Sex injuries

  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 05, 2013 4:43 PM GMT
    So I spent five hours yesterday in urgent care/at the emergency room for an injury sustained yesterday afternoon during...an intimate encounter. You haven't lived until you've had a doctor ask you "Was it rough sex?" icon_eek.gif The whole thing was embarrassing and hilarious, although I was not happy about the final diagnosis.

    Has this ever happened to anyone and what did you do?
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    Jan 05, 2013 8:42 PM GMT
    what kind of injury?!
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    Jan 05, 2013 10:48 PM GMT
    Only a few bruises...
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:24 PM GMT
    Hernia? Pulled groin muscle?
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 06, 2013 2:35 AM GMT
    No, but I get pretty banged up... What kind of injury?
  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 2:38 AM GMT
    Erik101 saidHernia? Pulled groin muscle?


    Hernia! How'd you know?

    P.S. It effin hurts. icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 06, 2013 4:07 AM GMT
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 saidHernia? Pulled groin muscle?


    Hernia! How'd you know?

    P.S. It effin hurts. icon_cry.gif
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    I'm a nurse! icon_smile.gif Do you need surgery for it?
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    Jan 06, 2013 4:15 AM GMT
    The safest form of safe sex is a padded headboard.
  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 5:07 AM GMT
    Erik101 said
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 saidHernia? Pulled groin muscle?


    Hernia! How'd you know?

    P.S. It effin hurts. icon_cry.gif
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    I'm a nurse! icon_smile.gif Do you need surgery for it?


    I'm assuming so. Have to see my primary care physician on Monday for referral to hernia surgeon.

    Is it bad I'm still planning on going out tonight?
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    Jan 06, 2013 5:26 AM GMT
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 said
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 saidHernia? Pulled groin muscle?


    Hernia! How'd you know?

    P.S. It effin hurts. icon_cry.gif
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    I'm a nurse! icon_smile.gif Do you need surgery for it?


    I'm assuming so. Have to see my primary care physician on Monday for referral to hernia surgeon.

    Is it bad I'm still planning on going out tonight?


    Haha, no you can still go out provided your pain is under control. However, I would avoid any strenuous activity that would cause your hernia to get worse such as dancing to techno music. Also, you might need to stay away from hooking up with another guy for a while. In that case, what's the point in going out, right? icon_confused.gif
  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 5:48 AM GMT
    Erik101 saidHaha, no you can still go out provided your pain is under control. However, I would avoid any strenuous activity that would cause your hernia to get worse such as dancing to techno music. Also, you might need to stay away from hooking up with another guy for a while. In that case, what's the point in going out, right? icon_confused.gif


    I decided to be a good boy, stay in, nurse myself, and take care of some business-related things.

    I was told by the nosy emergency room doctor (why did it matter whether the sex was rough or not, sir? seriously, you going to the bathroom to jerkoff?) not to have sex for at least two weeks, which of course will mean even longer as I'm going to try to have surgery next week at the latest. *sad face* Worse still is being out of the gym for a couple months.

    Did hookup with the same dude again today -- he felt bad and wanted to make it up to me. Foreplay type stuff only. That should be fine, yeah?



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    TroyAthlete said

    I decided to be a good boy, stay in, nurse myself, and take care of some business-related things.

    I was told by the nosy emergency room doctor (why did it matter whether the sex was rough or not, sir? seriously, you going to the bathroom to jerkoff?) not to have sex for at least two weeks, which of course will mean even longer as I'm going to try to have surgery next week at the latest. *sad face* Worse still is being out of the gym for a couple months.

    Did hookup with the same dude again today -- he felt bad and wanted to make it up to me. Foreplay type stuff only. That should be fine, yeah?






    Make up sex is the best! Especially when you hold guilt over the guy! ;)

    If you need surgery, your recovery time will be faster than you think so don't be sad. The procedure is done laparoscopically meaning they do NOT cut you from hip to hip (like a c-section) in order to fix the hernia. The first 2 days from recovery, you're going to be sore as shit but as long as you take your pain meds, you're gonna see that it gets better as the days go by.

    As for the doc being nosy, yeah it does appear that way, doesn't it? But he asked you those questions so that he can dictate your responses in his notes because if you go through this injury again, and let's hope you don't, then whoever the doc taking care of you then will be able to read the entire notes from your previous visit. They try their best to prevent you from coming back.
  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 6:03 AM GMT
    Erik101 saidMake up sex is the best! Especially when you hold guilt over the guy! ;)

    If you need surgery, your recovery time will be faster than you think so don't be sad. The procedure is done laparoscopically meaning they do NOT cut you from hip to hip (like a c-section) in order to fix the hernia. The first 2 days from recovery, you're going to be sore as shit but as long as you take your pain meds, you're gonna see that it gets better as the days go by.

    As for the doc being nosy, yeah it does appear that way, doesn't it? But he asked you those questions so that he can dictate your responses in his notes because if you go through this injury again, and let's hope you don't, then whoever the doc taking care of you then will be able to read the entire notes from your previous visit. They try their best to prevent you from coming back.


    Yeah, I know there's all kinds of stuff they have to ask. My love life tends to be pretty colorful so I'm always impressed at how professional medical personnel are -- they NEVER react even though I just know they go to the break room and are all like "THIS dude. Omg."

    But this doctor seemed waaaaay too interested in the deets. I'm like dude, it happened during intercourse, big deal, you really need a blow-by-blow? Writing a porn script? Haha.
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    Jan 06, 2013 6:24 AM GMT
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    Yeah, I know there's all kinds of stuff they have to ask. My love life tends to be pretty colorful so I'm always impressed at how professional medical personnel are -- they NEVER react even though I just know they go to the break room and are all like "THIS dude. Omg."

    But this doctor seemed waaaaay too interested in the deets. I'm like dude, it happened during intercourse, big deal, you really need a blow-by-blow? Writing a porn script? Haha.


    Maybe he wanted some troy-athletic action! icon_smile.gif

    We are taught to be professionals in front of our patients because we hear the most outrageous stories. Example...15 year old female comes in with throat pain and white discharge coming out of her mouth! Yeah, disgusting I know! Come to find out it was gonorrhea! We asked her what kind of sexual activity has she been doing so here's the kicker....she met an older guy online who told her he would meet her at the mall and if she gave him a blow, he would buy her a Burberry bag! But I kept a straight face even though deep down, I was saying "WTF??"

    Good luck with your appointment with the surgeon and with your surgery (if needed)! You appear to be a healthy guy so that means your recovery time will definitely be fast! icon_smile.gif

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    Jan 06, 2013 6:43 AM GMT
    I didn't understand the meaning of the below quote

    paulflexes saidThe safest form of safe sex is a padded headboard.
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    Jan 06, 2013 6:47 AM GMT
    Just be glad you're not this guy..

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  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 7:40 AM GMT
    xrichx saidJust be glad you're not this guy..

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    Ha. Actually, that's pretty much what happened, just put me in missionary and a Doug-from-Sean-Cody-lookalike-at-age-40 on his back and out comes a hernia. icon_redface.gif

    Completely worth it.
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    Jan 06, 2013 7:59 AM GMT
    xrichx saidJust be glad you're not this guy..

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    OUCH!!!!!

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    Ha. Actually, that's pretty much what happened, just put me in missionary and a Doug-from-Sean-Cody-lookalike-at-age-40 on his back and out comes a hernia. icon_redface.gif

    Completely worth it.


    If you're talking about the first Doug (as there are two of them), then you lucky dawg! I can see why you let him make it up to you! icon_smile.gif
  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 7:46 PM GMT
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    If you're talking about the first Doug (as there are two of them), then you lucky dawg! I can see why you let him make it up to you! icon_smile.gif


    Link to a pic of your Doug and I'll link to mine. Honestly he is not my "type" but he's a lot of fun (when he's not injuring me).
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    Erik101 said
    If you're talking about the first Doug (as there are two of them), then you lucky dawg! I can see why you let him make it up to you! icon_smile.gif


    Link to a pic of your Doug and I'll link to mine. Honestly he is not my "type" but he's a lot of fun (when he's not injuring me).


    http://www.waybig.com/blog/2009/05/24/doug-2-seancody/
  • TroyAthlete

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    Jan 06, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
    Erik101 said
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 said
    If you're talking about the first Doug (as there are two of them), then you lucky dawg! I can see why you let him make it up to you! icon_smile.gif


    Link to a pic of your Doug and I'll link to mine. Honestly he is not my "type" but he's a lot of fun (when he's not injuring me).


    http://www.waybig.com/blog/2009/05/24/doug-2-seancody/


    Yeah, that's him, just add 15 years.

    Uncanny actually, I wonder if they're related.
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    Jan 06, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
    Jesusicon_evil.gifthat must hurt
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    xrichx saidJust be glad you're not this guy..

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    OUCH!!!!!

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    Jan 06, 2013 11:53 PM GMT
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 said
    TroyAthlete said
    Erik101 said
    If you're talking about the first Doug (as there are two of them), then you lucky dawg! I can see why you let him make it up to you! icon_smile.gif


    Link to a pic of your Doug and I'll link to mine. Honestly he is not my "type" but he's a lot of fun (when he's not injuring me).


    http://www.waybig.com/blog/2009/05/24/doug-2-seancody/


    Yeah, that's him, just add 15 years.

    Uncanny actually, I wonder if they're related.


    Hmm... well the guy in that shoot does seem to have a bruise on his ass too...