It Makes Good Toast

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    Dec 14, 2012 12:51 AM GMT
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    Dec 14, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    IslamicBottom4SatanistTop saidThis is an example of a good comedy sketch.
    No frills, no guest celebrity whoring, no political drops.
    Just good humor.



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    Dec 14, 2012 1:26 AM GMT
    That toaster is so Metal
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    Dec 14, 2012 1:34 AM GMT
    Claystation saidThat toaster is so Metal


    B0y liFt i† Up le†z maKe A tOasTa
    jUst cAll mE fO U cUm i neeD tA shaVe mY ch0chA!
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    Dec 14, 2012 1:37 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said

    B0y liFt i† Up le†z maKe A tOasTa
    jUst cAll mE fO U cUm i neeD tA shaVe mY ch0chA!


    Oo Gurr! U tri'n ta getz mah biznez
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    Dec 14, 2012 1:42 AM GMT
    lol
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    Dec 14, 2012 4:01 AM GMT
    IslamicBottom4SatanistTop said
    Claystation said
    Scruffypup said

    B0y liFt i† Up le†z maKe A tOasTa
    jUst cAll mE fO U cUm i neeD tA shaVe mY ch0chA!


    Oo Gurr! U tri'n ta getz mah biznez


    Translation



    Surely. You see, in the first sentence, I asked Claystation to have sex with me in an effort to produce a child together. My only condition was that he telephone me first to alert me of his impending arrival, so that I would have time to remove the hair from my genitals. At this point in the conversation, Claystation accused me of trying to engage in sexual relations with him, which I might mention, is quite puzzling due to the directness of my solicitation. I sincerely hope this clears the confusion.
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    Dec 14, 2012 4:03 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said


    Surely. You see, in the first sentence, I asked Claystation to have sex with me in an effort to produce a child together. My only condition was that he telephone me first to alert me of his impending arrival, so that I would have time to remove the hair from my genitals. At this point in the conversation, Claystation accused me of trying to engage in sexual relations with him, which I might mention, is quite puzzling due to the directness of my solicitation. I sincerely hope this clears the confusion.


    My reply was more of a statement, than an accusation. I was merely pointing out that you were indeed wanting me to have relations with you, of course with the obvious caveat of calling before so preparations can be made.
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    Dec 14, 2012 4:10 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    Scruffypup said


    Surely. You see, in the first sentence, I asked Claystation to have sex with me in an effort to produce a child together. My only condition was that he telephone me first to alert me of his impending arrival, so that I would have time to remove the hair from my genitals. At this point in the conversation, Claystation accused me of trying to engage in sexual relations with him, which I might mention, is quite puzzling due to the directness of my solicitation. I sincerely hope this clears the confusion.


    My reply was more of a statement, than an accusation. I was merely pointing out that you were indeed wanting me to have relations with you, of course with the obvious caveat of calling before so preparations can be made.



    While your words could certainly be said to be declarative, I detected a certain "tone" to your comment. And I'm sure you realize I would never shave my chocha for you, since I know you prefer me non rasé.
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    Dec 14, 2012 4:15 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    Claystation said
    Scruffypup said


    Surely. You see, in the first sentence, I asked Claystation to have sex with me in an effort to produce a child together. My only condition was that he telephone me first to alert me of his impending arrival, so that I would have time to remove the hair from my genitals. At this point in the conversation, Claystation accused me of trying to engage in sexual relations with him, which I might mention, is quite puzzling due to the directness of my solicitation. I sincerely hope this clears the confusion.


    My reply was more of a statement, than an accusation. I was merely pointing out that you were indeed wanting me to have relations with you, of course with the obvious caveat of calling before so preparations can be made.



    While your words could certainly be said to be declarative, I detected a certain "tone" to your comment. And I'm sure you realize I would never shave my chocha for you, since I know you prefer me non rasé.


    Tone cannot be detected in text. you may be referring to a potential inflection with the words used and the connotation of the phrase. Of course I am well aware that you wouldnt be so rude as to remove the wonderful experience that is the natural state of your body. While it is true that I prefer a man au gratin (NOTE: this is clearly not a term to be taken in a cooking context) I am not unintelligent and am well aware when someone appreciates the finer things in life...............gizurl
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    Dec 14, 2012 4:24 AM GMT
    of course this happened in florida
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    Dec 14, 2012 11:40 AM GMT
    Hahaha! This was hilarious.