"Do you ever fantasize about being killed?"

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    Jan 01, 2013 3:25 AM GMT

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    Jan 01, 2013 3:36 AM GMT
    I thought I saw a vagina so I backed out of this thread as soon as I could.
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    Jan 01, 2013 3:39 AM GMT
    She's got a barbie doll appliance on. You just thought you saw a vagina. Now tits and ass... icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 01, 2013 3:54 AM GMT
    "Do you ever fantasize about being killed?"

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    Jan 01, 2013 4:39 AM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    JumpMan_Josh saidI thought I saw a vagina so I backed out of this thread as soon as I could.

    They're not so very terrifying. You do realize you originally came out of one?


    I was born by appointment at Bergdorf's...
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    Jan 01, 2013 4:42 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidI thought I saw a vagina so I backed out of this thread as soon as I could.
    They are not so bad...
    Picture the most beautiful flower, opening its pedals in the bask of the mornings sun.....NOW picture a vagina next to that
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    Jan 01, 2013 4:43 AM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidI thought I saw a vagina so I backed out of this thread as soon as I could.

    This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Fuck. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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    Jan 01, 2013 5:29 AM GMT
    yES
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    Aristoshark said
    JumpMan_Josh saidI thought I saw a vagina so I backed out of this thread as soon as I could.

    They're not so very terrifying. You do realize you originally came out of one?


    There's a reason I escaped one and never went back!
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    Jan 01, 2013 6:22 AM GMT
    Aristoshark said
    JumpMan_Josh saidI thought I saw a vagina so I backed out of this thread as soon as I could.

    They're not so very terrifying. You do realize you originally came out of one?


    Yeah, screaming and crying.
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    Jan 01, 2013 6:43 AM GMT
    First of all, nice tits.

    Secondly... as much as I welcome death's embrace, I don't fantasize about getting killed. Weird.
  • thegaymessiah

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    Jan 01, 2013 6:43 AM GMT
    nah but one time (and I can't believe I'm sharing this as it's so weird) I had a fantasy that a really hot guy killed my mother and then had intense sex with me afterwards.

    it was really dark and weird, but anything that invades boundaries tends to be hot for humans. It could be as innocent as a straight guy getting a blowjob from a dude on the back of a bus thing, or as disturbing as somebody suddenly ripping off a 3 year old's head...

    People are attracted to boundaries breaking down, that's why ironically it's so important to keep yourself safe in this crazy world lol.

    also we can never do good in the world until we explore all our shadow issues, we always have to remember that. Evil is fought within.
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    Jan 01, 2013 7:00 AM GMT
    thegaymessiah saidnah but one time (and I can't believe I'm sharing this as it's so weird) I had a fantasy that a really hot guy killed my mother and then had intense sex with me afterwards.
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    Jan 01, 2013 7:02 AM GMT
    This is quite possibly the most awkward question I have ever been asked in my life.
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  • MikeW

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    Jan 01, 2013 7:11 AM GMT
    well, actually i do.

    but firsts lets talk about the near misses in RL... i've been telling the story over and over here on RJ about the time my dad shot a tin can off my head with a 22 rifle. true, he was a good shot, but still, he was a psychopath and he hated my guts... so it bears mention.

    then there was the time i had to cross 20' of a ravine some 200 feet deep on what amounted to an old (over 100 years old) wooden beam that used to be part of a railroad. its a long story. in brief i was playing follow the leader with a kid who lived in the area where i was a complete stranger. he led me to the crossing -- and there was no way to go back down the way we'd climbed up without even greater risk -- so i had to cross the beam. and as i started to walk across it, arms outstretched for balance, the kid said, "it's safer if you crawl."

    then there's the time the church burned to the ground on the day i was to be baptized but there was no lethal danger there to me.

    and, oh, yeah, there was the time my dad threw me into the lake yelling for me to sink or swim and i sank because i hated the fucker anyway and this kid, billy, had to pull me out because i sure as hell would have rather drowned than give that fucker the satisfaction of making me try to swim.

    but the times i've only fantasized about have to do with trying to imagine what the last moments of life are going to look like. could be i'll have the barrel of a gun in my mouth the way my best friend ira did it. or could be i'll have my throat slashed out by broken glass as my car rolls over an embankment, the way my older brother died. then there was my partner david who died of a brain tumor -- not a bad way to go, actually. he had a few hours of pain and then just went into a coma and never came back. fortunately i had his medical power of attorney so was able to get him taken off the machinery so his body could expire. his brain already gone. then there is my second partner who died of a heart attack jumping up and down on his rebounder. i could see myself doing something like that, actually. or maybe, i don't know, being in the wrong place at the wrong time and having a stray bullet from some drive by slice through me. k-pzip! or, actually, the one i used to fantasize about the most when i was younger was being incinerated in an atomic blast near ground zero. IMAGINE all your atoms just coming unglued and flying off in every direction at the speed of light!! zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ -

    just gone!

    but i don't think about that much any more.

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    Jan 01, 2013 7:12 AM GMT
    thegaymessiah saidnah but one time (and I can't believe I'm sharing this as it's so weird) I had a fantasy that a really hot guy killed my mother and then had intense sex with me afterwards.

    it was really dark and weird, but anything that invades boundaries tends to be hot for humans. It could be as innocent as a straight guy getting a blowjob from a dude on the back of a bus thing, or as disturbing as somebody suddenly ripping off a 3 year old's head...

    People are attracted to boundaries breaking down, that's why ironically it's so important to keep yourself safe in this crazy world lol.

    also we can never do good in the world until we explore all our shadow issues, we always have to remember that. Evil is fought within.

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    Jan 01, 2013 7:30 AM GMT
    Nicely chosen line from an awesome movie!

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    Jan 01, 2013 7:40 AM GMT
    Not sure about the rest of you , but I am going out the same way I came into the world....SCREAMING AND COVERED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 01, 2013 7:27 PM GMT
    that film looks really good!! can ye watch it online anywhere?
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    Jan 01, 2013 10:29 PM GMT
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    BlackCat90 saidThis is quite possibly the most awkward question I have ever been asked in my life.


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    Jan 02, 2013 3:46 AM GMT
    Wow mikew i used to be suicidal but ur thoughts of death are fucked