Who would you want as your beard if you had to play the straight man? Why?

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    Jan 03, 2013 10:24 PM GMT
    I would take a woman in my office, Debbie, because she is fun, open, knows Im gay and s good with money loves to flirt
  • TheBizMan

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    Jan 03, 2013 10:36 PM GMT
    I have no idea what you are asking.
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    Jan 03, 2013 10:38 PM GMT
    TheBizMan saidI have no idea what you are asking.


    Really? Do you not know the term "beard"?

    [url]http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)[/url]
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    Jan 03, 2013 10:41 PM GMT
    Danica Patrick...
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    ...because:
    1. She's smoking hot enough for me to give up my Gay Card.
    2. She's 5'2, 99lbs. I really dig compact! (Among my types)
    3. I'll bet she's wild in bed and can take a rough ride. (And, since she is at 5'2/99lbs, I can maneuver her into any position)
    4. We would have beautiful children.
    5. She's rich. (I could focus on taking care of her and the children while she's on the circuit.)
  • TheBizMan

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    Jan 03, 2013 10:43 PM GMT
    showme said
    TheBizMan saidI have no idea what you are asking.


    Really? Do you not know the term "beard"?

    [url]http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)[/url]

    I've never heard of that. Sounds pretty archaic. Anyway I think I'd choose my friend girl Christine. She is one of the most fantastic women I know.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 03, 2013 10:45 PM GMT
    Some fat girl who can cook and won't expect sex.icon_lol.gif

    Is that wrong?icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 03, 2013 10:46 PM GMT
    TheBizMan said Sounds pretty archaic.


    It is, thankfully.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 03, 2013 10:57 PM GMT
    showme said
    TheBizMan said Sounds pretty archaic.


    It is, thankfully.


    Nowadays, guys just say they're on the DL.
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    Jan 03, 2013 11:01 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidSome fat girl who can cook and won't expect sex.icon_lol.gif

    Is that wrong?icon_neutral.gif


    Shit, if I'm gonna have a beard, I want one that's smoking hot and a demanding minx in bed.

    And, one that I could have beautiful children with.

    And, rich too.

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    Jan 03, 2013 11:02 PM GMT
    Jada Pinkett Smith, or Lucy Liu.
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    Jan 03, 2013 11:05 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    HottJoe saidSome fat girl who can cook and won't expect sex.icon_lol.gif

    Is that wrong?icon_neutral.gif


    Shit, if I'm gonna have a beard, I want one that's smoking hot and a demanding minx in bed.

    And, one that I could have beautiful children with.

    And, rich too.

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    Straight sex? Children?? Wealth??? Sounds so unfulfilling to me.icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 03, 2013 11:06 PM GMT
    ChoklitDaddy saidJada Pinkett Smith, or Lucy Liu.


    I could SO see being an Asian power couple with Lucy Liu.

    I think we would have beautiful children too.

    And, rich too.









    (Hey, I'm 47 and not getting any younger, ya know.)
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    Jan 03, 2013 11:06 PM GMT
    Gretel Killeen
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    If any situation arose I couldn't handle, Gretel would save the day. She's orsome and fearless and has an Aussie accent and I love it.
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    Jan 03, 2013 11:07 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    GAMRican said
    HottJoe saidSome fat girl who can cook and won't expect sex.icon_lol.gif

    Is that wrong?icon_neutral.gif


    Shit, if I'm gonna have a beard, I want one that's smoking hot and a demanding minx in bed.

    And, one that I could have beautiful children with.

    And, rich too.

    icon_lol.gif


    Straight sex? Children?? Wealth??? Sounds so unfulfilling to me.icon_sad.gif


    It would be all part of the elaborate facade and charade...complete with gay boyfriend.

    Besides, I could see doing something new and different for the next 47 years of my life.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 03, 2013 11:08 PM GMT
    GAMRican said
    HottJoe said
    GAMRican said
    HottJoe saidSome fat girl who can cook and won't expect sex.icon_lol.gif

    Is that wrong?icon_neutral.gif


    Shit, if I'm gonna have a beard, I want one that's smoking hot and a demanding minx in bed.

    And, one that I could have beautiful children with.

    And, rich too.

    icon_lol.gif


    Straight sex? Children?? Wealth??? Sounds so unfulfilling to me.icon_sad.gif


    It would be all part of the elaborate facade and charade...complete with gay boyfriend.

    Besides, I could see doing something new and different for the next 47 years of my life.


    Ha! That sounds better.icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 03, 2013 11:13 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    GAMRican said
    HottJoe said
    GAMRican said
    HottJoe saidSome fat girl who can cook and won't expect sex.icon_lol.gif

    Is that wrong?icon_neutral.gif


    Shit, if I'm gonna have a beard, I want one that's smoking hot and a demanding minx in bed.

    And, one that I could have beautiful children with.

    And, rich too.

    icon_lol.gif


    Straight sex? Children?? Wealth??? Sounds so unfulfilling to me.icon_sad.gif


    It would be all part of the elaborate facade and charade...complete with gay boyfriend.

    Besides, I could see doing something new and different for the next 47 years of my life.


    Ha! That sounds better.icon_lol.gif


    So, if you (or anybody else for that matter) can make the eTroduction with Danica and me...it would be much appreciated.

    She's actually in love with me...she just doesn't know it yet because she hasn't met me yet and doesn't know I exist yet.
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    Jan 04, 2013 3:22 AM GMT
    By far, I'd want my beard to be the beautiful Kaya Scodelario. I might even consider, given the scenario, having sex with her icon_eek.gif. There I said it.

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  • wellwell

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    Jan 04, 2013 3:26 AM GMT
    I'd say, that would have to b SPORTIVALEX:

    http://www.realjock.com/sportivalex


    & I'd BITCHSLAP any one who didn't like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jan 04, 2013 3:28 AM GMT
    Wow. I've never heard of this term either. TIL.
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    Jan 04, 2013 4:18 AM GMT
    any hot cookshow hosts. like laura calder. i actually get oddly turned on when i watch her cook. The combination of food and her boobs are great.
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