What's the craziest thing you've done when a relationship has gone south?

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    Dec 09, 2012 7:37 PM GMT
    What's the craziest 'Before He Cheats '-esque thing you have some when a guy broke off a realtionship on bad terms or if they rejected you in a way that truly hurt?

    I once got a guy's license plate number and I was going to call in the car as stolen because he never called me back even though he said he would.

    What about you?
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    Mar 15, 2013 5:52 PM GMT
    I had a few minutes between having my nails done and ordering General Tso and I wandered back into the cobwebs and found this gem of a post, because quite honestly, the latest mess of problems and self congratulatory yank sessions all seem a bit boring.
    This one, well, it seems to have some potential.
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:15 PM GMT
    smartmoney saidI had a few minutes between having my nails done and ordering General Tso and I wandered back into the cobwebs and found this gem of a post, because quite honestly, the latest mess of problems and self congratulatory yank sessions all seem a bit boring.
    This one, well, it seems to have some potential.


    First: lol ^
    Second: I don't do crazy things, that gives way to much power to another that I don't want to ever do. However, I was seeing someone and he was living with me at the time (we were going through a rough time and we were working things out) when an incident occurred.

    He jumped in the shower and left his phone on the bed, I was cleaning up and picked it up to make the bed when he received the text, "hey last night was really fun I hope we can do it again while your bf is at work again." That was all I needed, I packed all of his stuff (not much considering I owned all the furniture and pretty much everything in my place) and nicely put everything outside. When he got out of the shower he asked where all his stuff was I told him it was outside and that he had 10 minutes to leave my house before I called the police for him trespassing. Then I said, "oh and randomguy(won't divulge a name) texted he said he had fun why don't you go ask if you can spend the night?" He was speechless, walked out of the house and we didn't speak for almost two years. We are friends now and he apologized for how he treated me back then. I am not much for dramatics, arguing, or fighting, but he is lucky I didn't beat his ass for it.
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:16 PM GMT
    oh i fucked up his car! carrie underwood got the idea from me. paybacks a bitch aint it! but you cant keep a spotless reputation if you get revenge.
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:18 PM GMT
    blueyedgrey2014 saidoh i fucked up his car! carrie underwood got the idea from me. paybacks a bitch aint it! but you cant keep a spotless reputation if you get revenge.


    Such a dangerous and expensive thing to do lol did you have to pay for the damages? That is if you got caught
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:20 PM GMT
    never got caught....yet.
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:20 PM GMT
    Haha, this thread has so much potential. *hanging my head and laughing*
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:30 PM GMT
    he cheated on me every saturday with my best freind. found the text messages and my girl freind told me as well. and hed be talking that shit about me. he lied about it as well then did it again. so bye bye car.
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    Mar 15, 2013 6:36 PM GMT
    I superglued his wiener to his knee while he was asleep.
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    Mar 15, 2013 8:09 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidI superglued his wiener to his knee while he was asleep.

    That's a pretty big wiener.
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    Mar 15, 2013 8:10 PM GMT
    (Taking notes)
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    Mar 15, 2013 8:14 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said(Taking notes)


    You take too many notes
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    Mar 15, 2013 8:14 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidI superglued his wiener to his knee while he was asleep.


    That is funny
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    Mar 15, 2013 8:29 PM GMT
    Faked being ill, left school, flew to San Francisco for a week to meet a guy I met online, after only talking for a day. Great week!
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    Mar 15, 2013 9:03 PM GMT
    Moving on and being successful is, hands down, the most effective revenge for me for situations where I was wronged. You break up and you literally move on, no replies to texts, calls, emails. He becomes somebody that you used to know... you don't have time for that guy. Months later, something random will happen that will remind him of you, he'll text or send this long drunk email apology... just delete that shit and move on.
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    Mar 15, 2013 9:09 PM GMT
    Stare at him through the crack of the closet door while he's sleeping, re-arrange furniture when he's not home so it looks like they move by themselves, barely whisper from behind curtains so he thinks he hear voices, time when he get off work so he won't catch you at his house eating pancakes and scratching your balls with his brass candle holder shaped like a goose his mother gave him for Easter, the usual goofy stuff love makes you do.
    Are you fuckn' kidding me? I'm a catch, I'm still on my first and only relationship.
  • reges198

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    Mar 15, 2013 9:09 PM GMT
    ^^ This.
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    Mar 16, 2013 2:34 AM GMT
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    Mar 16, 2013 2:37 AM GMT
    Not really qualified to answer this question, but a guy who pisses me off in a relationship would def feel my wrath....

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    .......................and for his sake, he'd better have good insurance! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • spacemagic

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    Mar 16, 2013 2:52 AM GMT
    I co-wrote a song about him with Taylor Swift.
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    Mar 16, 2013 3:10 AM GMT
    My ex, who was later in the relationship diagnosed as bipolar, started flickin' and got mixed up with this little expired-visa whore. The whore knew all about me, knew I was trying to save the relationship and get my ex the help he needed, and the whore did what he wanted anyway, which made him, in my book, even more responsible. So, when the whore would not heed my pleas to back away, and then my warnings, I contacted the INS...he was eventually put back on the first thing smokin' back to where he came from. Try and steal my sick, confused husband away from me? Well, you may succeed, but you won't get to keep him either. The therapist my ex and I were seeing to work through this crisis said I was "cured" and didn't need to come see her anymore, LOL. Don't get me wrong...I am NOT a mean or vengeful person, but mess with someone I love, and the gloves are off. And it felt GOOD. There are times when you should be the bigger person and bow out gracefully, and there are times when revenge is warranted. This was one of those times. Anyone who says revenge isn't sweet...is either a liar...or doin' it wrong. Sometimes, you just need a little prairie justice...BANG BANG!
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    Mar 16, 2013 3:18 AM GMT
    I wrote a letter to the dean say how I don't think it's professional for professors to take their students virginitiesicon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 20, 2013 8:38 PM GMT
    Im cool about it and not too mean i guess.


    First things first I change the locks (if they lived with me)

    then the break up happens... i remind them that I was the best they'd ever have and it don't matter what kind of feelings ill ever have for them down the road were never going to get back together whats done in DONE and if anyone asks its your fault for being an idiot!

    next i grab there shit and and pack it into the car and drop it off on the stoop or yard of where ever there staying since it sure as hell aint my place in the middle of the night without them knowing .

    The best part is i keep whatever clothing item that was there favoriteas a trophy. some times it has major sentimental value to them ahahahah mine now bitch and call cry beg as much as they want "i have no clue" where it could have gone xoxoxoxo

    then were done...ill be civil in the future but ill always keep my nose up around them.
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    Mar 20, 2013 9:28 PM GMT
    I facebooked all his Jehovah's witness friends and fam and outted him. icon_smile.gif)

    He'll thank me later. icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 20, 2013 9:36 PM GMT
    I went on looking and being fabulous and had a life and never looked back.

    That seems to have gotten the point across rather well.




    The OP is the very personification of "desperate cry for help."

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