most odd thing a sex partner did to you

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    Dec 22, 2012 6:42 AM GMT
    we all know that sometimes sexual partners do some weird shit. what's the weirdest thing a partner did to you?
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    Dec 22, 2012 6:44 AM GMT
    the weirdest thing someone did to me happened when i lost my virginity and the guy fingered my belly button!!! i was about to say "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" but i didn't know how to say it in spanish.
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    Dec 23, 2012 12:04 AM GMT
    Hmmm... well I dunno if this counts as odd, but I hate when guys do the whole toe sucking thing. I think it feels so fucking awkward, I just want to kick them in the face lol. Dx
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    Dec 23, 2012 1:49 AM GMT
    licking around and INSIDE my ear. makes me squirm!!
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    Dec 23, 2012 2:29 AM GMT
    after sliding in and pumping away for a few minutes, he pulled out, rimmed me for about 15 seconds, then slid back in and pumped away.


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    Dec 23, 2012 2:50 AM GMT
    spacemountain saidlicking around and INSIDE my ear. makes me squirm!!


    LOL haha! I know what you mean! I do like him kissing and biting my ears though; it's sooooooo arousing, but once the tongue touches inside your ears, it was like "gaaahskjfndnvcm!" icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 23, 2012 3:01 AM GMT
    He actually told me to stop while I was sucking and he left. He said it didn't turn him off and it wasn't me but he just couldn't do it. I later found out his son was around my age. I guess me doing the whole sexy kittenish 'fuck me daddy' thing turned him off.
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    Dec 23, 2012 3:02 AM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince saidHe actually told me to stop while I was sucking and he left. He said it didn't turn him off and it wasn't me but he just couldn't do it. I later found out his son was around my age. I guess me doing the whole sexy kittenish 'fuck me daddy' thing turned him off.


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    Dec 23, 2012 3:32 AM GMT
    There was one guy that actually kissed doing that whole "snake-tongue-flicky" thing.... Never again.
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    Dec 23, 2012 3:37 AM GMT
    He would kiss his own arm every few minutes. It was very odd.
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    Dec 23, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
    mozlover21 saidHe would kiss his own arm every few minutes. It was very odd.


    I'd love to see this make it onto something like Girls...
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    Dec 23, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
    makavelli said
    mozlover21 saidHe would kiss his own arm every few minutes. It was very odd.


    I'd love to see this make it onto something like Girls...
    Yeah it was super odd. Made it hard to concentrate and not laugh.
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    Dec 23, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
    mozlover21 said
    makavelli said
    mozlover21 saidHe would kiss his own arm every few minutes. It was very odd.


    I'd love to see this make it onto something like Girls...
    Yeah it was super odd. Made it hard to concentrate and not laugh.


    Hahaha. I wouldn't even be able to stop myself from laughing.
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    Dec 23, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    haha, I asked him to stop at one point. I don't think he was even aware of doing it. But come on, all he had to do was ask and I would have done it for him. I just didn't know that the arm is such a stimulating body part.
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    Dec 23, 2012 5:09 AM GMT
    Not to me but to himself. When he started to cum, he also started to cry....really LOUD! He said he always did that when cumming. We were at the Helmsley Hotel in NYC and the walls were not thick. I gave him a tissue and told him to shut the fuck up because people could hear us.
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    Dec 23, 2012 6:38 PM GMT
    Good grief. You guys make vanilla look like habaƱero. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 23, 2012 6:57 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    MashogaNubianPrince saidHe actually told me to stop while I was sucking and he left. He said it didn't turn him off and it wasn't me but he just couldn't do it. I later found out his son was around my age. I guess me doing the whole sexy kittenish 'fuck me daddy' thing turned him off.


    You have the worst luck with men. Ugh. icon_eek.gif


    I should write a book called 'How Not to Find a Man'. I once had a man who wanted me to have a threesome with me and his girlfriend. And then there was this jogger who had a crush on me apparently and whenever he pass by me he'd go out of his way to talk to me. I would usually just nod. One time he stopped me and said how rude I was for never actually opening my mouth to speak to him. Lol turns out he's a doctor....damn...
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    Dec 23, 2012 8:54 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidNot to me but to himself. When he started to cum, he also started to cry....really LOUD! He said he always did that when cumming. We were at the Helmsley Hotel in NYC and the walls were not thick. I gave him a tissue and told him to shut the fuck up because people could hear us.




    I broke my current man of the "crying-when-cuming" habit quite quickly.



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    Dec 24, 2012 2:04 AM GMT
    rnch said
    Erik101 saidNot to me but to himself. When he started to cum, he also started to cry....really LOUD! He said he always did that when cumming. We were at the Helmsley Hotel in NYC and the walls were not thick. I gave him a tissue and told him to shut the fuck up because people could hear us.




    I broke my current man of the "crying-when-cuming" habit quite quickly.



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    Dec 24, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    rnch said
    Erik101 saidNot to me but to himself. When he started to cum, he also started to cry....really LOUD! He said he always did that when cumming. We were at the Helmsley Hotel in NYC and the walls were not thick. I gave him a tissue and told him to shut the fuck up because people could hear us.




    I broke my current man of the "crying-when-cuming" habit quite quickly.



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    Why do people cry when they cum? Are they just so happy they ejaculated?
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    Dec 24, 2012 2:15 AM GMT
    He stuck his dick AND balls in my ass. It was such a bizarre turn on. We fucked for hours.
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    Dec 24, 2012 2:20 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidHe stuck his dick AND balls in my ass. It was such a bizarre turn on. We fucked for hours.


    How does that even work?

    Did it feel good?

    Who the hell wants sex for hours? Wouldn't that get boring?
  • Timbales

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    Dec 24, 2012 2:35 AM GMT
    I dated another guy named Tim who's jaw was hinged so he could open his mouth 180 degrees when he kissed. I'd have to wipe saliva off my forehead, cheeks and neck when he was done kissing me. It was like he was trying to get my whole head inside his mouth.
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    Dec 24, 2012 2:49 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI dated another guy named Tim who's jaw was hinged so he could open his mouth 180 degrees when he kissed. I'd have to wipe saliva off my forehead, cheeks and neck when he was done kissing me. It was like he was trying to get my whole head inside his mouth.


    He was trying to eat you. He as part snake.
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    Dec 24, 2012 3:04 AM GMT
    If you can believe it, he actually wanted to get to first base with me.

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