39-signs-youre-a-twink

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    Dec 31, 2012 2:50 AM GMT
    http://thehomolife.com/39-signs-youre-a-twink/
    What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, twinks have a couple of other traits and here’s a quick guide to determine if you can wear the twink badge of (dis)honor. You may be a twink if:


    You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
    You worship Honey Boo Boo and mourn the loss of gay icon Glitzy the Pig.
    A typical lunch is a can of Red Bull.
    You wear Lady Gaga’s perfume “Fame.”
    You can do makeup better than any star of Teen Mom.
    You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
    You have a One Direction poster.
    You respond to all of your tweets with a gif from RealityTVGifs.
    You only talk to people who have iPhones.
    You watch everything Bravo-related: re-runs of Kathy Griffin’s My Life on The D-List, the Real Housewives, Watch What Happens Live, and Flipping Out.
    You’ve had sushi at least once this week.
    You want to go to a taping of Anderson Cooper’s talk show.
    It’s never too early to start drinking.
    Your vocabulary mostly consists of ratchet, slay, stan, twerk, HBIC, flaw-free, and kiki (a few of which should be banned).
    You wish you were on RuPaul’s Drag Race.
    You know what TOWIE stands for.
    You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
    You refuse to wear underwear that cost less than $20.
    You’re a Very Important Beauty Insider at Sephora.
    You miss The Hills on a daily basisYour go-to drink is vodka.
    Taylor Swift’s music makes you feel emotional.
    The last book you read was Kris Jenner’s memoir.
    You don’t have time for basic bitches.
    You watch The X-Factor just for Britney Spears.
    You wear sunglasses indoors.
    You’d never be caught dead in a Sears except to buy something from the Kardashian Kollection.
    Your blood type is Starbucks low-fat iced coffee.
    You have at least one Hannah Montana song on your iPod.
    You wax your ass.
    You have an opinion on Skinnygirl.
    You can name at least one of the Cocky Boys.
    You wish you were Lindsay Lohan’s BFF.
    You had lip-syncing contests with yourself.
    You bleach your asshole.
    TMZ is your Bible.
    Tiffany Pollard (New York) is your alter-ego.
    You have a star tattoo.
    You know every single line of Mean Girls.
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    Dec 31, 2012 2:55 AM GMT
    Bustamante saidhttp://thehomolife.com/39-signs-youre-a-twink/
    What’s the true definition of a twink TYPICAL GAY MALE BORN AFTER 1995 ......


    Fixed.
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    Dec 31, 2012 2:58 AM GMT
    Bustamante saidBlah blah blah


    .............
    You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
    ............


    I own a Jock strap and I am not in any kind of a league

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    Dec 31, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    I'm 18 years old! Answering allll of these.
    -Never have I seen an episode of america's next top model

    -I've never watched an episode of honey booboo

    -My typical lunch is a nice salad with 2 chicken breasts on the side.

    -Didn't know Lady Gaga had her own line of perfume...

    -I dont even know what Teen Mom is about besides the title which indicates
    a teenage mother.

    -I actually do own one from way back when I used to spar in martial arts

    -I've never heard one song my one direction

    -is that a thing? reality-tv gifs? I have a blackberry so I don't think I can do that on it.

    -I have a blackberry... and I bbm like occasionally. Actually, why do I even own a smartphone?

    -Never ever have I watched Bravo, because I don't/ never had that channel.

    -I do love sushi, but its when my and the guys are have an "all you can eat around the world" marathon.

    -Anderson Cooper is a talk show host? I thought he was on CNN.

    -Its only never too early to be drinking when: your favourite hockey team made it to the playoffs

    -Don't know any of those words except for kiki. I don't even know how to incorporate that into a sentence.

    -Don't get me wrong, I think Drag Queens are some of the nicest people (although i've never met one in my life) but I hate drag. I honestly don't understand why drag is such a big thing in the gay community.

    - Towie? what's that?

    - Guilty as charged, I have ordered a salad at Mc-d's

    - WOAH, 1 underwear over 20$? I can buy a perfectly fine shirt on sale for 20$!

    - I go to Sephora with my girl friends, but I honestly don't get why you need so much shit on your face. I understand the basic toner and moisturizer and 1 cologne but other than that, I say overboard.

    - I've never watched the hills

    - My go to drink is vodka!

    - I hate Taylor Swift's music.

    - Who's Kris Jenner? Isn't he the basketball player that divorced a Kardashian not long ago?

    - I thought bitches were bitches. There are subgroups?

    - I watch the clips of X-factor for simons comments. Oh I heard on the radio she was kicked off the X-factor btw.

    - I don't wear Sunglasses indoors, I tried when I was in freshmen year of highschool and I ran into my fridge.

    - But Sears is where I get my folks presents... and where I buy my socks...

    - My blood type is A. And at Starbucks I order a Grande Americano with
    sugar free hazelnut. That's not too bad is it?

    - Never watched Hannah Montana in my life.

    - I do when I'm hooking up with a guy I don't know.... He might want to top, and I don't want to give him a bad time yeah know?

    - Skinnygirl? Isn't that a brand of pre-made Margaritas?

    - I've watched some of their stuff, but not my liking. I really love cocksure men or Corbin Fisher though. I don't follow them religiously to know the models though, I just bump into their videos on x-tube and affiliates.

    - I was always a Hilary Duff fan. She's an awesome role model, because she knows she's had her career and she's settled down with a kid now!

    - I lip-sync when I'm doing cardio. It's weird, but it keeps me going.

    - Doesn't the chemical burn the skin on your anus? How does that even work?

    - TMZ's the new Perez Hilton right? I don't really follow celebrity tabloid unless my friend brings it up in a convo.

    - can't say i know who that is...

    - This I confess to. I don't know every single line of mean girls, but I can quote a mean girls line in any context of convo.
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    Dec 31, 2012 4:17 AM GMT
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    You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
    You don’t have time for basic bitches.
    You have at least one Hannah Montana song on your iPod.

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    Dec 31, 2012 4:29 AM GMT
    Bustamante said

    You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
    You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
    You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
    You don’t have time for basic bitches.
    You know every single line of Mean Girls.


    Guess I'm a twink.

    And who the fuck has time for basic bitches. Attention basic bitches. You're basic.
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    Dec 31, 2012 4:33 AM GMT
    What are basic bitches? I urban dictionaried it but don't quite understand the meaning....
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    Dec 31, 2012 4:33 AM GMT
    That list is 38 items too long. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 31, 2012 5:15 AM GMT
    Bustamente saidYour vocabulary mostly consists of ratchet, slay, stan, twerk, HBIC, flaw-free, and kiki (a few of which should be banned


    It's flawless booboo
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    Dec 31, 2012 5:33 AM GMT
    I don't think I have enough money to be a twink.
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    Dec 31, 2012 5:38 AM GMT
    ^worrrrrrdddd
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    Dec 31, 2012 5:42 AM GMT
    These are very true for me

    You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.

    You worship Honey Boo Boo and mourn the loss of gay icon Glitzy the Pig.

    You can do makeup better than any star of Teen Mom

    You watch everything Bravo-related: re-runs of Kathy Griffin’s My Life on The D-List, the Real Housewives, Watch What Happens

    It’s never too early to start drinking.

    You refuse to wear underwear that cost less than $20.

    You don’t have time for basic bitches.

    You’d never be caught dead in a Sears

    You have at least one Hannah Montana song on your iPod.

    You know every single line of Mean Girls.

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    Dec 31, 2012 5:43 AM GMT
    Hottieaussie where do you find the time to keep up with all of these things? teach me your ways icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 31, 2012 6:25 AM GMT
    I think being able to quote Mean Girls is more an age thing than a twink thing. Most of my straight friends around my age - guys and girls - can quote that movie like a Bible-thumper can quote scripture. icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 31, 2012 6:32 AM GMT
    Bromoflexual saidI think being able to quote Mean Girls is more an age thing than a twink thing. Most of my straight friends around my age - guys and girls - can quote that movie like a Bible-thumper can quote scripture. icon_cool.gif


    That is quite true
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    Dec 31, 2012 7:00 AM GMT
    Bromoflexual saidI think being able to quote Mean Girls is more an age thing than a twink thing. Most of my straight friends around my age - guys and girls - can quote that movie like a Bible-thumper can quote scripture. icon_cool.gif


    Probably because you surround yourself with that certain kind of people? I honestly can not think of anyone that has even seen Mean Girls in my entourage besides maybe my sisters who are fanatics of that type of movies.

    Also, I'm a twink and fit none of op's criterias. Sad day indeed.
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    Dec 31, 2012 9:58 AM GMT
    i prefer starbuck's green tea latte,and yes i only wear calvin klein's underwears at the moment,that all and nothing's else.
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    Dec 31, 2012 1:30 PM GMT
    I watched Kathy Griffin.
    I would wax my ass if it wasn't so bothersome.

    Nothing else applies. I really thought more would.
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    Dec 31, 2012 1:40 PM GMT
    More than likely, you can dance.
    You know how to sing, even if you can't.
    You have at least duck face myspace pic.
    You know drama....
    Have an opinion on everything and never shut up; even when it works against you.
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    Dec 31, 2012 1:45 PM GMT
    None of them are common with me !

    Its an exact contrast to what i always did or do ,

    I'm not a twink, though i look like a lean twink with beard !
    But i am not !
    feel like a daddy from inside my heart always !

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    Dec 31, 2012 1:58 PM GMT
    Mean Girls does not make one a twink.

    "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular."
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    Dec 31, 2012 1:58 PM GMT
    Bustamante said
    You’ve had sushi at least once this week.
    You want to go to a taping of Anderson Cooper’s talk show.
    It’s never too early to start drinking.
    You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
    You refuse to wear underwear that cost less than $20.


    Guess I've been convicted on 5 counts of twinkiness... but I buy my $20 undies on sale, so they aren't really $20.
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    Dec 31, 2012 2:05 PM GMT
    Fixed to reflect an older twink here but gotta admit it's pretty damn on the money.

    A typical lunch is a can of Fresh Air
    You wear Madonna's perfume “Truth Or Dare”
    You can do makeup better than any star of Teen Mom.
    You watch everything Bravo-related: re-runs of Kathy Griffin’s My Life on The D-List, the Real Housewives
    It’s never too early to start drinking.
    You wish you were on RuPaul’s Drag Race.
    You know what TOWIE stands for.
    You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
    Your go-to drink is vodka.
    The last book you read was Kris Jenner’s memoir.
    You wear sunglasses indoors.
    You wish you were Lindsay Lohan’s BFF.
    Dlisted is your Bible.
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    Dec 31, 2012 2:14 PM GMT
    Narciso said
    Bustamante said

    You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
    You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
    You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
    You don’t have time for basic bitches.
    You know every single line of Mean Girls.


    Guess I'm a twink.

    And who the fuck has time for basic bitches. Attention basic bitches. You're basic.


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  • thatirishbast...

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    Dec 31, 2012 2:23 PM GMT
    I'm very proud to say that I qualify for exactly zero of these. Maybe this list only applies to Americans.