Dr. Love: Ask Jmusmc85. My Sex Advice Column.

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    Jan 21, 2013 1:49 AM GMT
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    I'm bored! So until I get over this, feel free to axe me anything related to gay buttsecks!!

    I will also take other questions if you are a prude. They can be about sex, relationships, friendships, or anything else at all!!!


    AXE AWAY!!!!

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    Jan 21, 2013 1:51 AM GMT
    Dear Jmusmc85,

    I've met a straight guy who I just know wants to have butsecks.

    What do I do?

    Regards,

    But, Sex!
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    Jan 21, 2013 1:53 AM GMT
    Dear Jmusmc85

    I love your show! I try to catch it every other night.

    Wheres my free car? Or can I get a free car to have passionate butt secks in? (Opera did it....)

    Love, your number 1 fan
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    Jan 21, 2013 1:54 AM GMT
    You live 20 minutes from me.

    Why haven't we sexed?
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    Jan 21, 2013 1:56 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidDear Jmusmc85,

    I've met a straight guy who I just know wants to have butsecks.

    What do I do?

    Regards,

    But, Sex!


    Clearly, if a straight man makes eye contact, he wants to put his disco stick in your little monster.


    WWJD? I would simply go up to him and axe if he would like to see your secret garden, at your place or his. Follow this with a "wink,wink" and a nod towards his penis area. That should send a clear message.


    Remember, NEVER tell anyone where you are going before hand, it's not lady like!!!

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    Jan 21, 2013 1:57 AM GMT
    Kriss saidDear Jmusmc85

    I love your show! I try to catch it every other night.

    Wheres my free car? Or can I get a free car to have passionate butt secks in? (Opera did it....)

    Love, your number 1 fan


    Who let the black guy in here?
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    Jan 21, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
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    I'm bored! So until I get over this, feel free to axe me anything related to gay buttsecks!!

    I will also take other questions if you are a prude. They can be about sex, relationships, friendships, or anything else at all!!!


    AXE AWAY!!!!

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    Hey Jmusmc85,
    Like the Golden Retriever in your pic, best dogs ever.

    I had a date last week with a younger guy, he's 32 and I'm 46. We met for coffee and had a good conversation, then decided to go to dinner. Afterwards
    we took a walk and before we parted he kissed me. I liked him and would definately meet him again but he hasn't contacted me. I guess I should assume he's not interested, huh? Why the kiss though?
  • Kriss

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    Jan 21, 2013 2:09 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Kriss saidDear Jmusmc85

    I love your show! I try to catch it every other night.

    Wheres my free car? Or can I get a free car to have passionate butt secks in? (Opera did it....)

    Love, your number 1 fan


    Who let the black guy in here?


    who indeed.....
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    Jan 21, 2013 2:24 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidYou live 20 minutes from me.

    Why haven't we sexed?



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    Jan 21, 2013 2:34 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidYou live 20 minutes from me.

    Why haven't we sexed?


    I thought you had erectile dysfunction.


    And I like em older, not geriatric!
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    Jan 21, 2013 2:38 AM GMT
    Steve60610 said
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    I'm bored! So until I get over this, feel free to axe me anything related to gay buttsecks!!

    I will also take other questions if you are a prude. They can be about sex, relationships, friendships, or anything else at all!!!


    AXE AWAY!!!!

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    Hey Jmusmc85,
    Like the Golden Retriever in your pic, best dogs ever.

    I had a date last week with a younger guy, he's 32 and I'm 46. We met for coffee and had a good conversation, then decided to go to dinner. Afterwards
    we took a walk and before we parted he kissed me. I liked him and would definately meet him again but he hasn't contacted me. I guess I should assume he's not interested, huh? Why the kiss though?


    Clearly, he is just not that into you. But don't fret!!! I have been in your same shoes (probably comfortable shoes since your at that age) and I know of a way to get your man!!!

    First, would be to send him 1,2, maybe 60 texts describing all the things you will do with your mouth to him. If that doesn't get him wet then he must be dead!!!

    Second, find out where he works and do a flash mob for him. That thing were errone starts dancing all of a sudden in a public place. I'm sure he would love the subtly of that.

    And finally, if none of these work...

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    Jan 21, 2013 3:12 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    paulflexes saidYou live 20 minutes from me.

    Why haven't we sexed?


    I thought you had erectile dysfunction.


    And I like em older, not geriatric!


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    Jan 21, 2013 3:21 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    jmusmc85 said
    paulflexes saidYou live 20 minutes from me.

    Why haven't we sexed?


    I thought you had erectile dysfunction.


    And I like em older, not geriatric!


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    I didn't even think he liked me like that?!?!
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    Jan 21, 2013 3:24 AM GMT
    I got offered $73 for sex. What should I do?
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    Jan 21, 2013 3:25 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    GAMRican said
    jmusmc85 said
    paulflexes saidYou live 20 minutes from me.

    Why haven't we sexed?


    I thought you had erectile dysfunction.


    And I like em older, not geriatric!


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    I didn't even think he liked me like that?!?!


    You do now.
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    Besides, he's really hot in person.
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    Jan 21, 2013 3:26 AM GMT
    TheAlchemixt saidI got offered $73 for sex. What should I do?



    Use it on a gym membership. Only peasants and the mentally ill will pay less than $73 a month for a gym. Nuff said.
  • tanlines

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    Jan 21, 2013 4:50 AM GMT
    Why can't I get a decent, cute guy to be interested in me?
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    Jan 21, 2013 5:07 AM GMT
    tanlines saidWhy can't I get a decent, cute guy to be interested in me?




    Do you go walking around with a bag over your head?

    No. So why do it online? That's a start...
  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 21, 2013 2:09 PM GMT
    Dear jmuscmc85,

    What is your opinion of buttsecks with Asian men. We need to put this topic to rest once and for all!

    Sincerely,
    PR_GMR
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    Jan 21, 2013 3:09 PM GMT
    Dear Jmusmc85,

    My bf and I have busy lives, so we usually save the weekends for buttsecks. I'm typically the one to instigate, even though I'm the bottom, and my bf gets annoyed because I want it more often than he does (like several times in two days would be nice). Also if I get too into it, he cums really fast....icon_sad.gif

    So, how can I seduce him into fucking me more often, and are there techniques to make him last longer, (besides just playing dead, lol).

    PS. His dick gets really sensitive after he cums, so I can't just be constantly sucking him, either.

    Thanks, I know you'll have great advice.

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    Jan 21, 2013 4:18 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidDear Jmusmc85,

    My bf and I have busy lives, so we usually save the weekends for buttsecks. I'm typically the one to instigate, even though I'm the bottom, and my bf gets annoyed because I want it more often than he does (like several times in two days would be nice). Also if I get too into it, he cums really fast....icon_sad.gif

    So, how can I seduce him into fucking me more often, and are there techniques to make him last longer, (besides just playing dead, lol).

    PS. His dick gets really sensitive after he cums, so I can't just be constantly sucking him, either.

    Thanks, I know you'll have great advice.

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    Oh hai twin of my soul.
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    Jan 21, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    IS Edward24 a top or bottom? in his profile it says he does not discuss his sexual positions icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 21, 2013 4:28 PM GMT
    Dear Jmusmc85,

    My bf and I have busy lives, so we usually save the weekends for buttsecks. I'm typically the one to instigate, even though I'm the TOP, and my bf gets annoyed because I want it more often than he does (like several times in two days would be nice). Also if I get too into it, I cum really fast....icon_sad.gif

    So, how can I seduce him into letting me fuck him more often, and are there techniques to make me last longer, (besides just playing dead, lol).

    PS. My dick gets really sensitive after I cum, so I can't just be constantly sucked off, either.

    Thanks, I know you'll have great advice.

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    Jan 21, 2013 4:58 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidDear Jmusmc85,

    My bf and I have busy lives, so we usually save the weekends for buttsecks. I'm typically the one to instigate, even though I'm the bottom, and my bf gets annoyed because I want it more often than he does (like several times in two days would be nice). Also if I get too into it, he cums really fast....icon_sad.gif

    So, how can I seduce him into fucking me more often, and are there techniques to make him last longer, (besides just playing dead, lol).

    PS. His dick gets really sensitive after he cums, so I can't just be constantly sucking him, either.

    Thanks, I know you'll have great advice.

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  • Import

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    Jan 21, 2013 5:02 PM GMT
    Dear Sex Kitten,

    I'm intimidated by the sheer size of my man's "member." It's easily 11 inches or so and quite thick. I mean, I just want to bottom for him so bad, but my tight little hole cannot take such a big dick. I try and I try.... but to no avail.

    I am worried he will find another hole to stick it in. I mean, it's just so big. I'm completely enamored by it. It's quite something... I feel like I'm gonna shit all over him when he's fucking me, simply because his dick probably reaches a foot into my disgestive system. I mean. God almighty. Wtf?

    What ever should I do?


    -Hungry Bottom