The only time I envy straight men

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    Jan 10, 2013 5:18 PM GMT
    I've been dealing with a drought for about two months now. I won't go into the dirty details but it's been driving me crazy. This is one of the only times I envy straight men because generally there are more people who are of the same orientation as them and could be possible sexual/romantic partners.

    Anyone else ever feel this way?
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    Jan 10, 2013 5:21 PM GMT
    no, there are gay whores everywhere.. you're obviously not looking hard enough icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 5:25 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidno, there are gay whores everywhere.. you're obviously not looking hard enough icon_wink.gif


    I don't live in an area with a lot of open ones and I rarely have the free time to go to the city to find men, lol.
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    Jan 10, 2013 5:56 PM GMT
    ..... Hmmm. Try pickin up a girl. Then ask if she has a gay friend.
    That's the best I've got...
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    Jan 10, 2013 6:01 PM GMT
    Palpatine said..... Hmmm. Try pickin up a girl. Then ask if she has a gay friend.
    That's the best I've got...


    I've been asking all my female friends and of course they all have a gay friend. Although ninety percent of the time that gay friend ends up being me.
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    Jan 10, 2013 6:35 PM GMT
    Take a 2 hr drive down to Ft Lauderdale and go to the bathhouse. icon_razz.gif
  • Hothouse

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    Jan 10, 2013 6:38 PM GMT
    It's not a true drought until your ass crack cracks and your cock whithers up and falls off.
    Two months is not long enough.
    Post again after more time has passed.
    Thanks.
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    Jan 10, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    Hothouse saidIt's not a true drought until your ass crack cracks and your cock whithers up and falls off.
    Two months is not long enough.
    Post again after more time has passed.
    Thanks.


    Two months is a long time for me. I feel like this is heading into another one of my year long droughts. I almost killed myself during 2011 and 2010 wasn't fun either. To be quite honest up until October of 2012 I hadn't had sex since October of 2008.
  • MidwesternKid

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    Jan 10, 2013 7:56 PM GMT
    Never ever. :-D
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    Jan 10, 2013 8:01 PM GMT
    Really? Well I'm still a virgin an it doesn't bother me to much. i just haven't found a guy I'm in to yet.
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    Jan 10, 2013 8:23 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Palpatine said..... Hmmm. Try pickin up a girl. Then ask if she has a gay friend.
    That's the best I've got...


    I've been asking all my female friends and of course they all have a gay friend. Although ninety percent of the time that gay friend ends up being me.


    HAHAHA icon_biggrin.gif
  • Smakkyoface

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    Jan 10, 2013 9:02 PM GMT
    Funny, a lot of straight guys i know assume the same thing about gays. But we're both equally not getting laid lol.

    The only time I envy them is they don't have to worry about the torture of being attracted to their buddies. i miss the feeling of not having any obsessive sexual attraction to any of my friends.
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Jan 10, 2013 9:15 PM GMT
    You need to move...
  • tallchris

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    Jan 10, 2013 9:20 PM GMT
    move
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    Jan 10, 2013 9:25 PM GMT
    Smakkyoface saidFunny, a lot of straight guys i know assume the same thing about gays. But we're both equally not getting laid lol.

    QFT.

    The day I envy a straight guy is the day I put away all the sharp objects.
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    Jan 10, 2013 9:39 PM GMT
    I've been around straight guys all my life and in no way do I envy them in their quests for dates or hook ups. They have to spend a lot of money on these women for dinners / tickets - whatever is happening that evening. Gay guys - on the other hand, often split the cost of those things. Women: they're often sizing us up as potential marriage material. "Can he support me in the style I wish to become accustomed to?" I'd resent that. Gold digging users (not all of them, I know........but PLENTY of them - truly).
  • Puppymuncher

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    Jan 10, 2013 9:40 PM GMT
    Dude, the average straight guy has a much harder time than us when it comes to getting a nsa hook up. Fear not, your drought will end soon. Of course, it all depends on how low you wanna set the bar. Cheers.
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    Jan 10, 2013 10:11 PM GMT
    Cough* Grindr Cough* Cough*
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    Jan 10, 2013 10:16 PM GMT
    Puppymuncher saidDude, the average straight guy has a much harder time than us when it comes to getting a nsa hook up.
    Exactly! And that's the "straight" guys you should be befriending...because they'll do ANYONE when they're in a drought. icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 10:18 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Palpatine said..... Hmmm. Try pickin up a girl. Then ask if she has a gay friend.
    That's the best I've got...


    I've been asking all my female friends and of course they all have a gay friend. Although ninety percent of the time that gay friend ends up being me.

    Your friends want you to f*** yourself?
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    Jan 10, 2013 10:25 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Puppymuncher saidDude, the average straight guy has a much harder time than us when it comes to getting a nsa hook up.
    Exactly! And that's the "straight" guys you should be befriending...because they'll do ANYONE when they're in a drought. icon_cool.gif


    Teach us oh wise Sensei.... please include pics or videos....
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    Jan 10, 2013 10:32 PM GMT
    Gezzz it's only sex...
  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 10, 2013 10:57 PM GMT
    Jockbod48 saidI've been around straight guys all my life and in no way do I envy them in their quests for dates or hook ups. They have to spend a lot of money on these women for dinners / tickets - whatever is happening that evening. Gay guys - on the other hand, often split the cost of those things. Women: they're often sizing us up as potential marriage material. "Can he support me in the style I wish to become accustomed to?" I'd resent that. Gold digging users (not all of them, I know........but PLENTY of them - truly).


    This x100. I do not envy straight men in the last bit. I used to date women. Getting pussy is hundreds of time more work than getting cock.
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    Jan 10, 2013 11:04 PM GMT
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Hothouse saidIt's not a true drought until your ass crack cracks and your cock whithers up and falls off.
    Two months is not long enough.
    Post again after more time has passed.
    Thanks.


    Two months is a long time for me. I feel like this is heading into another one of my year long droughts. I almost killed myself during 2011 and 2010 wasn't fun either. To be quite honest up until October of 2012 I hadn't had sex since October of 2008.
    No offense, but I'm always amused how people complain about no sex for a few months, or even a few years. Try involuntary celibacy for 20 years, and then let me know what a mess you are. icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 10, 2013 11:06 PM GMT
    Fiyero27 said
    MashogaNubianPrince said
    Hothouse saidIt's not a true drought until your ass crack cracks and your cock whithers up and falls off.
    Two months is not long enough.
    Post again after more time has passed.
    Thanks.


    Two months is a long time for me. I feel like this is heading into another one of my year long droughts. I almost killed myself during 2011 and 2010 wasn't fun either. To be quite honest up until October of 2012 I hadn't had sex since October of 2008.
    No offense, but I'm always amused how people complain about no sex for a few months, or even a few years. Try involuntary celibacy for 20 years, and then let me know what a mess you are. icon_cry.gif


    Yeah. Try being Tim Gunn from 'Project Runway'. The man is so terrified of HIV/AIDS he hasn't fucked anyone in over thirty years. icon_eek.gif