"Well bring your A game, cause I might smoke ya!"

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    Jan 09, 2013 3:11 AM GMT
    Just texted that to the guy who introduced me to mountain biking on Oct 16 this year. He's been riding trails all his life. Today's practice run for me proved to be a higher average speed than he usually achieves.

    We recently signed up for a race, in the same class. He's now more than just a friend...now he's a competitor. And I wanna make him squirm knowing that he unleashed a monster.

    Of course, this is nothing new. He's also a coworker/wingman whom I personally trained. This "competition" goes way beyond cycling. We're always trying to one-up each other. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 2:19 AM GMT
    Update: He fucking smoked my ass from the start, and finished 12 minutes before me (7.5 miles).

    But that was only because I had bike troubles and had to stop and fix it. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 2:30 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidUpdate: He fucking smoked my ass from the start, and finished 12 minutes before me (7.5 miles).

    But that was only because I had bike troubles and had to stop and fix it. icon_lol.gif

    Would it have been close otherwise?
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    Jan 10, 2013 2:32 AM GMT
    Is that the only thing he did to your ass?
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    Jan 10, 2013 2:54 AM GMT
    bri_66 said
    paulflexes saidUpdate: He fucking smoked my ass from the start, and finished 12 minutes before me (7.5 miles).

    But that was only because I had bike troubles and had to stop and fix it. icon_lol.gif

    Would it have been close otherwise?
    Yeah. He woulda won by 3 minutes...but then again, he's 23 and been doing this all his life. I just got into it 3.5 months ago (he introduced me to the sport). icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 2:56 AM GMT
    Montague saidIs that the only thing he did to your ass?
    No. He also stuck his front wheel in it a few times when I slammed on the brakes for the tight turns.
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    Jan 10, 2013 2:56 AM GMT
    Smoke his ass Paul, make it hurt!
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    Jan 10, 2013 3:26 AM GMT
    TheAlchemixt saidSmoke his ass Paul, make it hurt!
    I will on race day. At the rate I'm progressing, he'll be eating my dust on the 20th. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 3:29 AM GMT
    If anybody texted me something that lame I would delete all their contact info from my phone.
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    Jan 10, 2013 3:31 AM GMT
    McQueen saidIf anybody texted me something that lame I would delete all their contact info from my phone.
    Go fuck yourself. He's a coworker whom I hired personally a few years ago. We go WAY back. icon_cool.gif