Funny Gay Haiku

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    Dec 18, 2012 8:04 AM GMT
    Am reading "Gay Haiku" by Joel Derfner. Some are sidesplitingly funny. Would highly recommend. (Out of print but available on Amazon)

    sample:

    "It's our second date,
    And I'm not sure I love you.
    It's time to break up. "


    "Remember when I
    Said I disliked oral sex?
    I meant just with you."
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    Dec 18, 2012 4:40 PM GMT
    Breaking up over
    home decor is so very
    nineteen ninety six

    Who says that two tops
    can't satisfy each other
    without much bloodshed

    A toy dog and a
    Fendi handbag do not a
    faggot make, girlfriend

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    Dec 18, 2012 5:00 PM GMT
    From the book:

    You were perfection.
    Then you misspelled "embarrassed."
    Don't call me again.

    I don't understand
    You love it when I do that--
    Wait, no. That's Stephen.



    LMAO f'n hilarious
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    Dec 18, 2012 6:45 PM GMT
    First time I saw u
    I already thought of picking
    matching Caldwell plates

    First time I saw u
    I already thought of matching
    monogrammed towels

    First time I saw u
    wondered what our babies
    would turn out to look

    First time I saw u
    already knew I wanted
    u inside my ass

    First time I saw u
    I already knew deep down
    u would win my heart
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    Dec 19, 2012 12:26 AM GMT
    IzzyMusc saidFrom the book:

    You were perfection.
    Then you misspelled "embarrassed."
    Don't call me again.



    I love this one! icon_lol.gif