Ugly Penises

  • kevmoran

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    Jan 09, 2013 6:50 PM GMT
    I'm sure this topic has been tackled before but... I have two questions.

    How important is it to you that your partner has a pretty penis?

    Do guys with ugly penises know they have ugly penises? Or is it all they've ever known?

    And for my official professional clinical studies, it is required you send me dick pics for my research, thanks.
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    Jan 09, 2013 6:56 PM GMT
    OK, that last sentence spoiled it for me.

    I've always said I've never met a penis I didn't like (paraphrasing Will Rogers).

    I prefer uncut, but cut is good, too. After all, once you've gotten him interested, his hardon is gonna look pretty much the same anyway. icon_rolleyes.gif

    But I love to roll that uncut skin over his super-sensitive, succulent head. OK, enough, I'm getting myself excited. icon_redface.gif

    Bottom line, I've never seen a really ugly penis. I'm sure there must be some anatomical or surgical horrors out there, but I haven't run across one yet. So far it's all been good. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 09, 2013 7:01 PM GMT
    I was just talking to a straight friend about vaginas and he was complaining about how disgusting a vaginas looks and I listened for a while and then said, "have you ever looked at your own dick?"
    Almost all dicks are ugly. Get over it. They look like bald men, or bald men wearing a turtle neck, which is never a good look. Ugly ugly ugly. This is why we almost always cover them up, have you not figured that out?
    If penises were pretty we would dangle them around for the world to see.
  • kevmoran

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    Jan 09, 2013 7:03 PM GMT
    smartmoney saidIf penises were pretty we would dangle them around for the world to see.

    Have you ever been on Grindr?
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    Jan 09, 2013 7:04 PM GMT
    kevmoran said
    smartmoney saidIf penises were pretty we would dangle them around for the world to see.

    Have you ever been on Grindr?

    Nope. I am neither desperate nor interested in people who are.
  • rnch

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    Jan 09, 2013 7:07 PM GMT
    It's been my (somewhat limited) experience that the ugliest one feel the best inside you.


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    Another reason why all gay men should have light dimmers (rheostats) on their bedroom light(s).



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  • HottJoe

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    Jan 09, 2013 7:14 PM GMT
    What do you mean by ugly? I've seen them with unusual characteristics, but not necessarily ugly. I guess a really deformed one would be tragic to the guy who had it, like any other disfigurement would be, at least at first.... Also, I think size affects people more than anything, and hard it gets, etc.
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    Jan 09, 2013 8:01 PM GMT
    smartmoney said

    Almost all dicks are ugly.

    Get over it.

    They look like bald men, or bald men wearing a turtle neck, which is never a good look.

    Ugly ugly ugly.

    This is why we almost always cover them up, have you not figured that out?


    If penises were pretty we would dangle them around for the world to see.



    No

    No

    Screw you. I can rock a turtleneck.

    No

    No

    That would make the world a better place.
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    Jan 09, 2013 8:04 PM GMT
    I'm sure your penis is fine, op, don't worry.
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    Jan 09, 2013 8:05 PM GMT
    This question is far too subjective.
    Personally, their are what I personally consider beautiful cocks, and ones that aren't so much.
    Mush like physical attraction, you either appreciate what's between a man's legs, or you don't. ;)
  • kevmoran

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    Jan 09, 2013 8:11 PM GMT
    Rita saidI'm sure your penis is fine, op, don't worry.

    I knew I'd find a man who loved my barbed, worm-infested dong. Thanks sweetie icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 09, 2013 8:17 PM GMT
    The only ugly penis I've ever seen was on video and it was John Wayne Bobbitt. It was nasty and there was no way that shit could ever be photoshopped to look good.
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    Jan 09, 2013 8:26 PM GMT
    Erik101 saidThe only ugly penis I've ever seen was on video and it was John Wayne Bobbitt. It was nasty and there was no way that shit could ever be photoshopped to look good.


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    Jan 09, 2013 8:34 PM GMT
    Adam_ said
    Erik101 saidThe only ugly penis I've ever seen was on video and it was John Wayne Bobbitt. It was nasty and there was no way that shit could ever be photoshopped to look good.


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    Lol! Actually worse! It was his porn video after he had his penis stitched back on.
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    Jan 09, 2013 9:20 PM GMT
    Erik101 said
    Adam_ said
    Erik101 saidThe only ugly penis I've ever seen was on video and it was John Wayne Bobbitt. It was nasty and there was no way that shit could ever be photoshopped to look good.


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    Lol! Actually worse! It was his porn video after he had his penis stitched back on.


    That's a partially eaten croissant wrapped with bacon. (Probably was complete while the camera was being focused.) Some would say it's sublime.
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    Jan 10, 2013 9:05 PM GMT
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    Jan 10, 2013 9:56 PM GMT
    It's been my experience that some of the ugliest penises feel really fucking wild when they're inside!

    Especially the big, veiny, crooked, hooked ones!

    Ooooo! So ugly, so good!

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    Jan 10, 2013 10:08 PM GMT
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    Jan 21, 2013 12:16 AM GMT
    scruffLA said


    i knw that was supposed to be educational, but i was touching myself the whole time, lol
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    Jan 21, 2013 1:09 AM GMT
    As I've posted in RJ threads here before, to paraphrase Will Rogers:

    "I never met a penis I didn't like"

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  • Timbales

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    Jan 21, 2013 1:33 AM GMT
    I think penises that have the mushroom head are ugly. I like them better when it's in line with the shaft.
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    Jan 21, 2013 1:37 AM GMT
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  • Trauts

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    Jan 21, 2013 2:15 AM GMT
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