Farting in the steam room

  • bijockmuscle

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    Sep 17, 2008 5:33 PM GMT
    So i am in the steamroom today and this comes in. We are sitting there and then he farts, acts like nothing happened and then leaves. It smelt so bad (like rotten eggs) and i got so nauseous and the smell wouldn't dissipate b/c of the heat and humidity...totally ruined my relaxation. How gross.
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    Sep 17, 2008 7:07 PM GMT
    It sucks when people do rude things, sorry that happened, here's some fan-service to help you feel better.icon_redface.gif

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    Sep 17, 2008 7:10 PM GMT
    Pew.
    Was it Peppy Le Pew?
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    Sep 17, 2008 7:12 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidSo i am in the steamroom today and this comes in. We are sitting there and then he farts, acts like nothing happened and then leaves. It smelt so bad (like rotten eggs) and i got so nauseous and the smell wouldn't dissipate b/c of the heat and humidity...totally ruined my relaxation. How gross.

    Why do you think he left? ...He wasnt gonna sit in his own green cloud. ... icon_lol.gif

    I sprinkle essential oils like spearmint, peppermint, eucalyptus on the rocks in our sauna....just for the sensation of the oils in the heat. ....But I dont know if it would mask that! ... icon_eek.gif

    ...and cuz i am old, I would prolly have gotten up, found him, and let him know what I thought of him fouling the steamroom for others.
  • Timbales

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    Sep 17, 2008 7:21 PM GMT
    Caslon7000 said
    ...and cuz i am old, I would prolly have gotten up, found him, and let him know what I thought of him fouling the steamroom for others.


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    Sep 17, 2008 7:29 PM GMT
    Timberoo said
    Caslon7000 said
    ...and cuz i am old, I would prolly have gotten up, found him, and let him know what I thought of him fouling the steamroom for others.


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    You got that right! ....hahahahahahahaha.... icon_lol.gif

    Hey watch out....I swing a mean gym bag! ... icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 17, 2008 9:00 PM GMT
    It is time to change gyms or bring Lysol to the steam room
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Sep 17, 2008 9:02 PM GMT
    All I wanna know is WHO the HELL let McGay in the steam room????? icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 17, 2008 9:03 PM GMT
    I'm a party crasher, what can I say. Now, be more conscious of your teeth, CuriousJockAZ. I thought we covered that in your last blow job lesson. You repugnicans and your teeth during sauna head. Holy shit.
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    Sep 17, 2008 10:53 PM GMT
    OMG Nasty!! but, you defilnetly mad me laugh at work!
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    Sep 17, 2008 11:18 PM GMT
    You should called his stinky ass on it when it happened... Make him "own it" like he should have. Oh yea and you said, "So i am in the steamroom today and this comes in." What came in???
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    Sep 17, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
    Use the anger to deflect your pain as you grab a hot rock and launch it at his toxic ass. How gross is that. Lol. He must have been straight. Homos are classier than that. Haha.
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    Sep 17, 2008 11:58 PM GMT
    there could be extenuating circumstances to rationalize his parting gift...maybe he had a chimmichunga or some other gas inducing food (or beverage) before he sat down for a steam? maybe he has a medical condition that worsens when steaming or in proximity to hottness (ie a hot guy-farting as a reflex for nervousness)? maybe he's an a-hole who had something to say lol icon_smile.gif...lol, it could have been bad breath
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    Sep 18, 2008 12:15 AM GMT
    Maybe he thought it wouldn't bother you since you're headless & therefore without nostrils.
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    Sep 18, 2008 12:41 AM GMT
    Yucky... icon_neutral.gif who does something like that.
  • bijockmuscle

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    Sep 18, 2008 1:32 PM GMT
    it would have been one thing if it was a crowded elevator or crowded subway car, but the steam room just held it...
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    Sep 18, 2008 2:44 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidit would have been one thing if it was a crowded elevator or crowded subway car, but the steam room just held it...

    Not a lot of ventilation.icon_sad.gif
  • Aquanerd

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    Sep 18, 2008 3:12 PM GMT
    bijockmuscle saidSo i am in the steamroom today and this comes in. We are sitting there and then he farts, acts like nothing happened and then leaves. It smelt so bad (like rotten eggs) and i got so nauseous and the smell wouldn't dissipate b/c of the heat and humidity...totally ruined my relaxation. How gross.


    Farts are bad, but what about the guys that come into the sauna after working out, still wearing there sweating stinky clothes, especially the ones that are waiting to put on deodorant for the first time after they shower. Yuck!

    Man smells are one thing...
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    Sep 18, 2008 3:30 PM GMT

    I've never been big on steam rooms, but from what I've heard in the forum: gratuitous nudity, unwanted advances from trolls (eventhough I like trolls), guys sucking eachother (I don't like spectating oral sex), and now fartingicon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_question.gificon_question.gif I think i'll steer clear of the steamrooms cause I have major anger issues. I'd hate to have to SMASH something.
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    Sep 18, 2008 3:43 PM GMT
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    Sep 18, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
    That is really bad form to fart in a steam room.
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    Sep 18, 2008 4:23 PM GMT
    Steam room chic

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    Sep 18, 2008 4:56 PM GMT
    Make sure to wear this along with the gas mask GG has supplied you with.
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  • SanEsteban

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    Sep 18, 2008 5:00 PM GMT
    My God! What a total PIG! I hope it was accidental on his part and that he is not that uncouth and impolite! Some guys are just disgusting and completely lack manners!
  • upsguy68

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    Sep 18, 2008 5:17 PM GMT
    I agree with In2Lectual, probably a straight guy. It seems most of my straight friends think it is OK to pass gas wherever and around whomever.icon_question.gif