Tired of No Name brand "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!" threads?

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    Dec 31, 2012 7:30 PM GMT
    Want to wish the community a HNY but don't want to post in a noob's thread?
    Had it with tangled cords and messy cleanup?
    Afraid your message will be buried under 10 more noob HNY threads that never get adapted as the official one, and you'll look like a goof posting the same message in the one that DOES become the HNY thread?

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    Dec 31, 2012 7:34 PM GMT
    first
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    Dec 31, 2012 7:35 PM GMT
    I will be asleep when the clock strikes midnight tonight, unless the live music and fireworks wake me up, so I'm having my fun now.
    Have a good time tonight, everyone.
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    Dec 31, 2012 8:15 PM GMT
    Hi.
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    Dec 31, 2012 8:22 PM GMT
    Happy New Year Skinny Bitch...

    2012 is drawing to a close and word is that you haven't bleached your anus once this year . What are you waiting for?
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    Dec 31, 2012 8:29 PM GMT
    so i have no idea what i'm doing tonight and i already have my outfit planned icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 01, 2013 5:27 AM GMT
    The music sooo woke me up, but a few mins after midnight.

    So good morning.

    A new year, a new adventure-- by that I mean a new jar of anal bleach.
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    Jan 01, 2013 3:33 PM GMT
    And the best New Year's Eve thread award goes to....

    Me.

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    Jan 01, 2013 3:41 PM GMT
    LOL! Funny and true premise.

    But now comes the thread hijack phase. So, who's taking a vacation in the first month or 2 of 2013? ME, ME, ME!
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    Jan 01, 2013 3:58 PM GMT
    After today, I plan to barrage the forums with Biden 2016 threads.icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 01, 2013 3:59 PM GMT


    Happy New Year, SkinnyB!

    *cracking up at your post*
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    Jan 01, 2013 4:02 PM GMT
    @datscarf You just mad no one answered your question in your thread.
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/2902227#415416_2904120_name
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