Trust me, go in there and smile a bit and the Chicago gays will start circling you like a group of sharks that just smelled a bit of fresh, red-blooded meat.
And if anyone asks you if you want to go to the Lucky Horseshoe, just say NO in a firm voice. If you value your sanity, that is.
And Squintz, Sidetracks has Showtunes night on Sundays and Mondays. And yes, it's ridiculous, but entertaining to see a hundred muscle bears singing along with Julie Andrews.