what are you suppose to do when you find someone hot on rj

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    Jan 05, 2013 10:46 PM GMT
    are u allowed to just email them or is that kinda creepy?...do you just hot list them and hope they email you? i have no idea what to do. teach me.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 05, 2013 10:49 PM GMT
    Send them a used cum rag (preferably a jockstrap) and if you're a real romantic, include some original erotic poetry.icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 05, 2013 10:51 PM GMT
    Masturbate
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:02 PM GMT
    Create another profile with no text and no photos except private pics of extreme closeups of your dick and ass. Unlock those pics for whoever you find hot on RJ. Send a followup message limited to one can't-miss word: "'sup." They'll come running. Guaranteed. Works every time.
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    I find everyone here is hot.
    So I just do nothing.
  • Whipmagic

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    Jan 05, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidCreate another profile with text and no photos except private pics of extreme closeups of your dick and ass. Unlock those pics for whoever you find hot on RJ. Send a followup message limited to one can't-miss word: "'sup." They'll come running. Guaranteed. Works every time.


    Damn - I have tried all of this, and it didn't work icon_cry.gif Something must be wrong with me... *cry more* Seriously, this one made me laugh out loud!
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:36 PM GMT
    gayusasian82 saidI find everyone here is hot.
    So I just do nothing.


    Me too! It's all just so overwhelming!! icon_biggrin.gif
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  • LJay

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    Jan 05, 2013 11:43 PM GMT
    In my experience you take a look at their profile, then find that they are 35 years on one side or the other of your age and live in someplace like Idaho or Barcelona and speak only Swahili. If this is not a deterrent you will find, after writing them, that the profile is fake and that they actually live in Nigeria where they were recently bequeathed a large sum. They are HIV negative, but ave stomach worms.

    Now for the negative examples...
  • MikeW

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    Jan 05, 2013 11:44 PM GMT
    seriously....

    1: READ THEIR PROFILE... find out whether or not there is any common interest there.

    2: Email them and say 'hi' and ask them a question that relates to the common interest.

    3: Hot list them.

    Or, think about how you would want to be approached by someone here. Just common sense, common courtesy, and a bit of respect.

    Either that or just go for the slut factor (send him dick pix or jerk off in chat or whatever works for you).

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    Jan 05, 2013 11:44 PM GMT
    Keep their profile page open in a separate window at all times 24hrs a day, that way they will know you're always watching them.
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:46 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidMasturbate


    RIGHT!!! I like your style!
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:48 PM GMT
    brokeNYCartist saidare u allowed to just email them or is that kinda creepy?...do you just hot list them and hope they email you? i have no idea what to do. teach me.


    I think you should send them YouTube videos titled "The Dance Before the Daylight" and "We Have Seen Empires Rise and Fall." Make sure to include some message about death and the filthy and repentance. I've been doing this for weeks and it works like a charm. Good luck!
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:51 PM GMT
    OFF TOPIC:
    LJay saidIn my experience you take a look at their profile, then find that they are 35 years on one side or the other of your age and live in someplace like Idaho or Barcelona and speak only Swahili. If this is not a deterrent you will find, after writing them, that the profile is fake and that they actually live in Nigeria where they were recently bequeathed a large sum. They are HIV negative, but ave stomach worms.

    Now for the negative examples...
    lol =)) oh come one seriously..

    ON TOPIC:...god last guy i wanted from realjock was a jerk ...so yea ...some of them (the hotties) will just end up leaving you a bad taste in your mouth....but try ...as my anatomy teacher said you will never learn from advice's till you live the moments on your own skin then you will take them in consideration icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:52 PM GMT
    Say hello. Then begin a long, drawn-out online relationship, culminating to an actual meeting maybe a year later. A physical and emotional attraction develops, you date, but then one day you eventually break-up, never to talk again. This has actually happened to me. So I avoid the hotlist button.
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:52 PM GMT
    You're allowed to follow up in whatever way you want. You can hot list then email him. Or you could hot list him and hope he emails you. Or you could just stalk his profile until he emails you to ask why you're always under the "SEE ALL MEMBERS WHO HAVE VIEWED YOU" section.

    If you're interested in starting a conversation, though, it would be best to just send that message. Whether or not you hotlist him is your call. Sending the message will at least lets him know you're interested in...talking icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:53 PM GMT
    I can't help you. I'm too busy talking to all the hot guys I found. icon_wink.gif
  • AvgJock

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    Jan 05, 2013 11:53 PM GMT
    I usually just SIGH because I'm self-aware enough to know that no hot guy on Real Jock would be interested in me.
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:54 PM GMT
    I just masturbate if they have adult photos. icon_twisted.gif
    End of story!
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    Jan 05, 2013 11:54 PM GMT
    MikeW saidseriously....

    1: READ THEIR PROFILE... find out whether or not there is any common interest there.

    2: Email them and say 'hi' and ask them a question that relates to the common interest.

    3: Hot list them.

    Or, think about how you would want to be approached by someone here. Just common sense, common courtesy, and a bit of respect.

    Either that or just go for the slut factor (send him dick pix or jerk off in chat or whatever works for you).



    I DID ALL THAT YOU BITCH!!!

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    Jan 05, 2013 11:56 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Shagglot saidI just masturbate if they have adult photos. icon_twisted.gif
    End of story!
    Your needs are so drastic. If their public photos can't do it then they're not worth it.


    I'd be worried you'd be a preemie......icon_eek.gif
  • tuffguyndc

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    Jan 06, 2013 12:00 AM GMT
    brokeNYCartist saidare u allowed to just email them or is that kinda creepy?...do you just hot list them and hope they email you? i have no idea what to do. teach me.
    ha ha ha how about you introduce yourself and say hello. its not that hard. what would you do if you saw this rjer in person?
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    Jan 06, 2013 12:00 AM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Your needs are so drastic. If their public photos can't do it then they're not worth it.

    Everyone's public photos is same - the headless torso.
    At least in private picture you can see some size variation or shape of the ass.icon_razz.gif
  • Timbales

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    Jan 06, 2013 12:02 AM GMT
    brokeNYCartist saidare u allowed to just email them or is that kinda creepy?...do you just hot list them and hope they email you? i have no idea what to do. teach me.


    no one likes to be told they are interesting or attractive

    find out where he lives and through rocks through his window
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    Jan 06, 2013 12:04 AM GMT
    Timbales said

    find out where he lives and through rocks through his window

    ooh interesting, I like the idea. I just need to know how much velocity will be required from here for someone in USA.