Movie quotes you always wanted to use in real life

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    Dec 12, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
    Mine are from Clue and The First Wives Club in that order:

    'I hated her SO MUCH. It was like flames...flames on the side of my face...heaving..breaths...heaving breaths....'

    'Mother I met a man! He's an angel! He's a God! He's a doctor! '

    What are some quotes from movies you were you could use in real life but never really could?
  • Just_Tim

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    Dec 12, 2012 4:13 AM GMT
    "It could be worse... my nose could be gushing blood."
    -The Penguin-


    That was my yearbook quote, so I guess I DID get to use it.
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    Dec 12, 2012 4:14 AM GMT
    Just_Tim said"It could be worse... my nose could be gushing blood."
    -The Penguin-


    That was my yearbook quote, so I guess I DID get to use it.


    Lol why did you use that as your quote?
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    Dec 12, 2012 8:32 AM GMT
    " That is it! I have had it with these motha fuckin' snakes on this motha fuckin' plane! Everybody strap in! "

    - Samuel L Jackson's character in " Snakes on a Plane "

    I am EXTREMELY terrified of snakes though. . . It'd be cool to use that line, but, I hope I'm never in a situation that involves being trapped on a plane with snakes.

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    Dec 12, 2012 8:54 AM GMT
    Trollileo said"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

    The cross dresser from Silence of the Lambs.
    One day we will go shopping for lotion.
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    Dec 12, 2012 1:51 PM GMT



    the above with me saying Loyd's ( Jim Carey's) part
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    Dec 12, 2012 1:56 PM GMT
    "Keep the change ya filthy animal!" It's the best quote ever haha
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    Dec 12, 2012 2:05 PM GMT
    Back up, let him through! You can move back some, you don't own the theater!
    --- Brenda icon_biggrin.gif *I often want to shout this when in a large crowd*
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    Dec 12, 2012 2:07 PM GMT
    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
  • MidwesternKid

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    Dec 12, 2012 2:08 PM GMT
    You have balls written on your forehead - Garden State
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    Dec 12, 2012 2:25 PM GMT
    Trollileo said"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

    The cross dresser from Silence of the Lambs.


    ^This

    AND....

    "Bear... Bearfucker, Do you need assistance?" Super Troopers
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    Dec 12, 2012 2:51 PM GMT
    minox saidI don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


    What movie is that line from?
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    Dec 12, 2012 2:53 PM GMT
    "...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
  • HottJoe

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    Dec 12, 2012 2:54 PM GMT
    "Whataya wanna live forever?!"

    The sergeant in Starship Troopers right before he's killed.
  • Montague

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    Dec 12, 2012 3:00 PM GMT
    "We'll always have Paris.."
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    Dec 12, 2012 3:01 PM GMT
    "Get away from her you BITCH!!" From Aliens icon_biggrin.gif
    "I don't give a Shit about nice Earl" from Sordid Lives. I do use this one a lot icon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 12, 2012 3:04 PM GMT
    My late partner used to say "Jungle red!" and hold his spread fingers up, both hands nails outward, when he was about to confront any guy he thought was trying to flirt with me. Those possessive Italians! icon_rolleyes.gif

    (From the Norma Shearer scene in the 1939 movie The Women, referring to a nail polish color, symbolizing her willingness to fight ruthlessly to get her husband back from his mistress)
  • Osiris_Blade

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    Dec 12, 2012 3:07 PM GMT
    I got to use a TV quote if that counts. I had properly informed a customer of a situation. Their response: "I didn't know that."

    I countered: "And knowing is half the battle..."
  • ohioguy12

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    Dec 12, 2012 3:08 PM GMT
    "If I was any happier, my pants would be wet"

    "To break your drought I have a cousin who might be interested. She doesn't look like much, but she gets conjugal visits"
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    Dec 12, 2012 3:10 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    minox saidI don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


    What movie is that line from?


    The lord of the Ring
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    Dec 12, 2012 3:11 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    minox saidI don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    What movie is that line from?

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?
    No, no, no... The Happy Hooker?
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    Dec 12, 2012 3:11 PM GMT
    " Dad? Wanna have a game of catch?"- Field Of Dreams
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    Dec 12, 2012 3:50 PM GMT
    "The skin under your eyes looks like Hugh Hefner's ball sack" ~Ryan Gosling

    Crazy Stupid Love
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    Dec 12, 2012 6:04 PM GMT
    "I'd like to kiss you but I just washed my hair."
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    Dec 12, 2012 6:39 PM GMT
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