Do you have the housewife gene?

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    Dec 20, 2012 12:34 AM GMT
    I think I do cause I want to have a husband, kids, a dog, a house in the suburbs, and a mini van. I've even picked baby names for the kids I want to have with a surrogate. I want 3 so I can love them, hug them, spend quality time with them, dress them all cute and say awww all the time. I want a golden retriever, border collie or husky to be the family dog, I will also love said dog and will say awww when I see it. I might still want to work but it's not necessary.

    I can clean and do laundry and I don't know how to cook but that's what takeout and the microwave are for! icon_lol.gif

    I guess I could watch Food Network.

    I want to be Cam from Modern Family.

    This is me as I'm writing this:

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    Dec 20, 2012 12:44 AM GMT
    There are portly Hispanic women named Maria or Concetta to do everything you just described.

    Personally I am not a traditional nurturer. I am more of a hands off kind of person. That creates self sufficient children.

    By the time I was thirteen I was basically raising myself.
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    Dec 20, 2012 12:48 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince saidThere are portly Hispanic women named Maria or Concetta to do everything you just described.

    Personally I am not a traditional nurturer. I am more of a hands off kind of person. That creates self sufficient children.


    No I'd rather take care of my own home. Then again that's what I say now...
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    Dec 20, 2012 12:57 AM GMT
    I'll cook, clean, grocery shop and pick out a dust ruffle. But no kids. Ever. EVER.
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:07 AM GMT
    Narciso saidI'll cook, clean, grocery shop and pick out a dust ruffle. But no kids. Ever. EVER.


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    Dec 20, 2012 1:10 AM GMT
    Narciso saidI'll cook, clean, grocery shop and pick out a dust ruffle. But no kids. Ever. EVER.


    Aw come on! I want a kid almost more than I want a man! The gay community needs to leave behind their great fashion sense and knowledge of frottage somehow.
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:14 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Narciso saidI'll cook, clean, grocery shop and pick out a dust ruffle. But no kids. Ever. EVER.


    Aw come on! I want a kid almost more than I want a man! The gay community needs to leave behind their great fashion sense and knowledge of frottage somehow.


    I'm not sure you understand where gay people come from. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:17 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Narciso saidI'll cook, clean, grocery shop and pick out a dust ruffle. But no kids. Ever. EVER.


    Aw come on! I want a kid almost more than I want a man! The gay community needs to leave behind their great fashion sense and knowledge of frottage somehow.


    And also to keep the last name going and to spread love. icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:27 AM GMT
    Shyguy_1986 said
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Narciso saidI'll cook, clean, grocery shop and pick out a dust ruffle. But no kids. Ever. EVER.


    Aw come on! I want a kid almost more than I want a man! The gay community needs to leave behind their great fashion sense and knowledge of frottage somehow.


    And also to keep the last name going and to spread love. icon_razz.gif


    And also someone to give power of attorney to.

    I honestly could be a single parent. I'd feel less neurotic knowing I had two little crumb snatchers to come home too.
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:31 AM GMT
    I'm more of an equal share kinda guy. We both work, and we both help out.

    I don't mind cooking, but he has to do the dishes. I'll clean all the house except for the bathrooms. He can do any handyman work and any yard work (preferablly with his shirt off so he glistens while he's working icon_redface.gif ) and I'll help the kids with their homework.

    Most of that is debatable, but yeah, I guess I got a bit of a "housewife gene" in me. Most of that stuff I'd be doing either way, so what's a couple more chores?
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:44 AM GMT
    WaytoDawn saidI'm more of an equal share kinda guy. We both work, and we both help out.

    I don't mind cooking, but he has to do the dishes. I'll clean all the house except for the bathrooms. He can do any handyman work and any yard work (preferablly with his shirt off so he glistens while he's working icon_redface.gif ) and I'll help the kids with their homework.

    Most of that is debatable, but yeah, I guess I got a bit of a "housewife gene" in me. Most of that stuff I'd be doing either way, so what's a couple more chores?


    Well yeah it would be nice to have help.
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:45 AM GMT
    Absolutely! I am one! Just haven't gotten the surrogate yet!
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    Dec 20, 2012 1:47 AM GMT
    Sure. I'm down wit it