprising, I know. icon_rolleyes.gif

    I'm ok with Google knowing what I search, it's not like I'm googling "how to make a bomb" or anything.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 5:23 PM GMT
    I don't know what you're doing wrong but google seems to know what I want before I even start typing it and I never get freaky shit like that. Maybe you search for a lot of freaky shit and google has learned your behaviour icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 5:33 PM GMT
    McQueen said
    ART_DECO said
    McQueen saidWhat's the worst unintentionally awful thing you've ever googled?

    Search word jocks, hoping to see images of guys in athletic supporters, and hit RealJock instead. icon_razz.gif
    OK, seriously, though that really is how I found RJ. No, I suppose it would be some freaky female genitalia and sex fetish stuff, when googling for gay porn.
    And BTW, I use Yahoo as my default search engine, not Google. I read how they track your usage and try to gain other information about you. Maybe Yahoo does, too, not sure, but I don't like the Google Big Brother approach, and Yahoo seems to deliver good results.
    haha, I bet somebody's made a thread for "how you stumbled across realjock" so I won't do it lol
    I found RJ from searching for something like "racism in the gay community". Surprising, I know. icon_rolleyes.gif

    I'm ok with Google knowing what I search, it's not like I'm googling "how to make a bomb" or anything.
    Oops. This one time I searched up "how to make chloroform".
  • AMoonHawk Posts: 10011
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 5:35 PM GMT
    I searched 'big butts' for images and they were all women so I added men and one of them was a shot of a guy with what look to be a 24 in diameter butt plug in him ... I was like, "omg wtf!"
    I've seen those spit tongue ones too ... there's some really creepy stuff out there
  • braynes77 Posts: 123
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 6:57 PM GMT
    There was this teacher I knew and she was planning an Easter project for her class to raise baby chicks and so she decided to google some information. She typed into her browser white chicks and yellow chicks. She was so shocked when the results came up and never thought this could be the result for her innocent search.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 7:12 PM GMT
    People say not to search for "blue waffles"... it's gotta be like green eggs and ham, right? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 7:19 PM GMT
    Blue waffles
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 7:24 PM GMT
    icon_surprised.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 8:43 PM GMT
    It was intentional, but I typed in S & M. (When I was curious what it was) And I got a bunch of women dressed in S & M clothing. No matter what I did, I couldn't find S&M pics of guys. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 9:06 PM GMT
    uoft23 saidI don't know what you're doing wrong but google seems to know what I want before I even start typing it and I never get freaky shit like that. Maybe you search for a lot of freaky shit and google has learned your behaviour icon_lol.gif
    I have safe settings set to minimal.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    WaytoDawn saidIt was intentional, but I typed in S & M. (When I was curious what it was) And I got a bunch of women dressed in S & M clothing. No matter what I did, I couldn't find S&M pics of guys. icon_rolleyes.gif
    I googled "S&M men" and then my mouse battery died, so I had it up on my screen for like 20 minutes before I could get rid of it. icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 9:39 PM GMT
    braynes77 saidThere was this teacher I knew and she was planning an Easter project for her class to raise baby chicks and so she decided to google some information. She typed into her browser white chicks and yellow chicks. She was so shocked when the results came up and never thought this could be the result for her innocent search.
    LMFAO OMG HAHAHAHHAA
  • AMoonHawk Posts: 10011
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 9:47 PM GMT
    I search on S&M and most of the images that come up are of Rihanna icon_lol.gif

    S & M men ... brings up images of men's fashions
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 9:53 PM GMT
    syrias mass murder and ogrish brutal killings hays i dont want to see dead people or bloods herrrrrrrr...
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 9:58 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidS & M men ... brings up images of men's fashions
    is your safesearch on? I only got 1 fashion image:
    508365071-488.jpg?uuid=2bHGGkYLEeGygAGnP
  • Just_Tim Posts: 1716
    QUOTE Dec 07, 2012 10:14 PM GMT
    Blue waffle for me too. It wasn't an accident but I had no idea what I was in for.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 08, 2012 4:55 AM GMT
    It was something to do with anime characters crawling into other anime characters' vaginas. One was considerably smaller. Triggered the instinct to self-exterminate.
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 08, 2012 6:08 AM GMT
    McQueen said
    AMoonHawk saidS & M men ... brings up images of men's fashions
    is your safesearch on? I only got 1 fashion image:
    508365071-488.jpg?uuid=2bHGGkYLEeGygAGnP



    The zombie apocalypse, 1950's style......
  • Posted by a hidden member.Log in to view his profile
    QUOTE Dec 08, 2012 8:25 AM GMT
    Talking about google.. They changed youtube again. fml.