What is your favorite pick up line?

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    Jan 16, 2013 2:57 AM GMT
    I was talking to a friend today and we were laughing at some of the pick up lines we have used on people...We ended up talking about the funniest pick up lines we have heard or used on people....

    So what funny pick up lines have you used or heard?

    I have used this one:

    Do you like Subway? Because I got a foot long for you.

    And this has been used on me:

    *Person has their pockets out* Want to kiss a bunny between the ears?

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    Jan 16, 2013 3:02 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidI was talking to a friend today and we were laughing at some of the pick up lines we have used on people...We ended up talking about the funniest pick up lines we have heard or used on people....

    Did your friend happen to be this guy?
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    Jan 16, 2013 3:07 AM GMT
    RadRTT saidSo what funny pick up lines have you used or heard?
    Coke
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    Jan 16, 2013 3:08 AM GMT
    SkinnyBitch said
    RadRTT saidI was talking to a friend today and we were laughing at some of the pick up lines we have used on people...We ended up talking about the funniest pick up lines we have heard or used on people....

    Did your friend happen to be this guy?
    No never heard or seen him before...my friend is a 26 year old straight white guy in Connecticut as well icon_eek.gif
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Jan 16, 2013 3:09 AM GMT
    This one ALWAYS works for me. Men get turned on when you're aggressive.

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    Jan 16, 2013 3:11 AM GMT
    TheAlchemixt saidThis one ALWAYS works for me. Men get turned on when you're aggressive.

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    I can verify that this has just worked.
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    Jan 16, 2013 3:14 AM GMT
    "yes, your fee is within my budget this month."

    does it every time.
  • Kriss

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    Jan 16, 2013 4:21 AM GMT
    "Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

    "Are you from Alaska? Because I'll ask ya to French kiss me.

    "You remind me of Larry Bird because I feel the need to double team you."
  • Mako_Shark

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    Jan 16, 2013 6:31 AM GMT
    I'm not quite sure if this is a pick up line, but one time, a guy complimented me on my chest (while I was clothed) and I told him I'd text him a shirtless pic. He replied, "Do you want my number?!" and gave it to me. So I guess my line was, "I'll text you a pic."
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    Jan 16, 2013 6:36 AM GMT
    You look familiar. Were you at the orgy at Joe's house last weekend?

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  • AMoonHawk

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    Jan 16, 2013 6:36 AM GMT
    I'm feeling dizzy I think I drank a little too much can I just lay my head in your lap a little while ... zzziiipppp
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    Jan 16, 2013 6:42 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    RadRTT saidSo what funny pick up lines have you used or heard?
    Coke
    I just saw what you did there icon_cool.gif
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    Jan 16, 2013 6:45 AM GMT
    "I am 89, decided to give up My heart medication, have a Black AmEx and HATE My kids. Wanna hit Vegas?"
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    Jan 16, 2013 6:49 AM GMT
    You: Did it hurt?

    Them: What?

    You: When you fell down from heaven ;)
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    Jan 16, 2013 6:50 AM GMT
    Cash said"I am 89, decided to give up My heart medication, have a Black AmEx and HATE My kids. Wanna hit Vegas?"
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    Jan 16, 2013 6:55 AM GMT
    Quand j'ai vu tes yeux, je suis amoureux, quand j'ai écouté ta voix, je suis un fou de toi.

    Translation: When I saw your eyes, I was in love; when I heard you speak, I became a fool for you.

    French is a damn sexy language...
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    Jan 16, 2013 7:13 AM GMT
    Pick up lines for like at first sight...

    A: Excuse me, are you facebook?
    B: of course not!
    A: Then, how can you like me?
  • LJay

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    Jan 16, 2013 7:40 AM GMT
    Ew! Somebody farted! Let's get out of here!!
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    Jan 16, 2013 7:43 AM GMT
    "Hey, This is crazy. I just met you. So here's my number. Text me maybe?"
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    Jan 16, 2013 7:48 AM GMT
    Hey, I'm a thief......and I'm here to steal your heart baby!

    icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif I think that's a cute one!!

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    Jan 16, 2013 8:11 AM GMT
    I use:" Hey, how r ya?? Whats up?"

    and I get the hand! I wish i can change it, but it never changes!
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    Jan 16, 2013 8:13 AM GMT
    sand_devil saidQuand j'ai vu tes yeux, je suis amoureux, quand j'ai écouté ta voix, je suis un fou de toi.

    French is a damn sexy language...


    Well said dude... Well said...
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    Jan 16, 2013 8:16 AM GMT
    nice legs...what time do they open

    lol
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    Jan 16, 2013 9:28 AM GMT
    Do you want to see something swell?
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    Jan 16, 2013 9:31 AM GMT
    *psssst*