Gay Wrestling Match in Chicago

  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 16, 2008 4:23 AM GMT
    On Friday 26 September I will be visiting Chicago and while there ShortJake and I plan to have an oil wrestling match.

    Does anyone from Chicago know of a good place to do it? Are there any venues that regularly host oil wrestling?

    Also, we need someone to operate the video camera. Any volunteers?
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    Sep 16, 2008 4:28 AM GMT
    Should be a great match-up.Anybody predicting a winner?
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 16, 2008 4:29 AM GMT
    Being tall I have a high center of gravity, thus I topple very easily. This will be a big advantage for ShortJake.
    That said, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve so he better watch out!
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    Sep 16, 2008 5:24 AM GMT
    Hydrate has an oil wrestling competition every Friday I believe? You'd probably have to call them to get the full info on it... I've been to one... its a bit lame... but if you're into that exhibitionist thing, I'm sure you'd love it.
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    Sep 16, 2008 12:47 PM GMT
    bigtallguy saidBeing tall I have a high center of gravity, thus I topple very easily. This will be a big advantage for ShortJake.
    That said, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve so he better watch out!


    Well you also have a 160 lb weight advantage, so any edge i may have is somewhat offset by that plus the reach that your 33 inch height advantage gives you.
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM GMT
    Thanks for the suggestion Winningeleven.
    We'll check into it.

    Obviously, you are invited and will be our guest of honor.
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    Sep 16, 2008 10:50 PM GMT
    This thread made my day.

    I won't be in Chicago so I can't volunteer to operate the video camera. But I can volunteer to watch the video icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 18, 2008 1:56 AM GMT
    dowal saidThis thread made my day.

    I won't be in Chicago so I can't volunteer to operate the video camera. But I can volunteer to watch the video icon_twisted.gif


    who are you picking to win?
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    Sep 18, 2008 3:32 AM GMT
    This match will be an interesting one to see, if it happens
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    Sep 18, 2008 3:38 AM GMT
    I'd go with you ShortJake (sorry bigtallguy icon_smile.gif) because most people would probably say you were at a disadvantage. But here's what you should do: once the match starts, headbutt him in the groin. Instant win.
  • vince_the_cyc...

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    Sep 18, 2008 4:04 AM GMT
    Lube wrestling is every other Friday at Hydrate. I'd say it's more strange than salacious, but certainly entertaining.
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  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 18, 2008 5:07 AM GMT
    But is it at Hydrate NEXT Friday? Sept 26th?

    That is the only day we have available to have this match.


    If not, can we hold the match at your place, Vince?

  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 18, 2008 5:08 AM GMT
    dowal saidI'd go with you ShortJake (sorry bigtallguy icon_smile.gif) But here's what you should do: once the match starts, headbutt him in the groin. Instant win.



    I'll be sure to wear my cup
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    Sep 18, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
    I called Hydrate and they cant guarantee we can do it there next Friday. They have other events planned but they said we are welcome to come and chance it that someone cancels out.

    By the way I also pick me to winicon_biggrin.gif
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 23, 2008 12:06 AM GMT
    Well, I have a jock strap, but it's not a protective cup.
    So we'll see how that works out for me.


    This wrestling match is going to be amazing.
    I am wearing my unitard right now to help me mentally prepare.
  • CAtoFL

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    Sep 23, 2008 12:26 AM GMT
    Cripes, it's not a 'unitard', it's a wrestling 'singlet'. Sheesh.

    Now I'm hoping Jake DOES nail you in the nads. icon_lol.gif
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 23, 2008 12:35 AM GMT
    "Unitard" sounds WAY sexier than "singlet"
  • CAtoFL

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    Sep 23, 2008 12:40 AM GMT
    Can I kick you in the nuts after Jake does? icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 23, 2008 1:30 AM GMT
    vince_in_chicago saidLube wrestling is every other Friday at Hydrate. I'd say it's more strange than salacious, but certainly entertaining.
    lube.png



    holy shit thats hot
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 25, 2008 3:00 AM GMT
    I have my unitard (black, because it is slimming) and my ear guards.

    I am ready to whoop some ass.


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    Sep 25, 2008 3:09 AM GMT
    As I can't make it to Chicago, are you having someone video this for all of us to see?
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 25, 2008 3:10 AM GMT
    yes, we are planning to make a film.

    We are still trying to find a definite place to hold this wrestling match, so if you know of anywhere, let us know!
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    Sep 25, 2008 3:27 AM GMT
    My vote is for bigtallguy.. I know this man and let me tell you he is just amazing. I think he could take anyone, and anyone that is up for a meeting with him should watch out. I will be checking back for updates on how this goes, and to see my friend bigtallguy have a victorious wrestling match.

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    Sep 27, 2008 10:38 PM GMT
    Alright, so I found this string the day after the big event was to take place and I am curious...what happened? Or do I really not want to know?
  • bigtallguy

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    Sep 28, 2008 8:47 PM GMT
    Sad news everyone.
    The wrestling match did not happen.

    I flew all the way to Chicago and ShortJake stood me up.

    ouch.