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    Jan 11, 2013 9:47 AM GMT
    Hey everyone asking for a little help from those of you who are what I am not...Witty

    A friend of my is playing Father Brendan Flynn in the play Doubt. The first show is still over a month away but for a little fun gift I got him a bottle of Holy Lube.

    What should I write on the card when I leave if for him?

    In case you were wondering http://divine-interventions.com
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    Jan 11, 2013 2:58 PM GMT
    "You will enjoy this. I HAVE MY CERTAINTY!" icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:02 PM GMT
    Are you sure he won't be offended by this gift? I'm not even religious and I find it distasteful. icon_neutral.gif
  • tckrguys

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    Jan 11, 2013 3:30 PM GMT
    Is there a line from the play that may be appropriate???
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:35 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidAre you sure he won't be offended by this gift? I'm not even religious and I find it distasteful. icon_neutral.gif


    Uh-oh, I'll have to return the Valentine's Day gift I've been so looking forward to giving you.icon_redface.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:39 PM GMT
    "Directions: Rub contents generously on thy shaft."
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:44 PM GMT
    'Spread the gift of god's love.'

    lol
  • deejaydj

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    Jan 11, 2013 3:45 PM GMT
    paulflexes said"Directions: Rub contents generously on thy shaft."

    on a similar note, "thy rod and thy staff shalt comfort thee" ;)
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:46 PM GMT
    deejaydj said
    paulflexes said"Directions: Rub contents generously on thy shaft."

    on a similar note, "thy rod and thy staff shalt comfort thee me" ;)
    Fixed. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:47 PM GMT
    tckrguys saidIs there a line from the play that may be appropriate???


    I gave him one. icon_biggrin.gif

    (Google: "I have my certainty!")
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    Jan 11, 2013 3:52 PM GMT
    Scruffypup saidAre you sure he won't be offended by this gift? I'm not even religious and I find it distasteful. icon_neutral.gif


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doubt:_A_Parable

    It's Doubt, which is played, like, everywhere. A "religious" cast and dialogue but a secular favorite. So as long as it's not played in Sister Mary Magdalene's Old-Timey Theater for some righteous pearl-clutchers, and the friend presumably is not one himself (no one goes to divine-interventions dot com if they are), he'll be fine.
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    Jan 11, 2013 9:23 PM GMT
    I know he will not be offended, he has the crucifix dildo hanging above his bedroom door.

    There are some good lines on here so far that made me smile, still got a few days before the lube gets here icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 11, 2013 9:36 PM GMT
    "Not for Baptismal use"
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    Jan 12, 2013 1:44 AM GMT
    Sungod17 said"Not for Baptismal use"

    YES, THIS ONE!!
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    Jan 12, 2013 1:46 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidAre you sure he won't be offended by this gift? I'm not even religious and I find it distasteful. icon_neutral.gif

    Why?
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    Jan 12, 2013 1:47 AM GMT
    dont worry, your already forgiven.
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    Jan 12, 2013 1:53 AM GMT
    mileshelvetica said
    Scruffypup saidAre you sure he won't be offended by this gift? I'm not even religious and I find it distasteful. icon_neutral.gif

    Why?


    Don't ask. I've been trying not to offend Scruffy since I got here, and I still can't figure it out.icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 12, 2013 5:32 AM GMT
    Priest recommended. Alter boy approved.
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    Jan 12, 2013 5:38 AM GMT
    Bless you father for I have sinned.
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    Jan 12, 2013 6:38 AM GMT
    "It worked for Cherry Jones."

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